養(yǎng)狗狗比找男朋友好的五個原因
Let’s just agree that they’re pretty darn amazing, and perhaps more importantly, better than a boyfriend—especially some of those icky ones out there (apologies to the good ones; you know who you are).
我們得承認：狗狗還真討人喜歡，有時候甚至比男朋友好——尤其那些討人厭的家伙。(當然，好男人除外，你懂的)
1. Dogs Don’t Care if You’ve Put on Some Weight
狗狗不介意你胖了沒
That’s right. They don’t. They just love you, unconditionally. In fact, they might just enjoy a little more of you to snuggle up to. Basically, as long as you feed them, pet them, take them for walks and love them right back, your dog is going to think you are the Queen of the World—regardless of whether you’re a size 0 or a size 22.
真的是這樣，狗狗不會介意你身材如何，它們只會無條件愛你。而且狗狗很享受和胖胖的你依偎在一起的感覺。只要你喂它、撫摸它、帶它出去溜溜，你就是它心目中的女王——至于你是骨瘦如柴還是身材豐滿，它才不介意呢!
2. Dogs Never Cheat
狗狗從不撒謊
There’s no need to dig through their stuff for secret love notes. And you’re never going to come home to find him snuggled up to your hot next door neighbor (well, maybe, but it doesn’t mean anything). Dogs are supremely loyal to their masters. They’ll do anything to protect you. Now that’s what we call special.
狗狗沒有不可告人的甜言蜜語，更不會勾搭上隔壁辣妹(好吧，也可能會勾搭，但你不會吃醋)。狗狗對主人向來忠心耿耿，會盡一切力量保護你。這絕對是它們最特別的地方。
3. Dogs Never Come Home Drunk
狗狗從不醉歸
In fact, going to the pub and having a drink would be hazardous to their health. Dogs would rather be by your side, anyway. All. The. Time. That’s why they howl and croon about their loneliness when you banish them to the backyard or the laundry room at night (although men do that also).
眾所周知，泡吧喝酒易傷身。這一點，狗狗絕對跟你同一戰(zhàn)線，至死不渝。所以，如果你晚上把它關到后院或洗衣房，它會失落嗚咽。(當然，這種情況下，男人也會。)
4. They Love to Snuggle
狗狗總愛圍著你轉
Dogs have no hidden agenda or ulterior motives while snuggling. Most dogs (let’s face it, all dogs) would snuggle with you practically all day long if you’d let them. But then again, who wouldn’t want to snuggle up with the Queen of the World?
在你身邊，狗狗不會顧盼左右或別有用心。只要你允許，多數狗狗(好吧，所有狗狗)可以整天只圍著你轉悠。當然嘍，誰會不想時刻膩在女王身邊呢?
5. Dogs Are Always Happy to See You
看到你，狗狗總是很開心
If we’re going to be super honest, happy isn’t quite the word. Dogs are actually ecstatic to see you. It doesn’t matter if you just stepped out for a quick errand or went on a seven-day vacation; your dog will always do a little dance of excitement and jump all over you upon your return. How many men do that?
坦率講，狗狗看到你何止是開心，簡直是狂喜嘛。不論你是一周假期歸來，還是只出趟門買東西，狗狗一看到你，必定搖尾歡跳、興奮不已。哪個男人能一直這樣對你?
