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聽美劇學(xué)英語_生活大爆炸第四季第14集 (上)

所屬教程:生活大爆炸第四季

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2018年04月12日

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《生活大爆炸第四季》中Leonard和Penny分手后，決定繼續(xù)做普通朋友。與此同時(shí)，經(jīng)過幾個(gè)月的短信交流，Sheldon終于決定和神經(jīng)生物學(xué)家Amy約會(huì)，這可是他人生中的首次約會(huì)。和他堪稱絕配的 Amy，最終是否能成為他的女朋友?Penny對(duì)“謝米戀”大感興趣，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己成了尷尬的電燈泡。本季中，Howard的女友Bernadette也將回歸，而他的好基友Raj還停留在不能和女人正常交流的階段。

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Good evening. I'm your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. I was expecting applause, but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate. I agreed to speak to you this evening, because I was told that you're the best and the brightest of this university's doctoral candidates. Hmm. Of course, that's like saying you are the most important electron in a hydrogen atom. 'Cause, you see, there's only one electron in a hydrogen atom. Best and brightest, my sweet patootie. All right, let's begin. Show of hands, who here is familiar with the concept of topological insulators? Don't kid yourselves.

晚上好我是你們的客座講師謝爾頓·庫珀博士我還等著掌聲呢不過"王八之氣"震懾后的安靜也挺好的我之所以今晚愿意來給你們上課是因?yàn)橛腥烁嬖V我你們是這所學(xué)校里的博士生中最優(yōu)秀最聰明的當(dāng)然這就像是說你們是氫原子中最重要的電子一樣因?yàn)?你們想啊氫原子只有一個(gè)電子這也算最優(yōu)秀最聰明啊我的老天爺好吧開始上課請(qǐng)舉手告訴我在座的哪位對(duì)拓?fù)浣^緣體的概念比較熟悉別自欺欺人了

I found another tweet from a student at Sheldon's lecture. "Dr. Cooper has taken a relatively boring subject " and managed to make it completely insufferable. Plus, he looks like a giant insect."

我又看到了一條謝爾頓課上的學(xué)生的微博庫珀博士選擇的話題相當(dāng)無聊并且他成功地升級(jí)到了令人無法忍受的地步另外他看起來像只大昆蟲"

Look. Listen to this one. "Does Einstein's theory explain why time flies "when you're having fun, but when you're listening to Dr. Cooper, it falls out of the sky, dead?"

聽著聽聽這條愛因斯坦的理論是不是揭示了為什么當(dāng)你快樂時(shí)時(shí)間飛逝而當(dāng)你聽?zhēng)扃瓴┦空f話時(shí) 時(shí)間就慢得要命"

Ooh, somebody took pictures and uploaded them to their Flickr account.

有人拍了照還上傳到了Flickr上

Wow. How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?

哇你要怎么做才能讓整個(gè)演講大廳里的人同時(shí)沖你豎中指啊

Apparently, if you're Sheldon, all you need to do is turn your back.

顯然啊如果你是謝爾頓的話你需要做的只是轉(zhuǎn)個(gè)身而已

Hey, Leonard, is your Wi-Fi down? I can't get on.

萊納德你家Wi-Fi壞了嗎我連不上啊

Oh, Sheldon changed the password. It's now "Penny is a freeloader." No spaces.

哦謝爾頓把密碼改了現(xiàn)在是“佩妮是個(gè)蹭網(wǎng)的” 別加空格

Thanks. What are you guys doing?

多謝你們?cè)诟陕锬?/div>

Sheldon gave a lecture at the university tonight. We're reading the reviews.

謝爾頓今晚在學(xué)校里上課我們?cè)诳丛u(píng)論

Oh. How'd he do?

他表現(xiàn)如何啊

Well, picture the Hindenburg meets Chernobyl meets Three Mile Island meets Tron 2.

想象一下"興登堡"號(hào)飛艇爆炸加上切爾諾貝利核泄漏加上三里島核泄漏再加上《電子世界爭(zhēng)霸戰(zhàn)2》

That bad, huh?

有那么糟啊

Read this woman's tweet.

念一下這個(gè)女生的微博

"Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me want to start cutting myself again" Yeah.

聽?zhēng)扃瓴┦恐v課讓我又想自殘了" 是吧

Good evening, Leonard, Howard, Raj, freeloader.

晚上好萊納德霍華德拉杰蹭網(wǎng)的

So, how'd the lecture go?

課上得怎么樣啊

In a word, triumphant.

一言以蔽之大獲全勝啊

Really? Triumphant?

真的嗎大獲全勝

Oh, yes, you should have seen those young people. Thirsty for knowledge, drinking in my wisdom. I may have changed a few lives today.

可不是嗎你們真該親眼看看那群孩子求知若渴貪婪地聆聽我的教誨我今天也許改變了不少人的人生

Oh, please let me tell him.

求你讓我告訴他吧

I don't know, I kind of promised Howard.

我不知道行不行啊我答應(yīng)了霍華德的

Tell me what?

告訴我啥

Actually, we should all share the moment. Raj, if you would.

其實(shí)呢我們應(yīng)該一起分享這一刻拉杰你來吧

Oh, tweets about my lecture. That's rather unfair. That's downright cruel. Plus, insects have six legs. Yeah, I'm not familiar with the acronym "KMN"

關(guān)于我的課的微博啊這條很不公平這條太傷人了而且昆蟲都有六條腿我不是很清楚"KMN"這個(gè)縮寫是啥意思

From the context, we think it means "kill me now."

根據(jù)語境我們覺得是"快殺了我吧"

Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I think I'll turn in. I didn't want to teach those poopy heads, anyway.

我覺得每個(gè)人都有權(quán)表達(dá)自己的觀點(diǎn) 我還是去睡覺吧反正我也不想教那群榆木腦袋了

FYI, I think that's what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.

順便說一句我覺得這句話是達(dá)斯·維達(dá)在建造死星之前說的

Sheldon still moping?

謝爾頓還在郁悶嗎

Yeah, it's weird. Even though he didn't want to give the lecture in the first place, being rejected by those students really hit him hard.

是啊好奇怪就算他一開始就不想給這幫學(xué)生上課被他們拒絕還是打擊挺大的

I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you.

這感覺我深有體會(huì) 就好像無意中走進(jìn)了一家同性戀酒吧然后發(fā)現(xiàn)沒人對(duì)你有興趣

It-It happened to a friend of mine.

這這是我一個(gè)朋友的經(jīng)歷

Are you guys doing okay?

你們還好嗎

Leonard and I are fine, but I think Raj needs to meet a girl really soon.

萊納德和我還好但我覺得拉杰現(xiàn)在真的急需一位小妞

Well, that shouldn't be too hard. He's such a cutie.

這不是什么難事他這么可愛

Thank you, but "cute" is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal, like... like a labradoodle.

謝謝夸獎(jiǎng) 但是“可愛”是形容小兔子的我想要能吸引異性就像就像拉布拉多犬一樣

Labradoodle? We might be starting to zero in on your problem.

拉布拉多犬我們估計(jì)得從頭考慮你的問題了

Don't you listen to them. You've got plenty of sex appeal.

別聽他們的你對(duì)異性有足夠的吸引力

You really think so?

你真這么覺得嗎

Yeah. You're a hottie.

是啊你好性感哦

Well, thanks, Bernadette.

謝謝伯納黛特

And just for the record, labradoodles are hypo-allergenic, which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander.

順便告訴你們拉布拉多犬是防過敏的這對(duì)于那些深受動(dòng)物毛屑困擾的人來說很性感

So, what do you think?

你覺得怎么樣

It's a charming illusion, but it does not cheer me up.

很炫的視覺效果但是我還是不高興

Not even when I do this? No.

就算我這么做都沒用嗎沒用

Well, that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy.

這是我搞怪的壓箱底招了

Do you realize that teaching is the first thing I've failed at since my ill-fated attempt to complete a chin-up in March of 1989?

你知不知道教書是我自從1989年3月做引體向上失敗以后搞砸的第一件事

If this humiliating experience is really troubling you, there are things we could do about it.

如果這次丟人的經(jīng)歷真的讓你很困擾的話我們還是有辦法解決的

For instance?

比如

Well, the first thing that comes to mind is isolating the part of your brain where the memory is stored and destroying it with a laser.

首先想到的就是隔離你大腦里負(fù)責(zé)存儲(chǔ)記憶的部分然后用激光切掉它

Hmm, no. One slip of the hand, and suddenly I'm sitting in the Engineering Department, building doodads with Wolowitz.

嗯不行你一不留神我就只能坐在工程學(xué)院里和沃羅威茨一起搗鼓些小玩意兒了

All right. Have you considered improving your socialization skills, thus allowing you to communicate more effectively with other people?

好吧你有沒有考慮過提高你的社交技能呢好讓你更有效地和別人交流

Isn't that their burden? I'm the one with something interesting to say.

這難道不是他們的負(fù)擔(dān)嗎我一直都是矚目的焦點(diǎn)

Fair enough, but in its essence, teaching is a performance art. In the classroom paradigm, the teacher has the responsibility to communicate, as well as entertain and engage.

沒錯(cuò) 但是從本質(zhì)上來講教書是一門表演藝術(shù) 在教室這一范例中教師有交流的責(zé)任也有娛樂和吸引學(xué)生的責(zé)任

I sense that you're trying to slow-walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it?

我感覺你在循循善誘啊你為何不直奔主題呢

Perhaps you should consider taking acting lessons.

也許你該考慮一下學(xué)學(xué)表演

Acting lessons. Interesting. It might help if I could act as though I care about my students and whether or not they learn.

學(xué)表演有意思如果我能表現(xiàn)得好像我關(guān)心我的學(xué)生們?cè)谝馑麄儗W(xué)沒學(xué)會(huì) 沒準(zhǔn)兒還有點(diǎn)兒用

Penny. Penny. Penny.

佩妮佩妮佩妮

What?

干嘛

You're an "actress," correct?

你是個(gè)“演員 ”對(duì)吧

I'm not an "actress." I'm an actress.

我不是“演員” 我就是演員

All right. You're an actress. I need you to teach me.

好吧你是個(gè)演員我需要你教教我

You want an acting lesson?

你想上一節(jié)表演課

Perhaps two. I'd like to master the craft.

沒準(zhǔn)兒得兩節(jié) 我想學(xué)精一點(diǎn)兒

Okay, where is this coming from?

你怎么忽然想到這個(gè)的

It has been suggested to me that acting techniques could improve my lecturing, at which, if certain tweets and blogs are to be believed, I "suck the big one."

有人建議我說表演技巧能夠提高我的教學(xué)水平如果有人相信那些微博和博客的話我貌似"不很擅長(zhǎng)教學(xué)"

Yeah, I saw those. They were funny. I printed a few out and put 'em on my fridge.

啊我都看過了寫得很好玩我還打印了一些出來貼在冰箱上了

So, when could we start?

那咱們什么時(shí)候開始上課

Okay, just to be clear. You are asking me for help because I know something that the brilliant Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn't.

好吧先把話說清楚了你找我?guī)兔κ且驗(yàn)槲視?huì)一些你這位聰慧的謝爾頓·庫珀博士不會(huì)的東西

I suppose that's one way to look at it.

你這樣解釋也行

I think it's the only way to look at it.

我認(rèn)為這是唯一的解釋了

Are you going to help me or not?