我不想說(shuō)我炙手可熱。但我兜里的"培根"已經(jīng)熟了
We said turns were five minutes, you bastards.
說(shuō)好五分鐘一換的,你們倆混蛋
Oh, hi. More sauna fun. Max, can I see you in the hall for a second?
你們好,在享受桑拿嗎?麥克斯,能出來(lái)說(shuō)句話嗎
But it's my turn to sweat my balls off.
但該到我蒸蒸我這兩球了呢
Don't think the clock's not running while I'm out there.
別以為我出去了,就不給你們計(jì)時(shí)了
We're going on a real vacation. How quickly can you pack a bag?
我們能去度個(gè)真正的假期了。你打包行李的速度能有多快?
And don't worry about appropriate evening wear.
不用擔(dān)心沒(méi)有合適的晚禮服
Every Four Seasons has a Gucci near the Bulgari store in the lobby.
四季酒店的大廳里都有古琦跟寶格麗的專賣店
None of those words made any sense. I think you've had a spring break stroke.
完全聽(tīng)不懂那些字眼。你是不是春假中風(fēng)發(fā)作了
No, seriously, there's a car waiting downstairs to take us to a private plane.
我不是鬧著玩的,樓下有車等著我們,要載我們?nèi)ゴ钏饺孙w機(jī)呢
We can be at Teterboro in 20 minutes and Tahiti in 8 hours.
坐車到機(jī)場(chǎng)只需要20分鐘,然后飛8小時(shí)就能到大溪地了
The Greek is paying for everything.
一切費(fèi)用,那個(gè)希臘人全包
What did they give you? What's the last thing you can remember?
他們喂你吃了什么藥?你能記得的最后一件事是什么
Nothing. I just had some cristal.
不是啦。我就喝了點(diǎn)水晶香檳
Some cristal meth?
是水晶冰毒吧
No, I'm just really excited. I went to the after-party and this shipping magnate.
不是啦,我只是挺興奮的。我在慶功宴上碰到這個(gè)船運(yùn)大亨
Don't worry, it's not gonna be sexual. More like a father thing.
別擔(dān)心,不是賣肉傍大款。而是干爹情
Anyway, let's go... finally got us a good vacation.
就跟我走嘛,能好好度假了
But we're having a good vacation.
我們已經(jīng)有個(gè)好假期了啊
Max, don't take this personally, but you don't know what a good vacation is, because you've never been anywhere.
麥克斯,恕我直言,但你根本不懂好假期的定義,你一生坐井觀天,猶如井底之蛙
I mean, you walked into that apartment and your face lit up, like... like it was amazing.
走進(jìn)這間公寓時(shí),你都能眼神一亮,好像這是皇宮
And that's because you don't know that it's not. Trust me. I've been everywhere.
這單純只是因?yàn)槟阋?jiàn)識(shí)的好東西太少了。相信我,我周游過(guò)列國(guó)
And I'm telling you, this is the worst vacation ever.
我很肯定的告訴你,這里的假期爛爆了
So let's ditch the bacon freak and the beer bro,
甩了培根怪胎跟釀酒兄吧
get on that plane, spend one great day at the beach, and then come back and make $8 an hour.
我們搭上飛機(jī),去享受海灘一日游,然后回來(lái)過(guò)一小時(shí)8塊的生活
That sounds fun. You kind of skipped over the part where we get abducted
聽(tīng)起來(lái)不錯(cuò)。不過(guò)你少說(shuō)了,我們被綁架后
and Nancy Grace covers the year-long search for our bodies.
南希·格蕾絲的節(jié)目會(huì)花一年來(lái)協(xié)尋我們的尸首
It must be Constantine. He's gonna be upset. You never keep a Greek waiting.
應(yīng)該是康斯坦丁打來(lái)了,他等的不耐煩了吧。希臘人最討厭等待
Oh, my God, Max, we just got an email on our website from that food blogger at the book party.
天啊,麥克斯,我們收到封郵件是今天的美食博客寫手發(fā)的
She said if we drop off four cupcakes by tomorrow morning,
她說(shuō)明早給她送4個(gè)小蛋糕過(guò)去
she'll consider writing about them for her column that day.
她就考慮在她的美食博客上美言幾句
Well, what's it gonna be, Caroline or Ashley? Cupcakes or Tahiti? Your call.
左右為難啊,要當(dāng)卡洛琳還是艾希莉呢?小蛋糕還是大溪地,你挑吧
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