這是你去過(guò)最爛的派對(duì)嗎
That was the worst party anyone's ever been to.
是個(gè)人都會(huì)這么覺(jué)得吧
So with the webmaster, how was the sex?
跟網(wǎng)站大師搞上,那方面如何
Pretty good. But then he did that thing where he pretended he was going to choke me.
不錯(cuò)啊。直到他跟我玩窒息式性愛(ài),假裝想掐死我
When did guys start doing that?
男人什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始玩這招了啊
I don't know, but if I knew that was his thing,
我不知道,早知道他會(huì)這么玩
I would've asked him to choke me at the party.
我真該叫他在派對(duì)上掐死我
How did you get rid of him? What did you say? Did you let him down gently?
你怎么幫我甩掉他的?你跟人家說(shuō)了什么,有好好跟人說(shuō)嗎
No, I told him to hit the pike. It's a one-night stand. Guys get that.
沒(méi),我讓他有多遠(yuǎn)滾多遠(yuǎn)。反正就是一夜情嘛,男人懂的
So that's it? He wasn't upset?
就這樣嗎,他沒(méi)傷心嗎
Guys don't care. One-night stands-- they come, they go. Literally.
男人才不在乎。一夜情嘛,來(lái)完就走了。就是這么一回事
But what if he wants to see me again?
要是他以后想再續(xù)前緣怎么辦
Relax. It is not going to come back to haunt you.
別緊張啦。他才不會(huì)回來(lái)對(duì)你死纏爛打
Unless you start feeling an itch... Or a kick.
除非你感到生理有需要或肚里有動(dòng)靜
Well, thanks for dumping him. And for the... I'm going to go ahead and call it a party.
謝謝你幫我甩了他。也謝謝你那...那個(gè)所謂的"派對(duì)"吧
I knew you wouldn't want me to use any of the cupcake money, and I was broke.
我知道你不會(huì)想我用咱們的開(kāi)店基金,我自己又沒(méi)錢
So I guess I am your BFF-- your broke friend forever.
所以我現(xiàn)在算是你的超級(jí)死黨了吧,超級(jí)死窮鬼黨
Max, it really doesn't matter what you would've done.
麥克斯,其實(shí)什么派對(duì)都沒(méi)有用
The only thing I really wanted for my birthday was to see my father.
我唯一想要的生日禮物是見(jiàn)我老爸一面
And he's in prison, so that didn't happen.
而他又在牢里,所以沒(méi)戲
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