雙語笑話：感謝上帝

傳教士決定賣掉他的馬。一位欲買馬之人看中了這匹馬，但傳教士說：“我必須警告你----他只懂‘教堂語言’。走是‘感謝上帝’，停是‘哈里路亞’。”

"I've worked with horses all my life," said the buyer, "and I've never heard of anything likethis." Mounting the horse, he said skeptically, " Praise the Lord." The horse began to trot. Herepeated "Praise the Lord" and the horse broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliffdead ahead. Frantic, he yelled "Hallelujah", and they came to a stop a foot from the edge.

“我一生都在同馬打交道，”買馬之人說，“這樣的事我還是頭一次聽到。”他跨上馬，將信將疑地說：“感謝上帝。”馬開始小跑。他重復說“感謝上帝”，馬開始飛奔起來。突然買馬者看到前面是一個懸崖。他嚇壞了，匆忙喊道：“哈里路亞。”他們在離懸崖只有一英尺的地方停了下來。

Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said, "Praise the Lord!"

買馬之人擦了擦額頭上的汗珠，說道：“感謝上帝!”