你們看,還是有好消息的
No, as much as I want to, I can't go. Everybody hates me.
我是想去啊,可我去不了。大家都恨我
And much worse, I have nothing to wear,
更慘的是,我沒禮服穿
and if you're gonna be hated, you better look damn good.
要當過街老鼠,也要當最美的老鼠
I give up. That invitation finally broke me.
我放棄,這邀請函是壓倒我的最后一根稻草
Why are you pulling down your bed?
你干嘛把床拉下來啊
Because I don't have a door to slam. Hell, I don't even have a door!
因為我沒有房門可以讓我甩。我連門都沒有
Everything's been taken away, Max...
什么東西都沒了,麥克斯
My fortune, my business career, my social life, my sweet, sweet horse.
億萬家產(chǎn),工作,親朋好友,跟我最愛的小馬
Okay, take a nap. You're upset. You have a good reason to be.
你還是去睡吧,你心情不好。你有心情不好的理由
A good reason? I say she has 200, 300 good reasons.
而且不止一個喲。她有足足2、300個理由呢
I mean, read these. These are like letters to the devil.
你也來讀讀。這些簡直是死亡催命符
I'm just going to get in there and never get out. Close it up, Max. Put me in the wall.
我要上床,從此長賴不起。麥克斯,把我合上去,夾進墻吧
No, it's really hard to close it when you're in there. I've tried.
沒辦法,你躺在上面時合不上去。我早試過了
Look, I know it's not even remotely close to what you had before,
我知道現(xiàn)在跟你以前相比有著天壤之別
but we do have our cupcake business and our purple stove, and we do have $922.
可我們還有小蛋糕生意啊,還有紫色烤箱,還有922塊的開店基金
And we're gonna make it. Wall me.
我們成功在望。夾,爆,我
Come on, all you need is a big, glamorous party.
你不就需要一個大派對讓你嶄露頭角嘛
I mean, look at all the celebrities that are on the list
你看邀請名單上的名流
Martha Stewart, Justin Timberlake... Ooh, Hugh Jackman!
瑪莎·斯圖爾特,賈斯丁·汀布萊克,休·杰克曼!
Oh, I like to call him "Huge" Jackman, because I bet he has a big penis. Wall me.
我都喜歡叫他巨根·杰克曼,因為我猜他一定有"巨根"。夾,爆,我
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