聽美劇學(xué)英語_生活大爆炸第三季 第12集 (下)
So, what should we talk about?
我們聊些什么呢
Well, we could always learn more about why people who believe in psychics are idiots.
我們可以再聽聽某人的言論為什么信靈媒的人都是小白
Leonard? Oh, we don't need to talk about that anymore.
是吧 萊納德,這我們就不必多說了
Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.
萊納德在車里已經(jīng)說得夠絕了
I'm sorry, but facts are facts.
不好意思 但事實如此
Right, and if you can't understand it,
得了 你所無法理解的事
It's not a fact. No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.
那就不是事實,不 如果不是事實 那就是扯淡
Oh, got it. Thank you for educating me. You're welcome.
明白了,多謝你教育我,不客氣
How's your fish? Amazing.
魚好吃嗎,相當美味
Would you like to try some?
要來點嗎
Yeah, sure. Well, the fact is, you can't.
當然 但事實很殘酷,偏不給你吃
Come on, Howard, Bernadette, you' both scientists.
霍華德 伯納黛特 你倆都是科學(xué)家
Help me out here.
行行好 幫幫忙吧
What do you thinkwant to jump right in the middle of another couple's argument?
你覺得呢 他們小兩口矛盾,我們要攪這趟渾水嗎
No, thank you. Sorry.
不了 謝謝,愛莫能助
Maybe we suld just stop talking about this.
我想我們別談這個話題了
Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether.
我還是覺得我們都閉嘴好了
How is everything tonight? Really uncomfortable.
今晚用餐如何,相當郁悶
You know, the best thing about being in a committed,
穩(wěn)定而互相支持的一夫一妻關(guān)系中
monogamous, mutually supportive relationship is that even if you have different idea,
最大的優(yōu)點就在于即使兩人發(fā)生分歧
you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for, even make love with...
并經(jīng)過激烈辯論 但感情不受影響,甚至吵過后還是可以云雨一番...
Want your fish? I knew you were going to do that. Doesn't make me psychic!
不要魚了嗎,我不用是靈媒也能猜到你會這樣
Attaboy, Leonard make it worse.
好吧 你這廢柴只會把事情越弄越糟
What's going on? We scored. I'm the wingman.
什么情況,我們找到女人了,我助攻的
Hey. Laser. Had a great night last night.
好啊,戴上 防鐳射 難忘一宵啊
I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.
我是不想透露太多啦,但某些人已經(jīng)上了八壘了哦
What the hell is eighth base?
八壘是個什么情況
Seventh base with shirt off. Well, my shirt.
七壘只到寬衣解帶,寬的還是我的衣
How'd things go with Penny?
你和佩妮咋樣了
Oh... couldn't be better.
好得不能再好了
Are we taking our relationship frustrations out on innocent Cylons?
我們感情生活一不順就拿無辜的賽昂人出氣嗎
It's not just Cylons. Superman's next.
可不止賽昂人呢,接下來就輪到超人了
All right, I was going to try to squeeze in a little more mocking before lunch,
好吧 我本想在吃午飯前溜過來吐吐槽
but I can come back later when you don't have a highpowered weapon.
但我想我還是識相點撤吧,免得被你的殺傷性武器給殃及了
How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?
我怎么能和信靈媒的女孩子約會呢
Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
這有啥 我以前泡過一個妞,她還相信自己被外星人綁架過
And that didn'bother you? Au contraire.
你就不介意嗎,正相反(法語)
It meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.
說明她好騙又值得"深探"一番
What am I supposed to, pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?
我該咋辦,和佩妮一起時我就得裝著相信嗎
Yes, I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she's with you.
我肯定佩妮和你一起時,她也不都是裝出來的嗎
Do me a favorlean or, put your head right here.
幫個忙 怎么都好 讓我爆了你
Let me show you anothe way to look at this.
換種說法和你解釋吧
Here we have the universe of all women.
這里是全宇宙的女人
These are the ones you want to sleep with.
其中這一部分的女人,你想和她們上床
These are the women who believe exactly what you believe.
而這里的女人則與你的想法如出一轍
These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you.
而只有這點女人愿意和你上床
And right there in the little triple intersection...is your ideal mate.
而你的理想伴侶只能從這三者之間小小的交集中找了
Odds are she's a short physicist with low selfesteem who lives in a government research facility in china.
而你的那個她可能是個又矮又自卑的物理學(xué)家,還是在為中國政府研究所工作
What's your point?
你到底想說啥
In order to keep hing a sexual relationship with Penny,
為了和佩妮繼續(xù)交往下去
I have to give up everything I believe in my intellectual integrity, the very nature of who I am?
我就得放棄我對科學(xué)知識的信仰和我的本性嗎
I can't do that, Howard. I respect that.
我做不到 霍華德 完全理解
What is that? Your new girlfriend. Have fun tonight.
那是什么 你的新女友 祝你今晚愉快
The dog...Koira. The roof...Katto. Grapes...Ryp leet...One minute. Sis n
狗狗Koira. 屋頂Katto,葡萄Ryp leet,等一下 Sis n
What was that? It means "Come in."
什么意思 是指"請進"
It's taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer.
我電腦在裝新的操作系統(tǒng)等的時間太久了
I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom, and now I thought I'd learn Finnish.
我消毒了廚房和衛(wèi)生間,索性就來學(xué)習(xí)芬蘭語吧
That's Hindi for "Whatever floats your bought."
那是印度語就是說你愛咋咋滴吧
Uh, listen, I got a text from that girl Abby, and she and her friend Martha want to hang out with us again.
我收到艾比發(fā)來的短信,她跟她朋友瑪莎 還想跟我們出去玩
What do you say?
你怎么說
I don't say anything.
我什么都不會說
I merely offer you facial expression that suggests you've gone insane
只會提醒你 你這個表情說明你走火入魔了
I don't get it.You had a great time.
我不明白 你明明也很開心的啊
Yes, exactly, I had a great time.
沒錯 我是玩得很開心
That's done; I've moved on to other things.
但完了就完了 我就找其他事做了
For example, after I learn Finnish, I'm not going to learn Finnish again
比如說 等我學(xué)會了芬蘭語,我是不會再去學(xué)一遍的
Please, Sheldon, I'm a lost Indian boy far from home, and I want a girlfriend and I want her to be Abby,
求你了 謝爾頓 我這個無助的印度男孩遠離故土 就想交個女朋友,想讓艾比當我女朋友
And she'll only come over if she can bring Martha.
但除非能帶上瑪莎 不然她是不會出來的
Raj, I highly doubt there is any argument you can make,
拉杰 我強烈懷疑你能提出什么論據(jù)
Threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, Plea, invocation, vetoomus Supplication, or... vetoomus
或許你可以試試威脅我 運用夸張策略 懇求我 給我施法 跟我祈禱 芬蘭語是
That you can employ that would convince me to reconsider.
不如試試這幾招 說服我再考慮下
My Incredible Hulk hand signed by Stan Lee.
斯坦·李親筆簽名的"神奇綠巨人"手套
Oh, my. I've admired these for years.
天哪 這是我多年夢寐以求的
So does that mean we can go with the girls again?
也就是說你肯再次跟我出去見她們了
Hulk agree to second date with puny humans!
綠巨人同意再次跟弱小的人類約會
You can't wear the hands on the date. Hulk sad.
約會時你可不能戴那手套 綠巨人傷心了
Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh?
你清理干凈了烘干機濾出來的絨毛
Not only is it courteous, it's safety smart.
不但是種禮貌之舉,更增加了安全系數(shù)
Every year, 15,000 fires are caused by accidental dryer lint ignition.
每年都有一萬五千起火災(zāi)是由烘干機上的絨毛突然起火導(dǎo)致的
Now you're supposed to say, "Wow, what an interesting fact.
現(xiàn)在你該接下去說 哇 真是個有趣的事實
"Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy. I could never be mad at you."
過來吧 你這小呆瓜,我怎么都不會生你氣的
Wow, that's all you got
哇 你就想明白了這些嗎
After you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
你可是在我們四人約會的時候做足了討人嫌的事 尤其是還當著霍華德·沃羅威茨的面
No, I'm sorry. I really am. It's not right to mock what a person believes in.
不 我很抱歉 我說真的 嘲笑別人篤信的事 肯定是不對的
Thank you. Would you be willing to go to my psychic and see what it's all about?
謝謝 愿意去我的靈媒那里 看看到底這么回事嗎
Would you be willing to read a book that concisely explains how all psychics are frauds? I would not.
你愿意看看這本書嗎里面簡要說明了 為何靈媒都是騙人的 我不愿意
Okay, let's go see your psychic.
好吧 我們?nèi)ヒ娨娔愕撵`媒
Really? Well, yeah, one of us has to keep an open mind.
真的嗎 對 我們倆至少得有一人保持開放的思維吧
You saying I don't have an open mind?
你是說我沒有開放的思維
No, nnot at all. Let me help you with this stuff.
完全沒這意思 我還是幫你忙這事吧
You know, believe in ghosts, too. Great. And astrology.
我還相信鬼魂 很好 還有占星術(shù)
I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.
我知道 還有金字塔能和治療水晶
Oh, no, no, no, crystals don't work.
不不不 水晶可不管用
Really, that's the line?
真的嗎 界限在這里嗎
Psychics are real,but crystals are voodoo
物理是真實的 水晶就是種巫術(shù)
Oh, voodoo's real.
巫術(shù)也是真實存在的
You don't want t mess with voodoo.
你絕對不會愿意招惹巫術(shù)的
Flatland is more than just a mathematical essay. It is also a treatise on Victorian social
《平地》不僅僅是部數(shù)學(xué)幻想小說,同時也是維多利亞時代社會風(fēng)俗方面的專著
You know I had never considered that.
我還從未如此考慮過
Wow, that's going to completely change my visits there.
這必將徹底改變我對二維世界的造訪
Well, it's late. Time for bed.
好了 很晚了,該上床了
好啊,晚安 美麗的人類
Sheldon? Yes? Listen, they're kind of getting busy in the living room, and...
謝爾頓 什么事 他們兩個 在客廳就忙著搞上了
I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while.
我在想 能不能到你房里呆一會
Well, I suppose. Come in. I'll sleep in leonard's room. Good night.
我想可以吧 進來吧 我睡萊納德房里去 晚安
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