【笑話】大腦袋

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

"Where's the shopping bag?"

"I haven't got one, use your hat."

“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”

“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來(lái)。”

“購(gòu)物袋在哪?”

“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”