聽美劇學(xué)英語- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第51期:來幫忙的強尼
Oh! Max...
麥克斯
Will you come look at Brangelina?
能過來看一眼布萊潔莉娜嗎
I think the spray tan lady went a little too far.
我覺得那個美黑師有點過頭了
I wanted them to look tan not foreign.
我想他們看起來陽光點 不是像外籍勞工
They look fine.
看上去還好呀
A little Lebanese
就有點像黎巴嫩人
but that'll clear up in a day or two.
但過個一兩天就能恢復(fù)"本色"了吧
I'm having the worst day.
今天真是太霉了
Jessica Seinfeld stole the Martha Stewart boy
宋飛的老婆把瑪莎的御用同志給挖走了
I am so upset with her.
我對她太失望了
I thought we were pretending to be friends.
假裝當(dāng)姐妹的情誼都不顧了
And now I have no one to do the desserts.
現(xiàn)在甜點也沒人給我做了
Hello Peach exciting news...
你好 琵琪 好消息
I have a cupcake business. They're really good.
我有個小蛋糕店 它們超美味
Give these to your friends and help launch
勞煩把名片給你的朋友們 幫我新店
a new business or whatever.
站穩(wěn)腳跟 或隨便怎么著吧
That's it. I did it. Boom!
說完了 我做到了 收工
Okay the bed still isn't built.
好吧 床還沒裝
But the mattress came and it's so good.
但今天把床墊送來了 超級舒服喲
Oh no... this is not okay.
不行 這樣不行
We're not keeping a mattress on the floor.
我們不能把床墊放在地板上
We're poor not crackheads.
人窮不代表要無下限
And you tricked me.
你居然唬弄我
I did my part so you better get this bed done.
我名片都給人了 趕緊把你該裝的床裝上
Max you gave Peach the cards.
麥克斯 你把卡片給琵琪了
I'm so proud of you. What did she say?
我真為你感到驕傲 她說什么了
No. Shut it. Do it.
別吵 閉嘴 干活
Relax. The bed will be assembled
放輕松嘛 這床在今天之前
and hidden in the wall by the end of the day
肯定會組裝完畢 然后收到墻上
'cause I decided to do what cute girls
因為我決定采用美女
have been doing for centuries.
從古到今的慣用伎倆
I asked a guy for help.
找個男人來幫忙
You called a guy?
你找了個男人
Oh is he going to climb up your long blonde hair
他是要順著你長長的金發(fā)
and rescue you from your Murphy bed tower?
爬進你的折疊床城堡中拯救你嗎
Wait. You don't know any guys.
慢著 你不認識任何男人
Who did you invite?
你把誰叫過來了
Johnny. No. No no no no.
強尼 不 不 不
Eh I don't want to see Johnny.
我不想看見他
I had a weird thing with him at the diner last night.
我昨晚我跟他在餐館擦出了尷尬的小火花
I thought you guys were friends.
我以為你倆是朋友呢
I don't know what we are.
我不知道我倆算什么
He was fake interviewing me with a celery stalk...
他拿根芹菜假裝采訪我
'Cause you're both grown ups.
"成年人"嘛 無可厚非
And when he put it near my mouth
當(dāng)他把它放到我嘴邊時
I thought he wanted me to bite it so I...
我以為他要我咬一口呢 所以我...
You bit it? I bit it!
你咬了 我咬了
That is weird and humiliating and hot.
這真是又雷人又丟人又撩人
Yes yes and yes. Call him right now!
對對 全中 所以快給他打電話
He can't come over here. Look around!
他不能過來 你看看四周
I have his napkins hanging up everywhere.
我把他的餐巾掛滿整個屋子
He'll think I'm Dexter.
他會以為我是嗜血法醫(yī)
Don't answer that.
別接
Don't you... Come on in Johnny.
你敢 進來吧 強尼
Yes I did it. I need a bed.
是的 我敢 我需要一張床
You are so selfish!
你太自私了
Yes I'm selfish and you're Dexter.
對 我是自私鬼 也好過你個殺人狂
So quick... help me take down the napkins.
所以還是快動手幫我把餐巾都摘掉吧
Oh God there are so many!
天啊 怎么這么多
How come I never noticed how many there were before?
我之前怎么完全沒有意識到
I don't know. Same reason you didn't notice
不知道 大概跟你沒意識到
your father stealing everybody's money.
你爸騙了所有人的錢一樣吧
Really? Really? Now when I'm helping you?
你真要這樣嗎 我現(xiàn)在可是在幫你喲
You're right. We'll trash you later.
你贏了 那晚點再損你好了
Why don't you just ask him what the celery moment meant?
為什么你不直接問他 那一口芹菜意味著什么
I don't want to ask him.
我不想問
You don't want to ask anybody anything.
你從來不想問任何人任何事
It's not like the business cards.
這又不像名片
What am I going to say?
我要怎么開口
"Good afternoon Johnny."
"下午好 強尼
"Exciting news... I have started
好消息 我開了一家
an oddly sexual celery biting business."
尷尬情欲咬芹菜店"
Be right there Johnny!
馬上就來 強尼
Yo.
好呀
