聽美劇學英語-摩登家庭第四季 第5集：萬圣節(jié)
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| 0:00:04.01, | Why there are giant lolipops all over the front yard? | 前院里怎么有那么多巨型棒棒糖啊 |
| 0:00:06.87, | And why they taste so bad? | 怎么味道那么怪呢 |
| 0:00:08.24, | Because they are made of cardboard, mouth breather. | 因為是硬紙板做的 蠢蛋 |
| 0:00:10.30, | Hey, the world needs more dreamers, Luke | 世界需要夢想家 盧克 |
| 0:00:12.88, | Never stop licking things. | 舔舐不息 夢想不止 |
| 0:00:14.60, | I know it's lame, | 我知道很挫 |
| 0:00:15.58, | but after last year we promised the neighbours | 可是去年答應了鄰居們 |
| 0:00:17.32, | we would keep our decorations more family friendly. | 我們會把裝飾弄得和諧一點 |
| 0:00:20.31, | We can't carve a pumpkin? | 我們連刻個南瓜都不行嗎 |
| 0:00:21.58, | The petition was very specific. | 他們的請愿書寫得十分具體 |
| 0:00:23.46, | Every Halloween, we have the best house. | 每次萬圣節(jié) 我們家裝扮得最恐怖 |
| 0:00:26.14, | Last year, I took things to a whole new level. | 去年 我的水平更上一層樓 |
| 0:00:29.13, | But appearently it's too scary for some kids. | 但顯然對于某些孩子來說太恐怖了 |
| 0:00:31.55, | And one adult. | 外加一個大人 |
| 0:00:34.78, | Trick-or-treat! | 不給糖就搗蛋 |
| 0:00:36.65, | Would you like some candy? | 你們想要點糖吃嗎 |
| 0:00:38.57, | Yeah! | 是的 |
| 0:00:39.95, | Or would you rather have this? | 還是更想要這個呢 |
| 0:00:54.67, | Come on. You're fine. | 別裝了 才嚇不著你呢 |
| 0:00:57.25, | I don't care what anyone says. | 我才不管別人說什么 |
| 0:00:58.34, | You did not give that man a heart attack. | 反正不是你害的那人心臟病發(fā)作 |
| 0:01:00.23, | Thank you. | 謝謝 |
| 0:01:00.94, | I mean, you're not even scary. | 你根本就不嚇人 |
| 0:01:03.09, | Can I grab a little bit of this candy | 我能抓點糖嗎 |
| 0:01:04.23, | for my open house tonight? | 給今晚看房的客戶們吃 |
| 0:01:05.30, | Uh, yeah, sure, but... | 可以 當然 可是 |
| 0:01:06.60, | It's genius. An open house on Halloween. | 太有才了 在萬圣節(jié)辦開放參觀 |
| 0:01:10.68, | Millions of bored parents, | 當?shù)鶍尩臒o聊透了 |
| 0:01:11.82, | just trying to keep their... kids out of traffic. | 平常忙著照看孩子 不出車禍 |
| 0:01:14.45, | Now they can get away from all that, | 現(xiàn)在他們可以脫身啦 |
| 0:01:15.90, | And see a nice house. | 去參觀一座好房子 |
| 0:01:17.63, | What do you mean, I'm not even scary? | 什么叫我根本就不嚇人啊 |
| 0:01:19.63, | I literally almost scared the life out of a man. | 我差點嚇出一條人命來 |
| 0:01:22.63, | You literally scared a little saliva | 你就是把人家嚇出了點白沫 |
| 0:01:24.67, | And a little urine out of him. | 嚇出了點尿 |
| 0:01:25.93, | That happens to me every time I see a monkey wearing people clothes. | 我每次看到猴子穿著人的衣服鬧騰就這樣 |
| 0:01:28.91, | I was plenty scary. | 我相當嚇人 |
| 0:01:30.08, | I used professional-grade makeup. | 我的妝容可是專業(yè)等級的 |
| 0:01:31.79, | That's the point, Claire. It was overkill. | 說到點子上了 克萊爾 你太過了 |
| 0:01:34.79, | You're the kind of person | 你是那種 |
| 0:01:35.49, | who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup. Bye. | 不化妝才嚇死人的女人 再見 |
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| 0:01:48.39, | 第四季 第五集 | |
| 0:01:52.57, | You remembered to pick up the costumes, right? | 你記得去把戲服取回來了 是吧 |
| 0:01:54.12, | Yes, they're right over there. | 對的 放在那兒了 |
| 0:01:55.16, | Very excited. | 太激動人心了 |
| 0:01:56.04, | Cam has lost a lot of weight-- | 小卡減了不少肥 |
| 0:01:57.82, | No. | 打住 |
| 0:01:58.51, | So we're throwing a Halloween party | 所以我們打算開個萬圣節(jié)派對 |
| 0:02:00.31, | to debut the new him. | 讓全新的小卡粉墨登場 |
| 0:02:01.54, | I'll be dressed as a matador. | 我將扮成斗牛士 |
| 0:02:04.12, | Wh-what is it now, 30? | 小蠻腰現(xiàn)在尺寸多少 30英寸嗎 |
| 0:02:05.38, | 32.4 | 32.4英寸 |
| 0:02:07.65, | So I've lost Lily. | 相當于我把莉莉生出來了[丟了] |
| 0:02:10.29, | Where is lily? | 莉莉去哪兒了 |
| 0:02:11.64, | - Do you--you don't have her? - No. | -你 她沒有跟你一起嗎 -沒 |
| 0:02:12.97, | Why would I have her? | 她怎么會跟我在一起呢 |
| 0:02:13.77, | - I don't have her in my pocket. - Cam? | 我又沒把她裝在口袋里-小卡 |
| 0:02:15.14, | What about the tiara? | 皇冠頭飾呢 |
| 0:02:16.61, | Uh, we didn't buy one. | 我們沒買 |
| 0:02:17.55, | You can just use the one from last year. | 你可以戴去年的 |
| 0:02:19.07, | Are we poor? | 我們變窮了嗎 |
| 0:02:20.19, | No, sweetheart, but you don't need two tiaras. | 不是 甜心 你用不著兩個皇冠頭飾啊 |
| 0:02:23.35, | How about next Halloween you try a different costume? | 明年萬圣節(jié)你換套服裝怎么樣啊 |
| 0:02:25.64, | No. I have to be a princess. | 不行 我必須扮公主 |
| 0:02:27.83, | Every year? Why? | 每年都要嗎 為什么 |
| 0:02:29.19, | Because my mom's a princess, | 因為我媽媽是個公主 |
| 0:02:31.08, | Just like you told me. | 你告訴我的 |
| 0:02:34.07, | Cam and I have always known that someday, | 我和小卡都知道早晚有一天 |
| 0:02:36.06, | we were gonna have to have the big talk with lily, | 我們得和莉莉談談 |
| 0:02:38.11, | about who her mom was. | 她媽媽的事 |
| 0:02:40.78, | We--we were gonna pick the right time | 我 我們會找準時機 |
| 0:02:42.73, | and do it together, | 一起跟她談 |
| 0:02:44.57, | Carefully following an agreed-upon script. | 嚴格按我們商量好的劇本上演 |
| 0:02:48.65, | Then I got tired. | 然后有一天我累了 |
| 0:02:50.65, | And she was the most beautiful princess in all the land. | 她是人間天堂魔幻三界最漂亮的公主 |
| 0:02:54.34, | The end." | 劇終" |
| 0:02:56.27, | Again. | 多少遍了啊 |
| 0:02:58.11, | Why is Tyler's mommy so fat? | 為什么泰勒的媽媽那么肥 |
| 0:03:02.18, | Oh, that's because she has-- she has a baby in her belly. | 那是因為她 她懷著個小寶寶 |
| 0:03:05.17, | Okay? Good night. | 行了吧 晚安 |
| 0:03:06.52, | Was I in my mom's belly? | 我媽媽也懷過我嗎 |
| 0:03:10.04, | Lily, no more questions, all right? | 莉莉 不許再問了 好吧 |
| 0:03:11.43, | Just--just go to sleep. | 快 快睡覺 |
| 0:03:13.26, | Where's my mom now? | 我媽媽現(xiàn)在在哪兒 |
| 0:03:15.71, | Um, she's... | 她在 |
| 0:03:17.82, | in a faraway land. | 在遙遠的國度 |
| 0:03:20.37, | Why? | 為什么 |
| 0:03:21.72, | Because she's a princess. | 因為她是個公主 |
| 0:03:24.35, | And she's... very, very busy. | 并且她 很忙很忙 |
| 0:03:28.68, | Okay. | 好吧 |
| 0:03:30.46, | I thought that she'd forget about it by the next morning. | 我以為她第二天早晨就忘了呢 |
| 0:03:32.34, | I mean, I did. | 反正我是忘了 |
| 0:03:34.43, | Oh, I knew I was gonna have to tell Cam, | 我知道終究是要告訴小卡的 |
| 0:03:36.03, | and he was gonna be furious, | 他知道了肯定會很生氣 |
| 0:03:37.32, | but I was hoping that he'd see the bigger issue. | 但我希望他能意識到更嚴重的問題 |
| 0:03:40.02, | You know, I was really tired. | 我當時真的累慘了 |
| 0:03:44.32, | Hey, Cam, you know this whole thing | 小卡 你知道莉莉 |
| 0:03:45.89, | about Lily wanting to be a princess again? | 今年又想打扮成公主嗎 |
| 0:03:48.12, | Well, I-I think it might be because I let her believe | 我想 那可能是因為我讓她相信 |
| 0:03:49.88, | - her mother was-- - This is a nightmare. | 她媽媽是-真是場噩夢 |
| 0:03:52.26, | - It was just a mistake. - More like a disaster. | 只是犯了點小錯-簡直是災難啊 |
| 0:03:55.48, | They sent the matador costume in your size, | 他們送來的斗牛士服是按你的尺寸做的 |
| 0:03:58.40, | and the bull costume in mine. | 而公牛服按我的尺寸做的 |
| 0:04:00.29, | Oh. I didn't notice. Um... | 我沒注意到 |
| 0:04:01.68, | Now no one's gonna see my bod | 穿著這件肥大的公牛服 |
| 0:04:03.27, | in this bulky bull costume. | 別人看不到人家的好身材了啦 |
| 0:04:05.39, | It was--it was honestly a mistake. | 這個 真的是無心之過啦 |
| 0:04:07.17, | L-listen, um, you--you could do that other thing that you thought of. | 聽著 你也可以嘗試你以前想試的造型 |
| 0:04:09.52, | You could put on that gorgeous white suit | 你現(xiàn)在也可以穿那套 |
| 0:04:11.17, | that fits you so well now, | 超美超合身的白色西服 |
| 0:04:13.22, | and you could be Mr. Roarke, | 然后扮演洛克先生 |
| 0:04:13.22, | [電視劇《夢幻島》男主角和他的小搭檔] | |
| 0:04:14.40, | and Lily could be your Tattoo. | 讓莉莉扮你的"小紋身" |
| 0:04:15.95, | No! I have to be a princess! | 不行 人家就要當公主 |
| 0:04:18.18, | Oh, but, Lily, you were a princess last year. | 但是莉莉 你去年就扮過公主了呀 |
| 0:04:19.99, | No! You promised! I'm being a princess! | 不行 你答應過我的 我就要當公主 |
| 0:04:24.29, | Why is she so obsessed with princesses? | 她為什么這么癡迷于公主 |
| 0:04:26.99, | Well... | 怎么說呢 |
| 0:04:29.05, | Like we weren't at that age? | 誰小時候沒有癡迷的東西啊 |
| 0:04:30.83, | I mean... | 我是說 |
| 0:04:34.29, | I'm not mad about the ticket. | 我不是因為這罰單生氣 |
| 0:04:35.52, | It's just the first time I couldn't charm my way | 只是這是我第一次沒能成功地 |
| 0:04:37.24, | Out of one of these things. | 利用個人魅力免于處罰 |
| 0:04:38.64, | The way I see it, it's not a ticket. | 在我看來 這不是罰單問題 |
| 0:04:40.80, | It's a conversation. | 而是社交問題 |
| 0:04:42.52, | No offense. You don't need that siren. | 無意冒犯 但你根本不需要警笛 |
| 0:04:44.01, | You could stop traffic just getting out of that squad car. | 你一下警車 別人就都停下來盯著看了 |
| 0:04:46.52, | License and registration, please. | 請給我你的駕照和車輛注冊證 |
| 0:04:48.97, | I, uh... | 我 |
| 0:04:50.95, | I'm no stranger to the police academy myself. | 我對警察學校挺熟的 |
| 0:04:50.95, | [名為《警察學校》的系列電影] | |
| 0:04:53.28, | Seen all seven of them. | 我看過全7部電影 |
| 0:04:54.48, | Sir, no one's seen all seven. | 先生 沒人看過7部全輯 |
| 0:04:56.41, | - Is this information accurate? - Yeah. | 上面的個人信息都準確嗎-是的 |
| 0:04:58.50, | Uh, except for the weight. | 除了體重 |
| 0:05:00.16, | I thought they wanted to know how much I could curl. | 可能是他們想看看我能蜷縮到什么程度 |
| 0:05:03.93, | I must be getting rusty with my moves. | 我的技能日漸生疏了啊 |
| 0:05:05.87, | Moves? What moves? | 技能 什么技能 |
| 0:05:07.04, | You know, flash the baby blues, | 用魅力震懾那些新女警 |
| 0:05:08.55, | hit 'em with the devilish grin. | 用奸笑迷惑他們 |
| 0:05:10.33, | In case of emergency, break glass | 緊急情況下 砸破車窗 |
| 0:05:11.68, | and bust out the dimple. | 露出我迷人的酒窩 |
| 0:05:13.04, | Hey, isn't that one from the smallpox? | 那不是天花留下的疤嗎 |
| 0:05:15.36, | cause I'm 100. Chicken pox. | 你當我100歲了啊 是水痘 |
| 0:05:15.36, | [天花在美國很早就已滅絕] | |
| 0:05:17.82, | And it doesn't matter where it's from. | 是什么留下的疤不重要 |
| 0:05:18.92, | It always worked. | 管用就行了 |
| 0:05:20.68, | Hey, mom. | 媽我回來了 |
| 0:05:21.35, | Manny, why are you coming back from school so late? | 曼尼 你怎么這么晚才從學?；貋?/span> |
| 0:05:23.61, | I got sent to the principal's office. | 我被叫到校長辦公室去了 |
| 0:05:25.03, | Oh. I am sending him an angry e-mail, | 我要發(fā)電子郵件罵他去 |
| 0:05:26.88, | because I don't like when-- | 因為我不知道什么時候 |
| 0:05:27.90, | No, no, no. It's not his fault. | 不不不 不是他的錯 |
| 0:05:29.13, | - What did you do wrong? - Nothing. | 你做錯了什么事-沒有 |
| 0:05:31.21, | Oh, that's it. I'm calling him. | 就這樣定了 我給他打電話 |
| 0:05:32.65, | - I hate when he tries to-- - Nothing on purpose. | 我討厭他故意-不是故意的 |
| 0:05:34.94, | It was between periods, right before this big test. | 下課時 在一場大考之前 |
| 0:05:37.79, | [美國著名演員 導演] | |
| 0:05:37.79, | I was clearing my mind by practicing | 我在練習吉恩·凱利的舞步 |
| 0:05:39.40, | some of my Gene Kelly dance moves. | 來排除雜念 |
| 0:05:40.92, | - As one does. - Right. | 竟然真有人那樣做-沒錯 |
| 0:05:43.01, | And my umbrella accidentally snagged the fire alarm. | 我的雨傘不小心勾到了火警警報 |
| 0:05:45.52, | The principal thought I did it on purpose | 校長以為我是故意這樣做 |
| 0:05:46.88, | - so we'd miss the test. - But you didn't! | 為的是逃避考試-但你不是 |
| 0:05:48.95, | That's it! I'm going to his house! | 就這樣 我要找他去 |
| 0:05:50.22, | Mom! You gotta stop doing this. | 媽 你千萬別這樣 |
| 0:05:52.36, | I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy, | 我不知道是不是因為懷孕 |
| 0:05:53.71, | which we both know isn't your fault... | 當然 懷孕并不是你的錯 |
| 0:05:58.11, | But lately you've been such a hothead. | 但最近你總是很暴脾氣 |
| 0:05:59.48, | I am not a hothead! I am Colombian. | 我不是暴脾氣 我是哥倫比亞人 |
| 0:06:02.29, | We get excited. | 我們這叫興奮 |
| 0:06:03.30, | My country is covered in coffee. | 我們國家到處是咖啡 |
| 0:06:05.62, | Just like the Starbucks girl | 那個星巴克服務員 |
| 0:06:06.61, | when she got your order wrong? | 聽錯你訂單之后的反應也叫興奮嗎 |
| 0:06:07.81, | Half-caf, non-fat wet soy latte. | 半"咖灰" 無脂 "絲豆辣鐵" |
| 0:06:09.84, | How hard is that to hear?! | 這很難聽清嗎 |
| 0:06:20.85, | You don't get to be 2-time nonconsecutive | 不按常規(guī)思考的人不可能 |
| 0:06:22.48, | district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. | 兩次奪得年度跨區(qū)域推銷員稱號的 |
| 0:06:25.25, | That's right. I said "Inside." | 沒錯 我說的就是 按常規(guī) |
| 0:06:27.95, | You know why? 'cause while everyone's | 知道為什么嗎 因為當每個人 |
| 0:06:28.98, | chasing each other around outside the box, | 都試圖打破常規(guī)時 |
| 0:06:30.86, | You know what the box is? | 你知道常規(guī)是什么嗎 |
| 0:06:33.71, | Empty. | 常規(guī)里空無一人 |
| 0:06:35.60, | Which brings us back to our formal dining room. | 現(xiàn)在我們又回到了正式的用餐室 |
| 0:06:38.59, | Now any questions? | 有什么問題嗎 |
| 0:06:39.96, | Can we have our candy now? | 可以給我們糖果了嗎 |
| 0:06:41.63, | Just as soon as we go over | 想要糖果很簡單 |
| 0:06:42.71, | what you're gonna tell your parents. | 先重復一遍回去后要跟爸媽說的話 |
| 0:06:44.40, | - Now what was our style? - Pre-war craftsman. | 我們的風格是什么-戰(zhàn)前工匠 |
| 0:06:47.74, | Good, good. And how many square feet? | 好 很好 面積是多少平方英尺 |
| 0:06:49.62, | 3,500.00 | 三千五 |
| 0:06:53.62, | Still no trick-or-treaters? | 還沒有要糖的搗蛋鬼上門嗎 |
| 0:06:55.24, | - Not yet. - Well, maybe people are going out later this year. | 還沒-可能今年大家出門晚吧 |
| 0:06:58.92, | Well, the street's full of kids, | 大街上全是小孩 |
| 0:07:00.40, | but they're actively detouring around our house. | 但他們都遠遠地避開我們家 |
| 0:07:03.80, | Move along. | 往前走 |
| 0:07:12.41, | Who wants some candy? | 誰要糖糖 |
| 0:07:13.94, | Plenty of name-brand... | 好多知名品牌 |
| 0:07:15.58, | - family-friendly candy right here. - Oh! It's a trap! | 家庭友善型糖糖在這里-那是圈套 |
| 0:07:18.13, | No. I--ooh, how about you? Hey-- | 沒有 我 哎呀 你呢 |
| 0:07:20.91, | You want some candy, right? Come on, | 你要糖糖嗎 來嘛 |
| 0:07:22.40, | - have some candy! - Mom! Mommy, she's got me! | 拿糖糖-媽 媽媽 她抓住我了 |
| 0:07:23.71, | No, I don't-- I'm not trying-- | 不是 我不是故意的 |
| 0:07:25.22, | - My candy! - Just leave it! | 我的糖-不要了 |
| 0:07:36.57, | Jay, you have to get ready for Mitch and Cam's party. | 杰 你得準備去米奇和小卡的派對了 |
| 0:07:39.55, | Gloria, does my skin look looser to you? | 歌洛莉亞 你看我的皮膚是不是松了很多 |
| 0:07:42.93, | What? | 什么 |
| 0:07:43.92, | Maybe I should try some of that fancy neck cream of yours. | 或許我應該試試你的頸部緊致霜 |
| 0:07:45.96, | Don't you have some with specks of diamonds in it or something? | 你不是說那里面有什么鉆石精華還是什么的 |
| 0:07:49.45, | Trick-or-treat. | 不給糖就搗亂 |
| 0:07:50.82, | You guys don't even have costumes. | 你倆連戲服都沒穿 |
| 0:07:53.11, | I'm a skeleton. | 我扮的是一副骨架 |
| 0:07:54.06, | And I'm--I'm a lemon. | 我扮的是一顆檸檬 |
| 0:07:55.30, | Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating? | 你們玩不給糖就搗蛋也太超齡了吧 |
| 0:07:56.98, | Aren't you too old to be having a baby? | 你一大把年紀生孩子不也超齡了嗎 |
| 0:07:59.72, | Ah, you find that funny, lemon? | 你覺得好笑嗎 檸檬 |
| 0:08:01.79, | Here's a better joke. | 還有更好笑的 |
| 0:08:03.30, | Knock, knock. What's gone? | 開門 開門 啥沒了 |
| 0:08:06.06, | Your candy! | 你們的糖糖 |
| 0:08:10.99, | What was that? | 怎么了 |
| 0:08:11.62, | Some rude dummies, that they think that they can-- | 沒禮貌的傻瓜 他們以為他們能... |
| 0:08:13.15, | All right, listen. Let's just calm down. | 好了 要冷靜 |
| 0:08:17.16, | Get ready for the party. | 準備去參加派對 |
| 0:08:18.05, | Calm down what? | 冷什么靜 |
| 0:08:19.56, | You think I'm a hothead, like Manny? | 你也和曼尼一樣覺得我脾氣暴躁嗎 |
| 0:08:21.49, | No! | 沒 |
| 0:08:22.88, | You can be emotional. Volatile, maybe. | 你有些情緒化 可能有點些易怒 |
| 0:08:25.88, | Still, that's a far cry from-- | 但遠遠算不上... |
| 0:08:28.17, | You put egg on my house, | 你們往老娘家扔雞蛋 |
| 0:08:29.81, | I kill what you love! | 你們是不想好了 |
| 0:08:32.23, | psycho. | 精神病 |
| 0:08:34.55, | - Plush utility room? - Yeah, right. | 豪華儲物間-是啊 沒錯 |
| 0:08:36.24, | I know a hall closet when I see one. | 我怎么沒見著大套間 |
| 0:08:37.88, | And your dad never lies? | 就像你爹從來不撒謊似的 |
| 0:08:39.36, | What medical school | 你那給電器看病的老爹 |
| 0:08:40.09, | did the great appliance doctor attend? | 上的是什么醫(yī)學院來著 |
| 0:08:42.02, | -Hey, Delgado. - Oh, no! Durkas! | 迪爾加多-不 是德卡斯 |
| 0:08:44.33, | What I wouldn't give for this umbrella to have | 只要讓這把傘擁有瑪麗·波平斯仙女的魔力 |
| 0:08:44.33, | [迪斯尼劇集《歡樂滿人間》中的角色] | |
| 0:08:45.69, | Mary Poppins' powers. | 我什么都愿意 |
| 0:08:46.78, | Oh, I pray he didn't hear that. | 但愿他沒聽見 |
| 0:08:48.62, | Heard you pulled the fire alarm today | 聽說你今天拉響了防火警報 |
| 0:08:49.82, | and got us out of that test. | 讓我們逃掉了一場考試 |
| 0:08:51.51, | - Good job. - Thanks, Mr. Durkas. | 干的不錯-謝謝夸獎 德卡斯先生 |
| 0:08:53.21, | You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. | 知道嗎 你以后不用那么稱呼我了 |
| 0:08:55.82, | Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 | 還有 我們大家八點鐘在操場上集會 |
| 0:08:57.61, | And heading out, if you want to join. | 然后出去玩 你想來就一起吧 |
| 0:08:59.61, | You're totally going to that. | 你一定要去 |
| 0:09:00.91, | Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation. | 是嘛 那樣可就毀了你好學生的美名了 |
| 0:09:02.70, | You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids. | 你總算能和那些酷小孩一起玩了 |
| 0:09:04.40, | You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday | 那樣你周一就得在全校大會上 |
| 0:09:06.30, | and apologize to all the teachers. | 向全體老師道歉 |
| 0:09:08.14, | Teachers. More like public sector parasites. | 老師 更像是政府企業(yè)中的寄生蟲 |
| 0:09:10.48, | Be strong, Manny. | 堅強點 曼尼 |
| 0:09:11.69, | Be smart. Adventures, parties. | 放聰明點 冒險 派對 |
| 0:09:13.82, | Juvie, heartache. | 少管所 心臟病 |
| 0:09:15.04, | Girls! | 小美妞們 |
| 0:09:15.78, | But not the kind we want. | 但不是我們想要的那種 |
| 0:09:17.31, | They're all the kind we want. | 那全都是我們想要的 |
| 0:09:19.02, | Mr. Dur-- | 德拉斯先... |
| 0:09:20.54, | Conrad! | 康納德 |
| 0:09:24.20, | Take one. I'm an egg donor. | 拿一個 我是捐蛋人[卵子捐獻者] |
| 0:09:27.56, | I love your costume, too, Cam. Adora-bull. | 我也喜歡你的裝扮 小卡 可愛的牛牛 |
| 0:09:29.76, | Oh, well, thank you. It's all in fun. | 謝謝 都是為了搞笑 |
| 0:09:31.64, | I half-wanted to wear something tighter. | 我其實想穿比較緊身的戲服 |
| 0:09:33.00, | - You know, I've been reducing. - I can see. | -你懂的 我瘦了 -能看出來 |
| 0:09:34.79, | - Well, you say it like you can't. - No, no, no. I totally can. | 你言不由衷啊-沒 我真看出來了 |
| 0:09:39.63, | Impressive, huh? | 不錯吧 |
| 0:09:41.30, | Yeah. I'm--I'm gonna... | 是 我 我得... |
| 0:09:44.40, | - Hey, Cam. - Mm? | 小卡-怎么 |
| 0:09:45.72, | I'm hearing a rumor that you keep flashing our guests. | 我聽說你在我們的客人面前脫衣服 |
| 0:09:47.58, | Oh, well, not in a perverted way. | 不是變態(tài)的啦 |
| 0:09:49.19, | I just want people to see my body | 我只是希望讓大家看看我隱藏在 |
| 0:09:50.73, | under this stupid costume. | 這套爛戲服下的苗條身材 |
| 0:09:52.39, | That's very close to what actual flashers say. | 這理由跟真正露陰癖的說辭差不多 |
| 0:09:54.34, | Daddy?-Yeah,one second,honey. | 爸爸-等一下 寶貝 |
| 0:09:55.88, | I'm just tired of throwing out compliments | 我已經(jīng)厭倦了不斷贊美他人 |
| 0:09:57.11, | and not getting anything back. | 卻一句好話也聽不到 |
| 0:09:58.03, | I told Roberto his spray tan looked real. | 我跟羅伯托說他的美黑做得很自然 |
| 0:09:59.79, | Look for yourself. It's on two of our pillows and our cat. | 你自己看 把我們家枕頭和貓都染黑了 |
| 0:10:02.37, | Daddy. Yeah? | 爹地 怎么了 |
| 0:10:03.83, | Lookit. It's my mommy. She came. | 看 那是我媽咪 她來了 |
| 0:10:06.43, | Oh. Oh, no, honey, that's not your mommy. | 不 寶貝 那不是你媽咪 |
| 0:10:08.74, | It's not? | 不是嗎 |
| 0:10:09.47, | No, no. That's just one of daddy's friends. | 不是的 那只是爸爸的一個朋友 |
| 0:10:11.81, | - What's going on? - Oh, nothing. | 什么情況-沒什么 |
| 0:10:12.89, | She just wants one of these cupcakes. | 她只是想吃蛋糕了 |
| 0:10:14.23, | - But I already had... - Oh, there you go, honey. | 但我已經(jīng)吃過...-給你吃 寶貝 |
| 0:10:16.01, | Okay, off you go. Mingle! Mingle! | 好了 去吧 去交朋友 交起來 |
| 0:10:21.94, | Looks like some people came by. | 看來有人來過了 |
| 0:10:23.55, | Yeah. Oh, yeah, we had a few. | 是的 沒錯 有好幾個人呢 |
| 0:10:25.19, | I saw that. | 我看到你給踢下去了 |
| 0:10:28.45, | Hello? | 你好 |
| 0:10:29.14, | Hey, honey. | 嘿 親愛的 |
| 0:10:30.91, | Hi. How's your open house? | 你的開放參觀搞得怎樣 |
| 0:10:33.39, | Pretty empty, actually. | 沒什么人來 其實 |
| 0:10:35.10, | I kind of just took it out | 我把氣撒在一個 |
| 0:10:35.97, | on a Harry Potter. | 扮成哈利·波特的孩子身上了 |
| 0:10:37.72, | Seriously, though, a Gryffindor | 不過說真的 格蘭芬多的學生 |
| 0:10:38.84, | letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? | 怎么會讓他媽幫他拿魁地奇飛天掃帚 |
| 0:10:40.52, | How Hufflepuff is that? | 那有多赫奇帕奇作風啊 |
| 0:10:42.03, | It's pretty lonely here, too. | 我這里也很凄涼 |
| 0:10:43.69, | We have been shunned by the whole neighborhood. | 我們被所有鄰居列入黑名單了 |
| 0:10:45.34, | That's ridiculous. | 太荒謬了 |
| 0:10:46.26, | All over some mild little gag you pulled? | 就因為你那個溫柔的小把戲嗎 |
| 0:10:49.74, | It was not mild. There was an investig... | 那并不溫柔 都有人來調查... |
| 0:10:54.57, | Oh, I-I thought I heard someone. | 我想我聽到有人進來 |
| 0:10:56.12, | I guess it was just trees tapping against the window. | 可能只是樹枝敲得窗戶響 |
| 0:10:59.47, | It's pretty creepy over here in this rattly old house. | 在這陳舊得格格直響的房子里真恐怖 |
| 0:11:03.07, | Anyway, I'll probably give it another 30 minutes, | 總之 我可能再呆半小時 |
| 0:11:05.12, | then I'll see you at home. | 然后就回去了 |
| 0:11:06.61, | Okay. Bye. | 好的 再見 |
| 0:11:08.93, | What are you laughing about? | 你笑什么呢 |
| 0:11:10.21, | Oh, it's just your poor dad, you know. | 笑你可憐的老爸 你懂的 |
| 0:11:13.03, | Your poor, dumb dad. | 你可憐的傻老爸 |
| 0:11:24.57, | I'll fill you in at the staff meeting | 我明天員工大會上再告訴你 |
| 0:11:25.68, | after Keneally's done telling us about his morning commute. | 不過先得等克萊利說完他早晨上班路上的事 |
| 0:11:29.41, | That's hilarious! You sound just like him. | 太逗了 你學他學得真像 |
| 0:11:31.83, | You are so doing that at Christmas talent night. | 圣誕才藝表演時你一定得來一段 |
| 0:11:34.48, | Dude, "Rich Girl", "Sara Smile"... | 哥們 《千金小姐》 《莎拉的微笑》 |
| 0:11:34.48, | [都是Hall & Oates樂隊的歌曲] | |
| 0:11:37.17, | then a "Maneater" Encore. | 以及返場的《少男殺手》 |
| 0:11:39.58, | It was scary how good they were. | 他們簡直棒得可怕 |
| 0:11:41.90, | Close your eyes, it could have been the real band. | 閉上眼睛聽 跟真的樂隊演唱一樣 |
| 0:11:44.47, | Yeah, he got lucky in the football pool once, | 他賭球時走運了那么一次 |
| 0:11:46.24, | and now he wants to double the stakes. | 現(xiàn)在就要加倍下賭注了 |
| 0:11:48.34, | Oh, I'm so scared! | 我好怕怕 |
| 0:11:51.10, | Right? | 有沒有 |
| 0:11:53.36, | Well, this night was a bust. | 今晚弱爆了 |
| 0:11:55.17, | not a single person even... | 一個人都沒有... |
| 0:11:58.92, | Or did I speak too soon? | 還是我過早斷言了 |
| 0:12:01.56, | Was someone in the mood to be a bad little ghoul? | 有人想扮壞小鬼了嗎 |
| 0:12:05.17, | Oh, Connie, I didn't mean you. | 康尼 我不是說你 |
| 0:12:07.96, | I'm...hey, that's just...that's just the divorce talking. | 我 那 那只是離婚的事影響了你 |
| 0:12:11.88, | Hang in there. | 堅持住 |
| 0:12:13.24, | Bye-bye. | 再見 |
| 0:12:25.78, | Well, someone decided to take a trip | 看來某人終于決定變裝成 |
| 0:12:26.91, | to Fantasy Island after all. | 《夢幻島》里的人物了 |
| 0:12:28.52, | Well, I'm tired of people not noticing my new physique. | 我好討厭人們注意不到我全新曼妙的體形 |
| 0:12:30.18, | If this doesn't work, I'm breaking out the diaper | 要是這還不成 我就穿上尿布 |
| 0:12:31.45, | and top hat and going as Baby New Year! Hello. | 戴上大禮帽扮作新年寶寶 你好 |
| 0:12:33.04, | Oh, my god! | 天吶 |
| 0:12:35.26, | John-John, is that you? | 囧囧 是你嗎 |
| 0:12:37.70, | - You look amazing. - Thanks! | 你看起來太棒了-謝謝 |
| 0:12:39.93, | That's what happens when you lose 100 pounds. | 減掉一百磅 身材自然棒 |
| 0:12:42.01, | Oh, come on. What a... | 靠 他個小賤... |
| 0:12:43.39, | - Who wants to lift me? - Me. | 誰想舉我-我 |
| 0:12:44.68, | Come on. How could he have not called us? | 拜托 他怎么能不打電話就過來呢 |
| 0:12:47.18, | Oh, my god, he's as light as a feather. | 天吶 他輕得像羽毛一樣 |
| 0:12:49.32, | You know what? I'm gonna go lift him | 你猜怎么著 我要去舉舉他 |
| 0:12:50.85, | and shake him till his staples pop. | 然后晃到他眼球爆出來 |
| 0:12:52.40, | Cam, stop! | 小卡 別這樣 |
| 0:12:53.33, | Just saying that we could have caught those kids. | 我只是說我們原本可以抓住那兩個小子 |
| 0:12:55.42, | What, and chase them around all night? | 怎么著 要追著他們跑一晚上嗎 |
| 0:12:57.22, | I'm not a young man anymore, | 我不是個年輕小伙子了 |
| 0:12:58.70, | as the world keeps pointing out. | 世人都不斷提醒我那一點 |
| 0:13:00.58, | What did that waiter just call you outside? | 剛剛外面那個服務生叫你什么 |
| 0:13:02.10, | Medieval Knievel. | 中世紀的科尼爾 |
| 0:13:04.01, | That is hilarious. | 好好笑哦 |
| 0:13:05.38, | I love when people put some thought into their outfit. | 我喜歡人們在裝扮上花心思 |
| 0:13:07.22, | [《非法外星人》為電影名 也有非法移民的意思] | |
| 0:13:07.22, | Illegal Alien, Sugar Daddy. | 你是非法外星人 我是甜爹 |
| 0:13:09.15, | Why do you say "illegal"? | 你為什么說"非法" |
| 0:13:10.48, | Because antennas are alien, and you're... | 因為戴著天線代表外星人 而你是... |
| 0:13:12.13, | What? Illegal? | 怎樣 非法移民嗎 |
| 0:13:13.65, | Because of the color of my skin? | 就因為我的膚色嗎 |
| 0:13:15.71, | Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank? | 我干脆把你的寶寶扔進這煤氣罐里吧 |
| 0:13:18.57, | Gloria! Uh, no hard feelings, please. | 歌洛莉亞 別這樣 請別介意 |
| 0:13:20.50, | Just enjoy the party, okay? | 盡情享受你的派對 好嗎 |
| 0:13:23.12, | First of all, relax. We're at a party. | 首先 放輕松 我們在派對上呢 |
| 0:13:24.74, | Secondly, you've been deported twice. | 其次 你已經(jīng)被驅逐出境兩次 |
| 0:13:27.06, | You're not allowed to be that defensive. | 你不能再這么敏感了 |
| 0:13:29.59, | What is it with me lately? | 我最近是怎么了 |
| 0:13:31.40, | Manny's right. I'm such a hothead. | 曼尼是對的 我真是個暴脾氣 |
| 0:13:33.30, | It happens. You're pregnant. | 這是難免的 你懷孕了 |
| 0:13:36.07, | That's what it is, isn't it? | 就是這個原因 對嗎 |
| 0:13:37.86, | It's the baby. It's angry in there. | 因為這個寶寶 他在里面生悶氣 |
| 0:13:41.32, | - No! - Yes! | 不是的-就是 |
| 0:13:42.60, | You just said it yourself. I have changed. | 你剛剛自己說的 我變了 |
| 0:13:45.95, | I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things! | 我肚子里有個憤怒的娃 逼著我干壞事 |
| 0:13:48.79, | It's just hormones. | 荷爾蒙而已 |
| 0:13:50.54, | It's your mama bear instinct kicking in. | 是你的熊媽媽本能在發(fā)作 |
| 0:13:50.83, | [熊媽媽異常護犢子 | 所以把情緒激烈的孕期母親稱作熊媽媽] |
| 0:13:52.24, | And that's a good thing, | 不是什么壞事 |
| 0:13:53.10, | because that means you're gonna be a great mom--again. | 因為這說明你會是一個好母親 第二次 |
| 0:13:58.49, | Do you really think so? | 你真這么想 |
| 0:13:59.47, | You got a lucky little kid in there. | 你肚里的娃真幸運 |
| 0:14:00.91, | He's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him. | 他的媽媽可不會讓任何人傷害他 |
| 0:14:04.32, | Or her. | 或她 |
| 0:14:06.30, | Or--or him. | 希望是兒子 |
| 0:14:07.51, | Trick-or-treat. | 不給糖果就搗蛋 |
| 0:14:13.69, | Go ahead. | 去吧 |
| 0:14:14.97, | You better run! | 你們最好跑快點 |
| 0:14:19.12, | Oh, my gosh, | 我的天吶 |
| 0:14:19.65, | Is that the most precious thing you've ever seen? | 看看多萌啊 |
| 0:14:21.53, | Oh, my god. | 我的天 |
| 0:14:23.56, | Do you know other princesses? | 你還認識其他公主嗎 |
| 0:14:25.67, | Trust me. I know lots. | 相信我 我認識一大堆呢 |
| 0:14:27.07, | Okay. Bedtime. | 好了 該睡覺了 |
| 0:14:28.23, | Oh, no, it's not that late. | 別 沒那么晚 |
| 0:14:29.65, | Do you know my mom? She's a princess. | 你認識我媽媽嗎 她就是個公主 |
| 0:14:32.40, | She's exhausted. | 她累壞了 |
| 0:14:33.32, | She's not making sense. She's so tired. | 說胡話呢 她太累了 |
| 0:14:35.16, | Daddy, you told me! | 爸爸 是你跟我說的 |
| 0:14:36.71, | What is she talking about, Mitchell? | 她說什么呢 米奇爾 |
| 0:14:38.24, | My real mom. She is, right? | 我的親身母親 她是公主 對吧 |
| 0:14:40.55, | Okay, I think we need to have a little talk. | 好了 我想我們需要談談 |
| 0:14:43.30, | Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting? | 薩姆 注意到小卡變苗條了沒 |
| 0:14:45.37, | Nice try. I will be back for that answer. | 少來 等我回來再聽你的回答 |
| 0:14:52.00, | This isn't gonna work, Claire... | 沒用的 克萊爾 |
| 0:14:54.53, | cause I know you're here. | 我知道你在這兒 |
| 0:14:58.26, | What's the plan, anyway? | 打算怎么嚇我呀 |
| 0:15:00.44, | You gonna pop out at me? | 冷不丁蹦出來嗎 |
| 0:15:02.39, | It's gonna take more than that to scare this-- | 要想嚇到我這還差得遠 |
| 0:15:03.96, | - Hello?! - Hi! | 有人嗎-嗨 |
| 0:15:05.72, | Is the house still open? | 還能看房嗎 |
| 0:15:06.99, | Oh, yes! Yes! I'll be right down. | 能 是的 我馬上下來 |
| 0:15:09.59, | Claire, this is serious! I have a job! | 克萊爾 別鬧了 我有工作 |
| 0:15:11.93, | Not that you don't. You work 24/7 | 并不是說你沒工作 你全年無休 |
| 0:15:13.53, | and you don't get half the appreciation you deserve. | 得到的回報遠少于付出的 |
| 0:15:15.26, | Can we talk about this later? | 但我們能過會再說不 |
| 0:15:17.03, | As you potential buyers can see, | 如你們潛在買家所見 |
| 0:15:19.19, | This is a, uh, a beautiful home. | 這是 一座漂亮的房子 |
| 0:15:21.59, | What's behind here? | 這后面是什么 |
| 0:15:22.39, | Oh, I wouldn't go in there! | 是我就不過去 |
| 0:15:24.29, | Unless you love formal dining rooms. | 除非你們喜歡正式餐廳 |
| 0:15:28.60, | - Honey, look at this. - I'm in the kitchen. | -親愛的 瞧瞧這個 -在廚房呢 |
| 0:15:30.23, | Oh, we should probably stay together. | 我們最好呆在一起 |
| 0:15:32.78, | Come on, Sheila. | 趕緊的 希拉 |
| 0:15:34.55, | - Phil, one question. Are these-- - Wait, wait. | -菲爾 問個問題 這些是 -等等 |
| 0:15:35.86, | I just love to see people's reactions | 我超愛看人們的反應 |
| 0:15:37.68, | When I show them-- | 當我向他們展示 |
| 0:15:38.72, | So much storage. What? It's crazy! | 如此大的存儲空間 靠 太瘋狂了 |
| 0:15:42.08, | I think you guys will find that this house | 我想你們會發(fā)現(xiàn)這所房子 |
| 0:15:43.56, | is full of so many... delightful surprises | 驚喜重重 |
| 0:15:47.01, | That you'll be happy here for-- | 你們會很高興... |
| 0:15:48.43, | - Oh, my god! - I don't know her! | 我的天吶-那人我不認識 |
| 0:15:50.56, | Is this the original tub? | 這是原裝浴缸嗎 |
| 0:15:52.02, | What? Yes, it is. | 什么 是的 |
| 0:15:54.15, | It is, uh, the original tub. | 它是 原裝浴缸 |
| 0:15:55.80, | Um, original fixtures, beveled mirror, | 原始夾具 斜面鏡 |
| 0:15:58.09, | Just a-a huge stall shower. | 有個寬敞的淋浴隔間就足夠了 |
| 0:15:59.79, | If you guys would, uh, want to have a party. | 如果你們將 想搞個派對的話 |
| 0:16:01.96, | I'm kidding, of course. | 我開玩笑呢 |
| 0:16:03.18, | But, um, just a house with a real personality. | 這是座 個性鮮明的房子 |
| 0:16:09.78, | We'll be right in, sweetie. | 我們馬上就來 甜心 |
| 0:16:11.56, | We agreed to tell Lily about her mother together, | 我們說好要一起告訴莉莉她娘的事 |
| 0:16:13.44, | wearing calming earth tones, | 一起穿著大地色有鎮(zhèn)靜作用的衣服 |
| 0:16:14.64, | and we agreed to tell her the truth. | 而且我們說好要告訴她真相的 |
| 0:16:16.50, | I know, but haven't you ever said something dumb to Lily | 我知道 但難道你就從沒向莉莉說過 |
| 0:16:18.59, | that you wish she would just forget? | 任何希望她轉眼忘掉的蠢話 |
| 0:16:20.01, | This isn't about me. Let's just fix this. | 別扯上我 趕緊解決這事吧 |
| 0:16:22.38, | Okay, great. Although... | 好的 挺好 但是... |
| 0:16:24.99, | the way you agreed so quickly makes me wonder | 你答應得如此爽快讓我不得不懷疑 |
| 0:16:26.44, | what sort of things you've told her. | 你又對莉莉說過些什么 |
| 0:16:28.03, | I may have told her her fibs kills birds. | 我可能告訴過她說謊會害死小鳥 |
| 0:16:30.37, | Wow. We're coming back to that one. | 你真行 等下再來談這事 |
| 0:16:33.92, | Oh, hi, princess. | 嗨 公主 |
| 0:16:35.17, | Hey, Lil. Could we talk to you for a second? | 乖女兒 能說個小話不 |
| 0:16:37.53, | Am I in trouble? | 我闖禍了嗎 |
| 0:16:38.79, | Oh, gosh, no. Of course not, sweetie. | 我的天 沒有 當然不是 甜心 |
| 0:16:41.93, | Um... Well, do you remember how we used to tell you | 你還記得我們過去老跟你說 |
| 0:16:44.56, | there was a heaven for all the flowers that die? | 枯萎的花會到達天堂的事嗎 |
| 0:16:46.78, | What do you mean, "used to"? | 過去老說是神馬意思 |
| 0:16:47.95, | Sorry, I let it slip. We'll deal with it later. | 抱歉 說漏嘴鳥 過會兒再談 |
| 0:16:49.78, | Much much are you not telling me? | 乃到底瞞著我多少事 |
| 0:16:51.19, | Why are you talking like this? | 乃們?yōu)槭裁催@么說話 |
| 0:16:53.32, | Daddies took a little side trip. | 爸爸們剛說岔了 |
| 0:16:54.35, | - Sorry, sweetie. - Um, so sometimes, uh, | -不好意思 甜心 -有時候 |
| 0:16:57.41, | we tell you things like that to make you feel better. | 我們說一些話只是想讓你高興 |
| 0:17:00.38, | And I might have done the same thing | 當我告訴你你媽媽是公主時 |
| 0:17:03.15, | when I told you that your mom is a princess. | 也只是想讓你高興 |
| 0:17:06.81, | So she's not? | 那她不是公主 |
| 0:17:10.10, | Well, you know what? | 你知道嗎 |
| 0:17:11.44, | - She might be. - She might be. | 她可能是-可能是的 |
| 0:17:13.44, | But we can't know for sure, honey, | 但我們不能肯定 寶貝 |
| 0:17:15.17, | Because... well, we don't know where she is | 因為 我們不知道她在哪里 |
| 0:17:18.83, | Or... what she's doing. | 或是 她在做什么 |
| 0:17:21.39, | B-but what--what we do know | 但我們知道的是 |
| 0:17:22.78, | is that she loved you very, very much... | 她非常非常愛你 |
| 0:17:24.70, | And she knew that she couldn't take care of you, | 她知道自己沒法好好照顧你 |
| 0:17:26.40, | so she made sure that you went | 所以她讓你來到了 |
| 0:17:28.49, | with the most loving family she could find. | 她能找到的最有愛的家庭 |
| 0:17:31.90, | And that's how the three of us became a family. | 所以我們?nèi)齻€人組成了一個家 |
| 0:17:34.58, | Does that make sense, sweetie? | 這樣說你能接受嗎 親愛的 |
| 0:17:37.28, | Do you have any questions for us? | 你有問題要問我們嗎 |
| 0:17:39.05, | Why did you say a fib and kill a bird? | 你們?yōu)槭裁匆f謊 害死一只鳥 |
| 0:17:45.32, | I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. | 我剛才注意到你和你太太一起來的 |
| 0:17:47.31, | She's stunning. | 她好漂亮 |
| 0:17:48.23, | You know my favorite part of that compliment? | 知道你這句恭維話里我最喜歡什么嗎 |
| 0:17:49.75, | You knew she was my wife. | 你認為她是我太太 |
| 0:17:50.81, | Half the world thinks she's my daughter. | 全世界一半的人認為她是我女兒 |
| 0:17:52.61, | Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. | 要我說 幸運的是她 |
| 0:17:55.14, | Bummer for me, though. | 對我來說就不幸了 |
| 0:17:56.46, | Handsomest man in here, and he's taken. | 大帥哥在這里 卻已經(jīng)名草有主了 |
| 0:17:58.80, | I'll bet you do all right with the boys. | 我敢肯定你的追求者不少 |
| 0:18:01.82, | I do. | 的確 |
| 0:18:03.25, | It's the men I'm interested in. | 而我感興趣的是你 |
| 0:18:04.88, | You just put it all right out there, don't you? | 看來你是個很直接的人啊 |
| 0:18:06.57, | I always try to hold a little something back. | 我一直想嘗試含蓄些 |
| 0:18:10.79, | Oh, my gosh. | 我的天 |
| 0:18:11.56, | No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him. | 別過去 別管他們 |
| 0:18:13.47, | - No, but you know that's a-- - I know. He needs this. | 可你知道這是...-知道 他需要這個 |
| 0:18:16.13, | Okay. | 好吧 |
| 0:18:16.59, | - It was great meeting you, Jay. - You, too, Sam. | -很高興認識你 杰 -我也是 薩姆 |
| 0:18:18.94, | Wow! Looks like somebody really likes you. | 哇 看來某人很喜歡你啊 |
| 0:18:21.34, | What can I say? I still got it. | 我能說什么呢 魅力不減當年啊 |
| 0:18:22.93, | I've been meaning to ask you-- have you lost some weight? | 我一直想問你 你瘦身了嗎 |
| 0:18:24.95, | - Because you look good. - Wow, you have no idea | 你看起來棒極了-你不知道 |
| 0:18:27.41, | what that means to hear from you, Jay. | 你這句話對我來說多重要 杰 |
| 0:18:29.02, | Uh, turn it that way. | 抱那邊 |
| 0:18:30.70, | I thought this might cheer you up. | 我覺得這樣會讓你開心起來 |
| 0:18:32.69, | Da plane! Da plane! | 灰機 灰機 |
| 0:18:34.94, | Baby girl! | 寶貝女兒 |
| 0:18:36.60, | Look you! You even taught her the catchphrase. | 瞧你 連經(jīng)典詞都教給她了 |
| 0:18:38.77, | Yeah. Jay, have you seen my new tattoo? | 杰 來見見我的新"紋身" |
| 0:18:41.09, | - Be in touch. - Well, thanks so much for coming. | 再聯(lián)系-多謝前來 |
| 0:18:42.60, | - Yeah. Thanks. - Okay. | 多謝-客氣了 |
| 0:18:49.01, | Okay, Claire, they're gone. You can come out now. | 克萊爾 他們走了 你可以出來了 |
| 0:18:53.65, | Claire? | 克萊爾 |
| 0:18:55.38, | Honey, I'm sorry I said you weren't scary. | 親愛的 很抱歉我之前說你不嚇人 |
| 0:18:57.76, | It's been such a long day. | 今天太累了 |
| 0:18:59.36, | Can we please just go home? | 我們回家好嗎 |
| 0:19:07.46, | All right. I'm leaving without ya. | 好了 我自己走咯 |
| 0:19:27.90, | So... this remote you know how to use. | 看來 你會用這個遙控器啊 |
| 0:19:47.22, | Yes? | 喂 |
| 0:19:47.77, | Phil, where are you? | 菲爾 你在哪里 |
| 0:19:49.34, | Claire? Where are you? | 克萊爾 你在哪里 |
| 0:19:51.77, | I came over to scare you, but then I heard you | 我過去嚇你 但聽到你帶那對夫妻 |
| 0:19:53.70, | showing the house to that couple, | 參觀房子 |
| 0:19:55.09, | so I got out of your way. | 所以我就沒妨礙你 |
| 0:19:57.75, | Are you at home? | 你在家里嗎 |
| 0:19:58.66, | Yeah. I got here ten minutes ago. | 是 我十分鐘前就回來了 |
| 0:20:00.71, | S-so... So you're saying... | 那 那你是說 |
| 0:20:04.04, | This call isn't coming from inside the house? | 這通電話不是從這間房子里打來的 |
| 0:20:07.34, | What are you talking about? Just get home. | 你說什么呢 快回家吧 |
| 0:20:08.95, | The kids and I are hungry. | 孩子們和我都餓了 |
| 0:20:10.42, | Yeah, hurry up, dad. | 快點 爸 |
| 0:20:11.69, | We miss you! | 我們想你 |
| 0:20:14.51, | Miss you, too, buddy. | 我也想你 小老弟 |
| 0:20:53.42, | Trick-or-treat! | 不給糖就搗蛋 |
| 0:20:58.11, | I wasn't really that scared. | 其實我也沒那么害怕啦 |
| 0:21:03.38, | Okay. | 好吧怕死了 |
| 0:21:12.06, | Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg. | 你還沒說你有沒有用蛋砸到那些小子 |
| 0:21:14.44, | They blended into the crowd, | 他們混進了人群 |
| 0:21:15.58, | but there was a slow one with them. | 但有個動作慢的 |
| 0:21:17.62, | He couldn't run so fast, | 他跑不快 |
| 0:21:18.72, | and I nailed him pretty good. | 所以我好好地用蛋給他洗了下 |
| 0:21:21.28, | - I warned you. - Okay, Reuben. | 我警告過你的-好啦 羅本 |
| 0:21:23.62, | Where are your cool friends now? | 你那些酷朋友現(xiàn)在去哪里了 |
| 0:21:25.22, | Not q-tipping your ear, that's for sure. | 沒用棉簽替你清洗耳朵 這是肯定的 |
| 0:21:27.17, | Okay, Reuben. | 得了 羅本 |
| 0:21:28.98, | This is why I never hang out with cool kids. | 這就是我不和酷孩子混在一起的原因 |
| 0:21:30.82, | Yeah, you rejected them, | 是啊 是你拒絕了他們 |
| 0:21:32.40, | Shortly after you and your mom | 就在你和你媽在達人秀上 |
| 0:21:33.44, | roller danced at the talent show. | 表演滾軸溜冰舞之后 |
| 0:21:35.08, | Oh... we were robbed. | 我家被燒了缺錢 |
| 0:21:36.38, | Couldn't have been the song you picked. | 反正跟你們選的歌一點關系都沒有 |
| 0:21:37.81, | Wind beneath my w-- Ow! | 《翼下之風》 痛 |
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