卡卡英語(yǔ) 第139期:降落傘的故事-究竟誰(shuí)才是最聰明的人呢

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2018年11月01日

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今天分享的是一個(gè)小笑話——降落傘。

On a flight on a small private plane, a doctor, a lawyer, a model, and an old lady with her grandson were the only passengers. Unfortunately, the plane developed engine trouble. The pilot went back to speak to the passengers.
'I have good news and bad news,'he said. 'The bad news is that the plane is going to crash, but the good news is that we have some parachutes. However, there are six people on this plane and we only have five parachutes. As you can see, I'm wearing mine right now.'
With that, the pilot jumped out of the plane, pulled the cord for his parachute and disappeared from view. The doctor spoke up first.
'Well, my job is saving lives and that's one of the most important jobs in the world, so I should have one of the parachutes', and she took a pack and jumped.
Next was the lawyer.
'I'm the most intelligent man in the world, so I should have one, too,'he said, and he took a pack and leapt from the plane. Then the model stood up.
'I'm one of the most beautiful women in the world, so I think I should have one as well.'
Sadly, the grandmother turned to her grandson.
'Well, there's only one left. I think you should have it, dear. I've already had the best years of my life.'
'Oh, don't worry, grandma,'said the boy, 'The most intelligent man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my back pack.'

在一架小型私人飛機(jī)上，醫(yī)生、律師、模特和一位老婦人和她的孫子是唯一的乘客。不幸的是，飛機(jī)發(fā)動(dòng)機(jī)出現(xiàn)了故障。飛行員便和跟乘客們說(shuō)。
“我有好消息和壞消息。壞消息是飛機(jī)要墜毀了，但好消息是我們有一些降落傘。然而，有六人在這架飛機(jī)上，我們只有五個(gè)降落傘。正如你所看到的，我現(xiàn)在正穿著我的降落傘?！?br />說(shuō)著，飛行員便從飛機(jī)上跳下去了，他拉了降落傘的繩子，從人們的視野中消失了。醫(yī)生先開(kāi)口說(shuō)話。
“嗯，我的工作是拯救生命，這是世界上最重要的工作之一，所以我應(yīng)該有一個(gè)降落傘'，她拿了個(gè)包邊跳下去了。
接下來(lái)是律師。
“我是世界上最聰明的人，所以我也應(yīng)該有一個(gè)，”他說(shuō)，他拿了一包，從飛機(jī)上跳了起來(lái)。然后模特站起來(lái)。
“我是世界上最漂亮的女人之一，所以我想我也應(yīng)該有一個(gè)?！?br />祖母?jìng)牡剞D(zhuǎn)向她的孫子。
好吧，只有一個(gè)離開(kāi)。我想你應(yīng)該擁有它，親愛(ài)的。我已經(jīng)度過(guò)了我生命中最美好的時(shí)光?！?br />“噢，別擔(dān)心，奶奶，”男孩說(shuō)，“世界上最聰明的人剛背著我的背包跳出了飛機(jī)?！?br />
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