超萌英語(yǔ)漫畫，那些沒(méi)人告訴你的生活技巧（上）

　　生活的殘忍不是它的蠻橫霸道，而是它總會(huì)來(lái)挑戰(zhàn)你那些舊有的理解。它會(huì)告訴你：你又想錯(cuò)了。

　　插畫師Alex Noriega在工作受挫后感到迷茫不安，就用圖文記錄了一些生活體悟。網(wǎng)友們都愛(ài)極了這些頗有哲理的畫，但愿你也能從這些插畫中都重獲一絲溫暖和力量~

1. Don’t push your friends into your stuff... Let them find it and like it if they want to.

　　不要強(qiáng)迫你的朋友愛(ài)你所愛(ài)，除非他們自己愿意。

2. No one cares about the two weeks you “lived” in America/ Europe/Asia... Stop bragging about it.

　　不要吹噓你只是“路過(guò)”的地方，沒(méi)人在意你的那些所謂經(jīng)驗(yàn)之談。

3. Good imagination is a sign of great intelligence.

　　想象力是件非常重要的事

4. Always be yourself, unless you’re an arrogant bastard.

　　除非你是個(gè)十足的混蛋，要不然的話，最大程度地堅(jiān)持做自己。

5. Being successful means something different to each person... Respect that.

　　成功對(duì)于每個(gè)人的意義都是不一樣的，要尊重這一點(diǎn)。

6. Things that are hard to say, are usually the most important.

　　最重要的事往往難以說(shuō)出口

7. Sometimes, “fuck you” is the beat answer. But not always... Sadly.

　　實(shí)在受不了了的時(shí)候，那就去他媽的。

8. Your salary doesn’t determine how good of a person you are .

　　金錢收入多少，并不能定義一個(gè)人的好壞

9. It’s OK to change your mind about people and things in your life... Just try to make sense.

　　不要局限于經(jīng)驗(yàn)，不要害怕重新認(rèn)識(shí)生活中的人和事。

10. Someday you will miss today.

　　總有一天，你會(huì)特別懷念現(xiàn)在的自己

11. Don’t spread your anger all over the Internet, it’s stupid and everyone can tell you do it because you have a small dick.

　　不要做網(wǎng)絡(luò)噴子，在別人眼里你和僵尸沒(méi)有區(qū)別。

12. Always wear nice underwear, you never know when you might get lucky on need a doctor.

　　內(nèi)衣買好點(diǎn)的，你早晚會(huì)知道它的意義。

13. No one’s really keeping track of how many times you screw up... so chill the fuck out.

　　不必老是糾結(jié)自己過(guò)去犯得錯(cuò)誤

14. Don’t complain about your life because you don’t have the car or house that you wanted... Being unlucky means something else.

　　不要因?yàn)闆](méi)車沒(méi)房抱怨生活，多得是比你不幸的人。

15. People who try harder to look tough, usually are the ones that need more affection.

　　看似很堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的人，也許藏著一顆脆弱的心

16. Some of the most interesting people I know, don’t know what to do with their lives.

　　很多在我看來(lái)非常有趣的人，常常意識(shí)不到自己的有趣。

17. Thinking too much about a problem won’t make it necessarily easier to solve.

　　光想不做，事情是不會(huì)解決的

18. It’s good to have big hopes and expectations but keep them logical...

　　野心和夢(mèng)想總沒(méi)錯(cuò)，但也要懂得腳踏實(shí)地。

19. Fun is a relative concept.

　　快樂(lè)是相對(duì)的。

20. Over analyzing will lead you to the wrong conclusions.

　　多慮容易失去很多樂(lè)趣，甚至導(dǎo)致錯(cuò)誤的結(jié)論。

21. Don't take yourself too seriously.

　　別太把自己當(dāng)回事。