生活大爆炸 第五季:第15集 謝爾頓萊納德友盡(下)
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Hello, Stuart.
你好 斯圖爾德
Oh, hey, Sheldon.Can I help you find something today?
你好 謝爾頓 今天想買什么呀
No, no.I was just sitting at home thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth favorite person.
不 不 我剛剛坐在家里 想著要能跟我的第九號喜歡人物聊聊 該是多好的事啊
Ninth You moved up one.
第九號 你剛上升一名次哦
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
我的索馬里筆友被海盜綁架了
So, uh... how are you?
你最近好嗎
Uh... not so good.My shrink just killed himself and...blamed me in the note.
不太好 我的心理醫(yī)生自殺了 還留下紙條說都怪我
Great. Great.
好 很好
So, what's new with your family?
那你家人怎么樣
How's your mother? Is she alive?
令堂好嗎 還健在不
Yeah.
在
And your father? Alive?
那令尊呢 還健在不
Yes.
在
How about your grandparents, they alive?
那祖父母呢 他們還健在不
No.
不在了
Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss.
節(jié)哀順變
On a cheerier note,I have a teeth cleaning appointment this afternoon.
說件開心的事吧 我今天下午預(yù)約了去潔牙
What do you say you take me over there, buddy boy?
要不你送我過去吧 好伙計
I'm sorry, you want me to take you to the dentist?
不好意思 你要我送你去看牙醫(yī)嗎
Yes. Now, I can't make any promises,
對 我現(xiàn)在承諾不了什么
but that's the sort of thing that gets a fella on the short list for the number eight friend slot.
但想擠進我第八位好友的候選名單 這種事絕對有加分哦
Sheldon, I'm working.I can't take you to the dentist.
謝爾頓 我在工作 我不能帶你去看牙醫(yī)
Also and I can't stress this enough I don't want to take you to the dentist.
而且 我必須強調(diào) 我不想帶你去看牙醫(yī)
Can't help a friend out in a time of need, huh?
在朋友有需要的時候也不幫一把 是吧
I see where your therapist was coming from.
我明白你的心理醫(yī)生為什么要自殺了
Ooh, ooh! What about we make your astronaut nickname Howard Buzz Wolowitz?
想到了 我們把你的宇航員綽號定為 霍華德 巴斯 沃羅威茨怎么樣
You can't do Buzz.Buzz is taken.
不能用 巴斯 (Buzz又譯為儀器鳴叫聲) 巴斯 已經(jīng)有人用了
Buzz Lightyear is not real.
巴斯光年又不是真人
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
沒錯 但我不是這個意思
Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
你是說他以為自己是真人的時候嗎
No.
不是
Okay, um... how about Crash ?Howard Crash Wolowitz.
好吧 那 墜 怎么樣 霍華德·墜·沃羅威茨
Yeah, terrific. The other astronauts would love to go hurtling through space with a guy named Crash.
好極了 其他宇航員 肯定會愛死和一個名字 帶 墜 落的人
All right, um, how about... Oh, how about Rocket Man ?
好吧 讓我想想 火箭客怎么樣
That's not bad, Howard Rocket Man Wolowitz.
這個不賴 霍華德· 火箭客 ·沃羅威茨
Yeah, it's great, but I told you,I don't get to pick my nickname.
是很不錯 但我也說了 綽號不是我選的
It has to come from the other astronauts.
是其他宇航員給你起的
Maybe there's a way to get them to come up with it.
也許有辦法讓別人想到這個
Like how?
比如呢
Once I tried carrying around a Duncan yo yo,hoping the other kids would start calling me Duncan.
我以前試過帶著個鄧肯溜溜球 希望其他孩子會叫我鄧肯
Did it work?
成功了嗎
No, they ended up calling me Sock Mouth.
沒有 他們最后叫我襪子嘴
Because they took away my yo yo and stuffed their socks in my mouth.
因為他們搶走了我的溜溜球 還把他們的襪子塞進我嘴里
Okay, uh, what if we make Rocket Man your ringtone,and the next time you talk to those guys,I'll call you and they'll hear it.Plant the seed.
好吧 要是我們把 火箭客 做你手機鈴聲 下次你和那些宇航員說話的時候 我就打電話給你 讓他們聽到 埋下心理暗示的種子
That's actually not a terrible plan.
這個計劃還真不賴
They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothing.
哥的 勁爆巧克力 外號可不是白叫的
'Sup?
喲
'Sup?
喲
Hey, did you ever make it to the dentist?
你有沒有去看牙醫(yī)呀
Not necessary. No.I found a service that'll send a van to your house for a teeth cleaning.
沒必要了 我找到一項服務(wù) 他們會派輛車來你家 為你洗牙
Mostly they cater to dogs, but...
他們大多為狗服務(wù) 不過
...the fellow on the phone seemed to have an open mind.
接電話的那個人還算思想開放
All right, Sheldon,if you need me to take you to the dentist,I will take you to the dentist.
好吧 謝爾頓 如果你要我開車送你去看牙醫(yī) 我會送你去的
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses and wish to reestablish the mutual benefits that stem from full participation in the Roommate Agreement?
這么說你是意識到了 并且想要重新接受室友協(xié)議 恢復(fù)我們之間的互惠互助嗎
Absolutely.If you admit that you're a 30 year old man who's incapable of functioning on his own.
當然了 只要你承認你都三十歲了 還沒法自己一個人獨立生活
Ooh, Sock Mouth's got him on the ropes.
矮油 襪子嘴先生讓他下不來臺了
I will admit nothing of the sort.And now if you'll excuse me,I have to call my dentist and see if I can also get my hair shampooed and my nails clipped.
我才不會承認這種事情 現(xiàn)在我要失陪了 我要打電話給我牙醫(yī) 看他是不是也能幫我洗個頭發(fā)剪個指甲
Oh, good, your power's out, too.
太好了 你這里也斷電了
Why is that good?
這算哪門子好
Because last month, I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card,an apology note, and a few snapshots of me in a bra.
因為上個月 我給電力公司寄了張星巴克禮品卡 一封道歉信 和一些我穿著胸罩的照片
Power failure.Implementing power failure protocol.
斷電了 啟動斷電應(yīng)急預(yù)案
What happened to all your glow in the dark emergency exit stuff you had painted on the floor?
你不是在地板上畫了夜光逃生路線么 怎么沒了
Oh, that was wildly carcinogenic.
那玩意兒致癌
Anyway...it's too bad you're no longer entitled to the full benefits of my friendship,because I happen to be extremely prepared for such an emergency.
不管怎樣 你失去了我互助互惠的友誼 真是太不幸了 因為我剛好為應(yīng)付這種情況 做了充分的準備
Please try not to see anything by this light.
拜托你別借著這個燈光看東西
It's not for you.
這燈光不借外人用
It's just a blackout; I'm sure the power will be back on soon.
這只是斷電 我肯定馬上就恢復(fù)了
And I'm sure some fool in the Donner party said the snow would stop any day now.
唐納組織里的某些白癡 拓荒旅途中因遭遇暴雪被困 發(fā)生了人吃人的慘劇 唐納組織: 美國早期拓荒者組織 也說過雪馬上就會停呢
I like to think they ate him first.
我希望他們先吃了他
You know, I got some candles in my apartment.
我公寓里有些蠟燭
But candles?! During a blackout?!Are you mad? That's a fire hazard.
蠟燭 現(xiàn)在可是在斷電 你瘋了嗎 那會有著火的危險
No, Pasadena Water and Power recommends the far safer glow stick.
不 帕薩迪納水電公司推薦使用 更安全的熒光棒
You call that a glow stick?
你那玩意也敢叫熒光棒
That is a glow stick.
這才是熒光棒
Come on, let's go.
來吧 我們走
Before you go, consider this.
等等 考慮下這個
Not only do I have a deep cycle marine battery power source which is more than capable of running our entertainment system, I also have all 61 episodes of the BBC series Red Dwarf...and Fiddle Faddle.
我不但有深循環(huán)的海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊電池 這能更好地支持 我們的娛樂活動 我還有 一共61集的BBC科幻劇《紅矮星號》 還有《無聊星人》
All yours if you're willing to reinstate the Roommate Agreement.
都是你的 只要你愿意恢復(fù)室友協(xié)議
I've got wine at my place and some bubble wrap we could pop.
我家有酒 我們還可以摁泡泡塑料包裝
Oh, he'll be back.
他會回來的
Wine and a girl in the dark he's gonna be bored out of his mind.
和一個女孩在黑暗里喝酒 他肯定會無聊死的
To wine and bubble wrap.
敬美酒和泡泡包裝
And to not having to watch Sheldon demonstrate his reverse osmosis machine that converts urine into drinking water.
也敬不用看著謝爾頓演示 他怎么用反向滲透機 把尿轉(zhuǎn)換成飲用水
You know, in Girl Scouts, Tammie Dineesha said you could do that with panty hose.
知道嗎 在女孩子童子軍里 苔米·戴妮莎說 你用絲襪就可以這么做
Boy, was she wrong.
天啊 那才叫錯的離譜
Anyway, you want to make out?
不說了 你想來親熱一下嗎
I thought because our relationship's in a beta test, you wanted to take things slow.
我們的關(guān)系不是在測試中嗎 我以為你想慢慢來
Okay. Do you want to make out slow?
好吧 你想慢慢地來親熱嗎
I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth.
我可以慢得像是蝸牛在你嘴里爬
Well, lucky for you, there's nothing else to do right now.
算你走運 反正現(xiàn)在也沒其他事好干
Excuse me, Leonard.
不好意思 萊納德
Since when don't you knock? It's like the only good thing about you.
你打什么時候開始不敲門的 這差不多是你唯一的優(yōu)點了
Social niceties have been suspended, Leonard.We're in a state of emergency.
這可不是講究社交禮儀的時候 萊納德 現(xiàn)在可是緊急情況
The world has descended into darkened turmoil.Lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day.
整個世界陷入黑暗動亂之中 現(xiàn)在就必須目無法紀 野蠻行事
Fine, what is it?
好吧 什么事
I'm making s'mores.
我在做烤棉花糖
I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire.
我是想來預(yù)先警告你 以免你聞到烤棉花糖的教堂香味 會以為是附近的糖果廠著火了
S'mores, huh? Good for you.
烤棉花糖是吧 你厲害
Yes, or good for us if you sign here and reinstate the full Roommate Agreement.
要變成 我們 真厲害也行 只要你在這簽名 恢復(fù)我們原來的室友協(xié)議就行了
No, thanks. I'm good.
不用了 謝謝 這樣就行了
Really?
真的嗎
Huh! Okay.
好吧
In that case, I will have a s'more by myself.
這樣的話 我就自己獨享烤棉花糖了(s'more烤棉花糖也是some more的縮寫)
And then I'm gonna have s'more.
然后我就會做出更多
By myself.
獨立完成
No, don't aw him.He brought this all on himself.
別可憐他 這一切都是他搞出來的
But he's sad.
但他現(xiàn)在很可憐
No, he's crazy.Sometimes crazy looks like sad so it'll suck you back in.
不 他在發(fā)瘋 有時候發(fā)瘋看著很可憐 這樣你才會重新上當
I think he misses his little buddy.
他是在想念自己的小伙伴吧
Fine.But mark my words, this frustrating, bogus teenage make out session is not over.
好吧 但記住我的話 咱這場挫敗的少年親熱大戲 可還沒完
I thought you said candles were dangerous.
你不是說蠟燭很危險嗎
This is a Bunsen burner.
這是本生燈 (煤氣燈 德國化學(xué)家本生發(fā)明)
I'm a scientist; I know what I'm doing.
我是科學(xué)家 知道自己在做什么
Oh, drat.
該死
It took me a gallon of urine to make that water.
我用了一加侖尿液才制出那杯水的
Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid.I don't see why we can't be friends.
謝爾頓 咱別做傻事了 我們怎么就不能做朋友了
And I'm willing to drive you around and help you out with stuff.I just don't want to do it because of some silly Roommate Agreement.
我是很樂意載你出去 幫你辦各種事務(wù)的 我只是不愿意 為了什么傻帽室友協(xié)議才這樣做
What are you proposing?
你有何提議
That we go back to the way things were.
我提議咱回到從前那樣
But when I do something for you,you show a little appreciation.
但在我為你做點事之后 你應(yīng)該表達出一點感激之情
And how would I do that?
你想讓我怎么表達
You say thank you.
你跟我說 謝謝你
Every time?
每次都要說嗎
It's not crazy.
這樣不算瘋狂
Counter proposal.We reinstate the full Roommate Agreement with the following addendum:
我有反對意見 我們恢復(fù)之前所有室友協(xié)議 并添加如下附錄
in the spirit of Mother's Day or Father's Day,once a year, we set aside a day to celebrate all your contributions to my life,both actual and imagined by you.
本著母親節(jié)或父親節(jié)精神 每年 我們特別留出一天 以贊美你對我生活的所有貢獻 不管是你真正的貢獻還是想象中的貢獻
We could call it Leonard's Day.
我們可以叫它 萊納德節(jié)
I kind of like the sound of that.
這叫法 我喜歡
Of course you do.It's about you, like everything else.
你當然喜歡 這可是你的節(jié) 就像其他節(jié)一樣
Oh, thank goodness.I don't think I had it in me to make another glass of water.
謝天謝地 我膀胱里的尿不夠再做一杯水了
So, do I get breakfast in bed on Leonard's Day? No.
那萊納德節(jié)那天你會把早餐端我床上嗎 不
Can I sit in your spot? No.
那天能坐你的位置嗎 不行
Can I control the thermostat? No.
能讓我調(diào)節(jié)下恒溫器嗎 不能
Do I get a card?
能送我張賀卡嗎
Of course you get a card.
當然
It's Leonard's Day.
那可是萊納德節(jié)啊
Hey, guys, the building manager said the reason the power went out is someone went down into the basement and just pulled the main breaker switch.
兩位 物業(yè)經(jīng)理說 整幢樓停電的原因是 有人偷偷下去到地下室 把電源總開關(guān)給關(guān)了
Really.
真的嗎
Who do you think did that, Sheldon?
你覺得這會是誰做的呀 謝爾頓
Oh, I don't know.
我不知道
But whoever that mystery man was,you should be eternally grateful,for without him, there would be no Leonard's Day.
但不管這神秘人是誰 你都該永遠感謝他 因為沒有他 就不會有萊納德節(jié)
Leonard's Day?
萊納德節(jié)
Oh, no pressure. Just get him a crummy card, you're good.
不必有壓力 只要送他張小小的賀卡 就行了
All right, test my ring tone.
好了 測試我的手機鈴聲 (艾爾頓·約翰 《火箭客》)
That really is a good song.
真是首好歌啊
Oh, yeah. There's a reason he's Sir Elton John.They don't make you a knight for writing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.
沒錯 艾爾頓·約翰封爵可是有原因的 爵位可不是隨便封的 寫《走之前叫醒我》這檔次的歌就不可能封爵了(英國威猛樂隊(WHAM)作品)
Howard, are you coming down for breakfast?!
霍華德 下來吃早餐嗎
Ma, I told you I have a video conference with NASA!I said don't bother me!
媽 我說過了我跟宇航局有個視訊會議 別來煩我
Oh! Listen to Mr. Big Shot Astronaut!
好吧 誰敢不聽大腕宇航員的話啊
Yes, please listen to Mr. Big Shot Astronaut!
是啊 那你就聽我這大腕宇航員的吧
Hey, good morning.
早上好
Hey, Howard, thanks for getting up so early.
早 霍華德 多謝為本次會議早起 在太空寫Twitter的第一人 全名為Micheal J.Massimino 真正的美國宇航員
No problem, Dr. Massimino.
不用 馬西米諾博士
The guys here call me Mass.
這里的人叫我馬西(英文直譯為質(zhì)量)
Mass! That's a cool nickname.'Cause force equals mass times acceleration.
質(zhì)量 好酷的外號 力等于質(zhì)量乘以加速度
Yeah.It's just short for Massimino.
沒錯 其實只是我姓氏 馬西米諾 的簡稱
Anyway, the plan for this morning is to go over the...
好了 今天早上的計劃是談?wù)?..
Sorry. My phone.
抱歉 我有電話
What is that? Is that Rocket Man ?
那是什么歌 《火箭客》嗎
Yeah, my ring tone.Kind of my favorite song, Rocket Man.
對 我的鈴聲 《火箭客》是我最喜歡的歌
Howard,your Fruit Loops are getting soggy!
霍華德 你的水果麥圈要泡軟啦
Not now!
等下再說
Who's that?
那是誰
My mom. Sorry.
是我媽 抱歉
No problem... Fruit Loops.
沒關(guān)系 水果麥圈客
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