聽美劇學(xué)英語_生活大爆炸第三季 第20集 (上)
Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard! What?
靠 我的維薩卡被撤了 哦也 新的萬事達(dá)卡 干嘛
I was going to get my mail.
我本來想拿信件
Okay. Are... are you hoping to get it telepathically?
拿啊 難道你想通過心靈感應(yīng)來拿嗎
I think you mean telekinetically.
你是說意念取物吧
And no. I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.
不是 我只是不確定用哪種社交禮節(jié) 因?yàn)槟愫腿R納德如今不交媾了
God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?
老天 你就不能說"不再見面交往"嗎
Well, we could if it were true. But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time.
那得真的不見才行 可你們住在同一棟樓里 低頭不見抬頭見
The variable which has changed is the coitus.
唯一改變的變量是交媾
Okay, here's the protocol: you and I are still friends, and you stop saying "coitus."
咱來定個(gè)協(xié)議 你我繼續(xù)做朋友 還有你別再說"交媾"
Good, good. I'm glad we're still friends. Really?
好啊 我很高興我們還是朋友 真的嗎
Oh, yes. It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life.
當(dāng)然 適應(yīng)你出現(xiàn)在我日常生活中可花了我不少功夫
I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain. Right.
而我很討厭白費(fèi)功夫 好吧
Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you? Everyone.
再問清楚 我不能跟所有人說交媾還是只是不能跟你說 所有人
Harsh terms. But all right, I'll just substitute "intercourse."
協(xié)議條款真苛刻 不過沒關(guān)系 我可以用"性交"代替
Great. Or "fornication."
這下好了 或者用"私通"
Yeah. But that has judgmental overtones,so I'll hold that in reserve.
但這個(gè)帶有批評(píng)色彩 還是作為備用吧
So, how you been?
你最近怎樣
Well, my existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.
我的存在是個(gè)連續(xù)統(tǒng)一體 所以在指定期間的每個(gè)時(shí)間點(diǎn)都是一樣的
You're just coitusing with me, aren't you? Bazinga.
你就是逗我玩 是吧 逗你玩
How's Leonard doing?
萊納德好嗎
He seems all right.
他表面很好
Although he does spend a disturbing amount of time looking at photographs of you and smelling the pillow you slept on.
但他花了很長時(shí)間盯著你的照片 嗅著你枕過的枕頭
Oh, but now that I think of it, he asked me not to tell you that.
我想起來了 他叫我不要告訴你
I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
我會(huì)假裝沒聽見
I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.
我寧愿你假裝我沒說過
I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce. Yep.
你買了意大利媽媽大蒜意粉醬 對(duì)
That's the sauce my mother uses.
我媽媽也用這種醬
She likes cooking Italian because according to her, that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.
她喜歡意式烹飪 她說羅馬人也這么做給耶穌吃
Interesting. I'll have to have you over for spaghetti some night.
有意思 我改天晚上叫你過來吃
I'm hungry now.
我現(xiàn)在就餓了
Oh. Um, okay. Why don't you give me an hour and come over?
好吧 那一小時(shí)后過來吧
Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunks and mix them in with the sauce?
能不能切點(diǎn)熱狗丁加到醬汁里
I don't have hot dogs.
我沒有熱狗
Oh, it's all right; I do. Oh! You're in for what my mother calls "a real Eyetalian treat".
沒關(guān)系 我有 你就要做我媽媽所說的"美意大餐"
Hey, where you been?
你去哪了
I was talking with Penny.
我剛剛和佩妮聊天呢
What's wrong with you? You can't hang out with your roommate's ex. That's totally uncool.
你怎么能這樣 你不能和室友的前任一起玩 這未免太遜了
No, it's fine. I don't care. I'm over it.
沒關(guān)系 我不在乎 我已經(jīng)走出來了
Yeah, he's over it; that's why he's been whining all day about trying to invent that memorywiper gizmo from Men in Black.
對(duì) 走出來了 所以他整天都在怨念要發(fā)明《黑超戰(zhàn)警》里的洗腦裝置
Is he making any progress?
他有進(jìn)展了嗎
Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil. So would Ben Affleck.
因?yàn)槲蚁胪舯?middot;阿弗萊克居然演過《超膽俠》本·阿弗萊克也會(huì)想洗腦的
The point is, in a situation like this you got to pick sides.
重點(diǎn)是 面對(duì)這種情況你得做出選擇
You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.
要么選萊納德隊(duì) 要么選擇佩妮隊(duì)
Which one picks last? What?
哪個(gè)是選剩下的 什么
Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last. Unless there's a kid in a wheelchair.
我通常都只能在選剩下的那隊(duì) 除非有坐輪椅的孩子一起玩
Sheldon, I got you your tangerine chicken. I hope you're hungry.
謝爾頓 我給你買了陳皮雞丁 你應(yīng)該餓了吧
Well, of course I'm hungry.
我當(dāng)然餓了
And as I have no plans to eat with any other team, I will consume my tangerine chicken with the appropriate gusto.
而且我沒打算跟別的隊(duì)吃飯 我會(huì)津津有味地吃光陳皮雞丁
Okay. Just out of curiosity, do we still have hot dogs?
好吧 只是出于好奇 我們還有熱狗嗎
I don't know. Why?
不知道 怎么了
Just making dinner conversation. Go, Team Leonard!
吃飯時(shí)隨便聊聊而已 加油 小萊隊(duì)
Oh, God, this is good.
啊 太好吃了
Let me ask you a question.
我問你個(gè)問題
Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
你覺得你會(huì)因?yàn)槌蕴谴着殴嵌碌鬲z嗎
Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.
猶太人不相信有地獄 我們相信有胃酸倒流
Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?
你要吃最后一只餃子嗎 謝爾頓
Certainly. It's not like I have to moderate my food intake because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.
當(dāng)然 我又沒有因?yàn)楹芸煲缘诙投室庀拗剖澄飻z入量
So, you guys want to do something tonight?
大家今晚想玩什么
Nah, I can't. I got to pick up my mom from her water aerobics class.
我不行 我要去水中有氧運(yùn)動(dòng)班接我媽
18 overweight women flapping their arm fat in a swimming pool. Looks like the manatee tank at Sea World.
十八個(gè)超重婦女在游泳池里甩著肥大的手臂 就像海洋世界里的海牛
What about you, Raj? Oh, there it is: now that you don't have a girlfriend, you want to hang out with me again.
你呢 拉杰 這算什么 你沒有女朋友了 就又想跟我玩了
I never stopped hanging out with you.
我什么時(shí)候沒跟你玩了
Oh, please, we all know I'm the friend you call when you have no other options.
少來了 大家都清楚你沒有人了才會(huì)來找我
If we were the Justice League, I'd be Aquaman.
如果我們是正義聯(lián)盟 我就是海王子
I wish you were Aquaman. Then I could send you to scoop my mom out of the old lady tank.
我倒希望你是海王子 我就能派你去老人池里把我媽舀出來
Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.
抱歉 我渴了 我要去冰箱里拿點(diǎn)清涼飲料喝
You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.
算了 我今晚就一個(gè)人過吧
What, suddenly I'm not good enough for you?
怎么 我突然就不配陪你了
I do so love beverages.
我最愛飲料了
Now I think I'll take my afterdinner walk.
我現(xiàn)在要去飯后散步了
Since when do you take afterdinner walks?
你什么時(shí)候開始飯后散步了
Yeah, since when do you take walks?
你什么時(shí)候開始散步了
I read a study online that walking after a meal not only aids in digestion, but increases serotonin,
我在網(wǎng)上看過一篇論文 飯后百步走不僅有助于消化 還能增加5羥色胺的含量
and you know me, if there's one thing I like more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Byebye.
而且你們也知道的 如果說相比提神飲料我更喜歡什么 那肯定就是5羥色胺了 拜拜
Hold on. I'll walk down with you.
等等 我和你一起走
That's not necessary. You can go first. Or we could go together.
沒那個(gè)必要吧 你先走吧 要么咱倆一起走
I can't think of a reason why not. Let's go. Hold on. Nope, no reason.
我想不出什么理由拒絕你 咱們走吧 等一下 沒事 我還是想不出什么理由
I've missed you.
我好想你
All right, say hello to your mother for me. Okay.
行了 代我向你媽媽問好 行啊
What? You said you were going for a walk.
干嘛 你剛說你要去散步的
I didn't say outside.
我又沒說要去外面散步
So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs?
然后呢 你就打算來來回回地跑樓梯嗎
No, of course not. That would be odd and suspicious behavior.
不會(huì) 當(dāng)然不會(huì) 那樣的話就太可疑了
Here, Russell! Here, boy! Which way are you going?
到這兒來 拉塞爾 過來呀 寶貝兒 你往哪邊走
Which way are you going?
你 往哪邊走
I parked my scooter down the block.
我把摩托車停在街那邊了
I'm going the other way. Bye. Bye.
我走另一邊 拜拜 拜拜
Actually, I'm this way.
其實(shí)是停在這邊
Do I smell hot dogs?
這是熱狗的味道嗎
No. I mean, I have no idea what you smell.
不是 我是說 我不知道你聞到了什么
I definitely smell raw hot dog.
我絕對(duì)聞到了生熱狗的味道
Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor.
估計(jì)是你的腦子里有腫瘤吧
All right, have a nice walk.
好了 散步愉快
I shall. Have a nice scoot.
我會(huì)的 祝你開車愉快
You might want to stand back. I'm sitting on top of 13 horses here.
你最好站開點(diǎn)兒 寡人的坐騎有13馬力呢
Oh. Hello, doggie. Nice doggie.I bet you think you smell hot dogs. Look, a cat!
你好啊 狗狗 乖狗狗 估計(jì)你是聞到熱狗的香味了 看 有貓咪
Penny? Penny. Penny. Here. I had to trade the others for my life.
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 給 剩下的熱狗被我拿去保命了
Hey, Leonard? Yeah? I haven't had sex in a year.
喂 萊納德 怎么了 我有一年沒做愛了
Where you going with this, Raj?
你想干嘛 拉杰
Don't flatter yourself, dude.
別自作多情了 老兄
I want to go out and meet a woman. So, go. Well, I need a wingman.
我想出去找個(gè)女人 那就去唄 我要找個(gè)幫手
I don't want to come off like a lonely loser.
我不想讓自己看著像個(gè)失敗的剩男
And you think my presence will help with that?
你覺得我跟你去你就不剩了嗎
Well, I do. Next to you, I'll look like a catch.
對(duì)呀 有你在旁邊 我有更有把握了
I'm not going out tonight, Raj.
我今晚不會(huì)出去的 拉杰
All right. Would you mind if I went to your room and downloaded some Asian pornography?
好吧 你介意我到你房間去下載幾部亞系A(chǔ)片看嗎
Very much. Doesn't have to be Asian.
非常介意 我可以不看亞系的
Don't worry. You'll meet a girl someday.
別擔(dān)心 總有一天你會(huì)遇見一個(gè)好姑娘的
No, I won't. Yes, you will, and she'll be beautiful.
不可能的 絕對(duì)可能 而且還很漂亮
And kind and sexy and funny and everything you ever wanted in a woman.
善良 性感 幽默 絕對(duì)是你夢(mèng)中情人的樣子
You really think so?
你真這么覺得
I do, and you'll fall hopelessly in love and give her your heart.
沒錯(cuò) 你會(huì)一發(fā)不可收拾地愛上她 向她敞開心扉
And she'll take it and grind it into pathetic, little pieces.
然后她會(huì)拿走你的心 殘忍地撕成碎片
But we'll have sex first, right?
但我們到時(shí)候會(huì)先上床 對(duì)吧
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