敢不敢看你的朋友圈里有幾個(gè)二貨

2. And because of this you’ve experienced plenty of awkwardsilences after making a joke in your group.

笑完之后永遠(yuǎn)會(huì)出現(xiàn)長(zhǎng)達(dá)數(shù)秒的尷尬冷場(chǎng)。

3. When introducing you to new friends or family, you’ve beentold to “just be normal.”

帶你去見(jiàn)新朋友或家人的時(shí)候提醒你“待會(huì)兒正常點(diǎn)兒”。

4. And quite honestly, you’re not really sure what being normal entails.

你嘴上答應(yīng)好好好，心里卻在認(rèn)真想“哈?正常點(diǎn)是什么意思嘛?”

5. Plus, when you try to be normal, you just see plenty of opportunities to be the exact opposite.

結(jié)果當(dāng)你試圖正常的時(shí)候，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)無(wú)數(shù)可以發(fā)揮本性的機(jī)會(huì)。

6. You’re all too familiar with that “What the hell are you doing” expression from your friends.

周?chē)娜顺３?duì)你說(shuō)：“你到底是在干嘛啦!”

7. And the answer to their question is usually “Honestly, I’m not sure.”

你的回答一般是：“我也不是很清楚”。

8. You can remember very specific instances in which you embarrassed your friends.

你能回想起無(wú)數(shù)個(gè)讓朋友丟臉的瞬間。

9. You are always the one ruining the squad photo.

你的出現(xiàn)毀了一張又一張完美的合照。

10. Sometimes you feel like you have to reign yourself in so as not to disturb the peace.

你有時(shí)覺(jué)得必須控制住體內(nèi)的洪荒之力，以免破壞整體和諧氣氛。

11. Your friends have received a multitude of bizarre texts from you.

朋友們收到過(guò)很多你發(fā)來(lái)的奇奇怪怪的信息。

12. You’re not entirely sure why, but none of them come to you for relationship advice.

你也很疑惑為什么朋友都不找你咨詢感情問(wèn)題。

13. But when they need help scaring people off, they come straight your way.

但當(dāng)他們需要嚇跑別人的時(shí)候，總是第一時(shí)間跑來(lái)咨詢你。

14. Sometimes all your friends are bonding over a thing and you have nothing to contributebecause you’re not on the same wavelength.

周?chē)腥硕荚诹耐粏?wèn)題或做同一件事時(shí)，你總摻不進(jìn)去，因?yàn)槟愫痛蠹也⒉辉谝粋€(gè)頻道。

15. Which usually means you make side comments to entertain yourself.

這個(gè)時(shí)候你就自動(dòng)開(kāi)啟了自?shī)首詷?lè)模式。

16. And you have no problem with wandering off and doing your own thing.

讓你一個(gè)人在一邊玩兒也毫無(wú)壓力。

17. You fuckin’ love Twitter.

雖然朋友圈微博很流行，但你仍然舍不下QQ空間。

18. And you make meme references or use obscure movie quotes in regular conversation.

你的日常對(duì)話離不開(kāi)一般人看不懂的表情包和聽(tīng)都沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)的電影臺(tái)詞。

19. You own various items of clothing or accessories that your friends would never be caughtdead in.

你的好多衣服和首飾是你朋友永遠(yuǎn)穿不出來(lái)的。

20. And theme parties are your DREAM.

主題派對(duì)是你的最?lèi)?ài)。

21. And when your friends FINALLY say “who wants to get weird tonight?” you are so ready.

當(dāng)你朋友說(shuō)：“今晚我們大家都是傻逼!”時(shí)，你感覺(jué)終于受到了召喚。

22. Because no matter how strange you are, your friends love you for it and they know they canalways count on you to make life a fun ride.

因?yàn)椴还苣愣喽?，你的朋友還是愛(ài)你的，你就是大家生活的娛樂(lè)版塊。