聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第26期:難吃到爆的壽司
Oh you're back.
你回來(lái)啦
We thought you ran away.
我們還以為你逃家了呢
Chestnut and I were just about to pick out
我和栗寶都準(zhǔn)備要去收容所
another human from the shelter.
再撿個(gè)人回來(lái)養(yǎng)了
I had quite a day.
今天倒霉死了
8:00 to 10:00... Grind grind pain.
八點(diǎn)至十點(diǎn) 磨 磨 疼
10:00 to 11:00... Pain pain grind.
十點(diǎn)至十一點(diǎn) 疼 疼 磨
So I went to the drug store
所以我去藥店
and bought an $8 bite guard
買了個(gè)八塊錢的牙齒保持器
which didn't fit my freaky Tim Burton mouth.
結(jié)果不合我恐怖片般的牙型
And when I tried to return it
后來(lái)我去退貨的時(shí)候
the cashier Rhonda
那個(gè)收銀員 朗達(dá)
whose nametag said she was happy to help
雖然胸牌上寫著"樂于服務(wù)顧客"
but who was neither happy nor helpful
結(jié)果卻兇巴巴的 還百般刁難我
said that I couldn't return it
她說(shuō)不能退貨
because it had already touched my "teef."
因?yàn)檫@玩意兒已經(jīng)接觸過我的牙"翅"了
For someone whose jaw is about to unhinge
作為一個(gè)下巴快掉的人
you're sure flapping it a lot.
你怎么還不少說(shuō)點(diǎn)話
Why is this rag with my father on it here?
為什么這有份寫我老爸的小報(bào)
Don't look at me. Chestnut bought it.
瞪我干嘛 是栗寶買的
He likes it when I read him his daily horse oscope.
他喜歡我給他念每日星"馬"座
Why is everybody so obsessed with the fact that
為什么大家都要對(duì)他的閉口不談
he hasn't said anything?
窮追猛打呢
Haven't you ever been at a loss for words?
你沒有過卡殼并無(wú)言以對(duì)的時(shí)候嗎
Tampons yes. Words nah.
卡棉條有過 卡殼倒不會(huì)
Well this will make me feel better.
來(lái)做件讓自己好受些的事
Whenever I'm in pain I need a treat.
每當(dāng)我痛苦時(shí) 我就得享受一下
You know whenever you're in pain that is my treat.
每當(dāng)你痛苦時(shí) 我都超級(jí)享受
Sushi! I hope you like crab roll.
壽司 希望你會(huì)喜歡蟹卷
I never had sushi.
我從來(lái)沒吃過壽司
That doesn't even make sense.
這根本是是胡扯中的鬼扯
No sushi no dentist... Who are you?
沒吃過壽司 沒看過牙 什么人啊這是
A poor person.
窮人
Sushi's lazy.
壽司沒點(diǎn)技術(shù)含量
If I come to your restaurant
要是我去日本餐廳
get up off your ass and cook the damn fish.
一定吼他們?nèi)グ阳~給我煮熟了
I wish we could afford to go to this little sushi place
真希望我們能有錢去
in Tribeca where my father always took me.
我爸以前常帶我去的日本小餐館
We had this little joke.
每次我們進(jìn)店里
Every time we'd walk in I'd always say...
都會(huì)開同一個(gè)玩笑 我總會(huì)說(shuō)
And we would just laugh!
然后我們就捧腹大笑
So you're not funny in Japanese either.
所以你說(shuō)日語(yǔ)也還是冷場(chǎng)女皇
I got this at a corner deli.
我在轉(zhuǎn)角的熟食店買的
The cashier was Japanese.
那個(gè)收銀員是個(gè)日本人
She said it was good.
她說(shuō)這個(gè)很好吃
Oh I'm sure it's great.
肯定是真的啊
'Cause the disenfranchised immigrant
因?yàn)闊o(wú)公民權(quán)利的移民人士
serving the spoiled white girl
服務(wù)被寵壞的白人女孩時(shí)
would have no reason to lie.
肯定不會(huì)騙她
Get ready for something heavenly!
享受美味到上天堂的感覺吧
That's not heaven.
難吃到下地獄
Spit it out.
快吐出來(lái)
What a disappointment.
真是太不濟(jì)了
Your first time.
你的第一次就這么毀了
Well that's kinda the way it goes with me and first times.
我的"第一次"都是這種下場(chǎng)
Here clean yourself off.
給 把身上擦擦干凈
That's exactly the way it goes!
簡(jiǎn)直是歷史重演 一模一樣
