只有戴眼鏡的人才會懂的21件事

不過掐指一算，這么多年了，它居然一直都在。心里忽然挺感動的，畢竟有些成長里的小事，只有戴了眼鏡的孩子才懂。

1

Cooking and having your glasses fog up

every time you open the oven or take the lid off a pot.

每一次打開烤箱或者掀開壺蓋，

眼鏡上都會起霧

2

Or having the same issue when trying to drink tea or eat soup in winter.

冬天喝湯喝茶也會遇到一樣的問題

3

Struggling every time you want to watch a movie or read while lying on your side.

想側躺下來看本書或者電影都要掙扎老半天

4

Wanting to branch out every year

and buy "fun" new frames but then just sticking with plain old black.

想每年來點新鮮感買個有意思的新鏡框吧，

到頭來發(fā)現(xiàn)還是自己以前那個好

5

Having your friends ask if they can try on your glasses,

only for them to put them on and exclaim,

"WOAH! You're BLIND!"

跟基友出去，

他們總想戴你眼鏡，

戴上了還要叫

“我的媽呀，太暈乎了，你是瞎么!”

6

Or them asking you how many fingers they're holding up

like you're actually blind.

基友會問他們比劃的是幾，

好像你真的瞎了一樣

7

The annoying side-effects of seeing a 3D movie.

看3D電影時總有個煩人的副作用

8

Getting a smudge on your glasses

but thinking that you just have something in your eye.

So you rub your eye

and the smudge doesn't go away...

but now you have a sore eye.

眼鏡片上有個污漬，

總想著是自己眼睛有問題。

揉了揉眼睛吧，那塊漬還在...

久而久之你眼睛就跟著酸了

9

Tying to clean the smudge

with the corner of your shirt

and just making them smudgier

than they were to begin with.

想用你的衣角擦擦污漬，

卻發(fā)現(xiàn)那快漬好像比剛才更大了

10

But then experiencing the pure wonder

that comes with a clean pair of glasses,

when you see the world in true HD.

但是你也會體會到有干凈眼鏡片時看到的高清世界

11

Being asked by the optometrist

"which is clearer: one or two?"

when they both just look like blurry smudges to you.

驗光師問你

“哪個更清楚，1還是2?”

但其實這倆看起來都像模糊的污漬

12

Losing your glasses but needing your glasses to find your glasses.

找不著眼鏡還需要戴上眼鏡去找

13

Forgetting your prescription sunnies

and having to wear normal sunglasses

on top of your glasses.

忘了戴你的特制太陽鏡，

就必須得在你的眼鏡上再戴一個太陽鏡

14

Never being able to take a photo with face filters.

沒辦法用臉部特效拍照

15

Being outside in the rain,

unable to see anything within seconds.

下雨天在外邊就沒辦法立刻看清東西

16

Working out with your glasses on,

and having to CONSTANTLY push them up

as you're sweating.

戴著你的眼鏡鍛煉，

一邊出汗還得一邊推眼鏡

17

Having to take your specs off on rollercoasters and see nothing,

OR spend the whole ride pushing them onto your face.

坐過山車的時候，

要不然你就把你的眼鏡摘下來然后啥也看不見，

要不然你就準備全程都在推眼鏡吧

18

Wearing fake lashes

and feeling them brush against your lenses

every time you blink.

帶著你的假睫毛，

每一次眨眼你都能感覺到

你的睫毛在刷你的眼鏡片

19

But also trying to put on makeup in the first place is impossible,

because though you need them to see,

they also really get in the way.

戴上眼鏡去化妝是不可能的，

因為盡管你需要用它來看清楚東西，

它還是會阻礙你化妝的

20

Taking your glasses off and looking like an entirely different person.

摘下眼鏡，你看起來完全就像另外一個人

21

And having everyone tell you to JUST WEAR CONTACTS.

每個人都跟你說戴著隱形眼鏡吧