你永遠(yuǎn)猜不到小朋友會(huì)因?yàn)槟男├碛啥芙^吃飯,夠叛逆!

2020-05-14 08:47:42  每日學(xué)英語

今天就給大家分享一波小朋友們拒絕吃東西的花式理由——

?【1】

Fresh carrot from the garden because it has legs

從院子里拔的新鮮蘿卜,因?yàn)檫@個(gè)胡蘿卜有腿

 

吃

 

【2】

Because they don't have heads. Side note: He bit all of the heads off

因?yàn)樗鼈儧]有頭。注:頭已經(jīng)都被他吃掉了

 

吃

 

【3】

Grilled cheese sandwich because it has a "tail" and he doesn't eat animals

因?yàn)橹ナ客滤鹃L了條尾巴,他說自己不吃動(dòng)物。

 

吃

 

【4】

Because they're dead.

因?yàn)樗鼈兯懒恕?/p>

 

吃

 

【5】

Because it's too cute. I actually had to freeze it so it could stay like this forever and he could visit it

因?yàn)樗蓯哿?。為了讓它不變壞我已?jīng)把它冷藏起來了,我兒子時(shí)不時(shí)還會(huì)去看望一下它。

 

吃

 

【6】

Dumpling because, "ewww, it has toes.."

因?yàn)檫@個(gè)餃子“額,它有腳趾頭。”

 

吃

 

【7】

She can't eat these M&Ms because they have a "w" on them. She ate the ones with an "m."

她不吃這些巧克力豆,因?yàn)樗怀?ldquo;M”,不吃“W”。

 

吃

 

【8】

Because I cut it in half. I murdered it. I'm a waffle assassin. A wa-sassin

因?yàn)槲野阉谐闪藘砂?。我殺了它。我是個(gè)華夫殺手。

 

吃

 

【9】

Because after eating some of it I said "It looks like you like it." He then decided he hated it.

因?yàn)樵谒粤艘恍┲笪艺f了一句“你看起來蠻喜歡吃這個(gè)的啊”,然后他就決定討厭它。

 

吃

 

【10】

After watching the movie "Ratatoulli" 658098764 times and asking me to make what they made 787628 times I spent hours scouring the internet for the exact same recipe from the movie and made it and now they can't eat it because a rat didn't make it

在看過無數(shù)遍《美食總動(dòng)員》中他們做了無數(shù)次的料理之后,我花了很長時(shí)間終于做出了《美食總動(dòng)員》里的食物,但他們不吃,因?yàn)檫@不是那只老鼠主角做的。

 

吃

 

【11】

It's "too beautiful." She's crying actual tears of joy. She's 4

“因?yàn)樗每戳?”我女兒一邊流淚一邊說。她4歲。

 

吃

 

【12】

Because if Honey Nut Cheerios taste like honey and Chocolate Cheerios taste like chocolate, this one must taste like the cast of Frozen and she doesn't want to eat Elsa.

因?yàn)槿绻涿蹐?jiān)果麥片的味道像蜂蜜,巧克力麥片的味道像巧克力,那么這個(gè)麥片會(huì)有冰雪奇緣中人物的味道,而她不想吃掉艾莎。

 

吃

 

【13】

Because it "reminds me of Snow White."

因?yàn)檫@個(gè)蘋果讓她想到了白雪公主。

 

吃

 

【14】

Because I'm making her share it with her brother and she "literally can't even." She's five

因?yàn)槲易屗偷艿芤黄鸪?,她表示沒法平均分配。她5歲。

 

吃

 

看起來奇奇怪怪,其實(shí)都是心思細(xì)膩的小可愛,孩子的世界真的簡單又純粹!你家娃兒曾因?yàn)槭裁丛蚨芙^吃過東西?留言里繼續(xù)分享下吧~!

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