網友分享“只有我一個人會這樣嗎?”的一些迷之小事……

2020-03-17 20:38:51  每日學英語

【1】

Had to read the backs of random cleaning products while on the toilet because you forgot to bring your phone with you

在上廁所的時候,因為忘記帶手機,你不得不隨意翻閱清潔產品的背面。

 

一個人

 

【2】

Pretended to get a change of plans text after realising you were walking the wrong way the entire time.

當你意識到自己一直在走錯路時,假裝看手機改變一下主意

 

一個人

 

【3】

Left a knife by the sink because you didn't know whether you wanted to make another sandwich or not.

因為不知道要不要再做一個三明治,所以把刀這樣留在了水槽旁。

 

一個人

 

【4】

And set alarms for every five minutes instead of just getting up after one.

每五分鐘設置一個起床鬧鐘,而不是一步到位

 

一個人

 

【5】

And pretended to think about purchasing something after asking the price, even though you know damn well you can't afford it.

買東西時,問完價錢,假裝思考要不要買呢?!實際上你知道自己根本TMD買不起啊~

 

一個人

 

【7】

.Confidently torn off a piece of skin near your nail and having it go much further than you ever thought it would.

自信地把指甲附近的一層皮撕掉,結果撕過頭了~

 

一個人

 

世界大同啊!差不多全中!

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