聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第四季 第2集：海莉上大學(xué)
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| 0:00:04.12, | Can I get everybody's attension. Real quick. | 各位安靜一下 聽(tīng)我簡(jiǎn)單說(shuō)幾句 |
| 0:00:07.69, | Um, on this wonderful occasion-- | 在這個(gè)美好的日子里 |
| 0:00:09.74, | Our daughter leaving tomorrow for college... | 我們的女兒明日即將離家步入大學(xué) |
| 0:00:12.75, | If I could get everyone to raise their glass. | 請(qǐng)各位一起舉杯 |
| 0:00:15.56, | As I quote from one of our nation's great fathers-- | 容我引用我國(guó)一位偉大的父親 |
| 0:00:18.05, | Jefferson. | 杰斐遜 |
| 0:00:19.48, | George Jefferson. | 喬治·杰斐遜 |
| 0:00:21.39, | I never dreamed that one of my own | 我沒(méi)想到我的孩子 |
| 0:00:22.59, | would be going off to a university, | 有朝一日會(huì)進(jìn)入大學(xué) |
| 0:00:24.14, | but here I stand, a proud black man, | 但今天我作為一個(gè)自豪的黑人 |
| 0:00:26.04, | knowing that all those hours I put in at the dry cleaner--" | 明白我耗費(fèi)在干洗機(jī)上的日日夜夜 |
| 0:00:28.31, | Phil.-Not now,Weezie. | 菲爾-別打岔 維茲 |
| 0:00:30.22, | Where was I? | 我說(shuō)到哪兒了 |
| 0:00:30.92, | Quoting that president. | 你在引用杰弗遜"總統(tǒng)"的話(huà) |
| 0:00:32.16, | Okay, if she's the future of America, | 如果她也算是美國(guó)的未來(lái) |
| 0:00:33.58, | we should start using Chinese money now. | 我們還是趕緊用人民幣吧 |
| 0:00:35.63, | We already are. | 我們?cè)缇驮诨ㄖ袊?guó)人的錢(qián)了 |
| 0:00:37.06, | My arm is tired. To Haley. | 我手都舉酸了 祝賀海莉 |
| 0:00:39.26, | To Haley! | 祝賀海莉 |
| 0:00:41.09, | And before everyone puts their glasses down, | 在各位放下杯子以前 |
| 0:00:43.20, | uh, uh, we're also very proud of Lily. | 我們也有莉莉的喜事宣布 |
| 0:00:45.42, | Tomorrow is her first day of kindergarten. | 明天是她第一次上幼兒園的日子 |
| 0:00:49.53, | - To Lily. - Oh, Lily. | 祝賀莉莉-莉莉 |
| 0:00:50.87, | To Lily. And you'll be impressed to know | 祝賀莉莉 你們要知道 |
| 0:00:52.45, | that she's gonna be one of the smartest girls there. | 她會(huì)是全班最聰明的小姑娘 |
| 0:00:54.01, | Lily, sweetie, what's the square root of 64? | 莉莉?qū)氊?64的平方根是幾 |
| 0:00:56.34, | 8 | 8 |
| 0:00:57.12, | Wow. Hey! | 好厲害啊 |
| 0:00:58.05, | Nice trick. | 真狡猾 |
| 0:00:58.97, | Hey, Lily, what's the square root of this potato? | 莉莉 土豆的平方根是幾 |
| 0:01:01.60, | 8 | 8 |
| 0:01:02.30, | Congratulations. You have a parrot. | 恭喜你們 養(yǎng)出只大鸚鵡來(lái) |
| 0:01:06.16, | We couldn't even get through the toast to Haley | 海莉的祝酒詞還沒(méi)結(jié)束 |
| 0:01:08.19, | before you pulled focus to Lily. | 你就讓莉莉來(lái)?yè)岋L(fēng)頭了 |
| 0:01:09.90, | Oh, come on. It's--it's a big day for both of them. Huh? | 拜托 今天是她們倆的大日子好嗎 |
| 0:01:12.67, | Haley going to college is a miracle. | 海莉能進(jìn)大學(xué)是奇跡 |
| 0:01:14.79, | Lily going to kindergarten is the law. | 莉莉進(jìn)幼兒園卻是法律強(qiáng)制規(guī)定 |
| 0:01:17.37, | Well, Haley and Lily aren't the only ones starting school. | 海莉和莉莉不是唯一開(kāi)始上學(xué)的人 |
| 0:01:20.90, | My mom and jay are going to parenting class. | 我媽和杰要去上育兒班了 |
| 0:01:23.05, | We're doing it for the baby. | 我們是為了寶寶才去的 |
| 0:01:24.33, | Not this baby. That baby. | 不是她肚子里這個(gè) 是那個(gè)活"寶" |
| 0:01:26.73, | Manny doesn't believe that we know what we're doing. | 曼尼不相信我們能盡好父母之職 |
| 0:01:29.58, | A couple of new hairs under his arm, | 腋窩的毛剛長(zhǎng)出幾根 |
| 0:01:31.41, | and now he thinks he knows more than his own mother. | 他就覺(jué)得自己比他媽懂得多了 |
| 0:01:33.77, | I know not to embarrass my son | 我至少懂得不去 |
| 0:01:35.13, | as he stands on the threshold of manhood. | 羞辱兒子青春期的正常發(fā)育現(xiàn)象 |
| 0:01:36.73, | I don't know why I have to go to this thing. | 我干嘛非要去上那個(gè)課 |
| 0:01:38.33, | In case you've forgotten, I raised two kids. | 你們應(yīng)該記得 我?guī)Т罅藘蓚€(gè)孩子 |
| 0:01:42.13, | Stop pulling my hair. | 別扯我的頭發(fā) |
| 0:01:42.89, | - Stop twisting my nipple. Ow! - Shut up. Shut up. | 別擰我的奶頭-閉嘴閉嘴 |
| 0:01:46.74, | Why look at me? It was their mother's fault. | 干嘛看我 都是他們老媽的錯(cuò) |
| 0:01:49.20, | I was barely around. | 我基本就不在家 |
| 0:01:50.38, | No! Ow, ow! | 好疼 |
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| 0:02:01.90, | 第四季 第二集 | |
| 0:02:05.56, | Haley, this is, like, the third bag | 海莉 你這些化妝用品 |
| 0:02:06.95, | of makeup and hair care products. | 和護(hù)發(fā)器材都裝滿(mǎn)第三箱了 |
| 0:02:08.30, | Dad, if you want me to get good grades, I have to look cute. | 爸 要想得高分 就得靠臉蛋 |
| 0:02:10.84, | Don't say a word. | 別吐我的槽 |
| 0:02:11.89, | No. No. I agree with that premise. | 不 我同意你那句話(huà)的假設(shè)前提 |
| 0:02:13.46, | Thank you. Wait. | 謝謝啊 等一下 |
| 0:02:16.26, | Yeah, thank you. | 好吧 謝謝你 |
| 0:02:20.23, | Claire. | 克萊爾 |
| 0:02:21.71, | In Haley's stuff, a box of condoms. | 海莉的行李里有一盒保險(xiǎn)套 |
| 0:02:24.28, | Yeah. Um, I-I bought those for her. | 是的 是我買(mǎi)給她的 |
| 0:02:26.67, | What? Why don't you just buy her some fishnet stockings | 什么 你怎么不直接給她買(mǎi)雙漁網(wǎng)襪 |
| 0:02:29.25, | and a nurse's outfit? | 再加套護(hù)士制服裝呢 |
| 0:02:30.92, | Not that that's my thing. That just popped into my head. | 我不是制服控 只是腦海突然冒出了這畫(huà)面 |
| 0:02:33.07, | Honey, she's an adult, and she's going to college. | 親愛(ài)的 她已成年了 又將去上大學(xué) |
| 0:02:35.41, | I want to be realistic. | 我必須現(xiàn)實(shí)一些 |
| 0:02:36.66, | I don't want her to get caught unprepared. | 我不希望她"套到用時(shí)方恨少" |
| 0:02:38.37, | 24 times? What, are you buying her a 4-year supply? | 24個(gè)套套 你這是準(zhǔn)備了4年份嗎 |
| 0:02:41.40, | Please. Phil, that would've lasted me | 拜托 菲爾 那才夠我 |
| 0:02:43.33, | and my college boyfriend, like, a long-- | 和大學(xué)男友來(lái)一次長(zhǎng)時(shí)間的 |
| 0:02:44.53, | La, la, la, la, la, la, la! | 不聽(tīng)不聽(tīng)不聽(tīng) |
| 0:02:47.41, | Okay, we gotta hit the road. | 好 我們?cè)撟吡?/span> |
| 0:02:49.01, | Give your sister a hug good-bye. | 你們姐妹倆擁抱再見(jiàn)吧 |
| 0:02:52.78, | Don't dork up our room. | 別把房間弄得太書(shū)呆氣了 |
| 0:02:53.92, | Don't slut up your college. | 別在大學(xué)里和同學(xué)睡成一片 |
| 0:02:59.45, | Seriously, though, don't study too hard, okay? | 說(shuō)真的 別太努力學(xué)習(xí)了 |
| 0:03:02.23, | I'm totally going to have fun. | 我會(huì)玩得很開(kāi)心的 |
| 0:03:04.08, | I'm Iceland in the mock U.N. | 我在模擬聯(lián)合國(guó)中代表冰島呢 |
| 0:03:06.90, | Mom, we're gonna lose her. | 媽 我們要失去她了 |
| 0:03:08.27, | I am doing my best. | 我會(huì)盡力阻止的 |
| 0:03:10.39, | Luke, come say good-bye to your sister. | 盧克 過(guò)來(lái)和姐姐說(shuō)再見(jiàn) |
| 0:03:12.67, | I'm right here. | 我來(lái)了 |
| 0:03:15.54, | Bye, Haley. Have fun. | 再見(jiàn)海莉 玩得開(kāi)心點(diǎn) |
| 0:03:17.76, | Don't drink too much beer and shots of tequila. | 別喝太多啤酒和龍舌蘭 |
| 0:03:20.03, | Why are you wearing that mask? | 你帶著面具干什么 |
| 0:03:22.21, | Uh, I like it. | 我喜歡 |
| 0:03:23.58, | He doesn't want you to see him cry. | 他是不想讓你看到他流淚 |
| 0:03:25.14, | He's literally masking his emotions. | 他用面具罩住了自己的情緒 |
| 0:03:26.99, | No! | 不是的 |
| 0:03:27.69, | - That's so sweet. - Come here. | 真感人-過(guò)來(lái) |
| 0:03:29.66, | It's not sweet. I'm an evil cyborg. | 沒(méi)什么感人的 我是邪惡電子人 |
| 0:03:32.37, | Half my face was burned off in an industrial accident, | 半邊臉都在工業(yè)事故中燒毀了 |
| 0:03:35.13, | and the mask is hiding the servos that control my mouth. | 面具是用來(lái)掩飾讓我的發(fā)聲設(shè)備的 |
| 0:03:40.28, | Yes, I am sad Haley is leaving, | 是的 海莉離家我很難過(guò) |
| 0:03:42.37, | but I'm gonna be okay knowing I've done everything I can | 但我很放心 因?yàn)槲乙呀?jīng)盡了一切努力 |
| 0:03:45.20, | to get her set up and prepared and off on the right foot. | 讓她萬(wàn)事俱備 即將邁出自立的第一步 |
| 0:03:49.38, | Not me. When we're standing in her dorm room saying good-bye, | 我沒(méi)有 我們?cè)谒奚嵯蛩绖e的一刻 |
| 0:03:52.19, | it's gonna be one of the most emotional moments of my life. | 將是我人生中最激動(dòng)的時(shí)刻之一 |
| 0:03:55.50, | I'm gonna cry harder than the first time I saw "Air bud"... | 我會(huì)比第一次看《神犬巴迪》哭得還厲害 |
| 0:03:59.24, | Especially when I give her this. | 尤其是在我交給她這個(gè)時(shí) |
| 0:04:02.33, | Phil's-osophy. | 《菲爾之道》 |
| 0:04:03.76, | A hardbound collection of all the life lessons I've learned, | 我總結(jié)出的人生道理精裝版 |
| 0:04:06.67, | such as... | 比如 |
| 0:04:10.62, | Always look people in the eye, | 永遠(yuǎn)直視對(duì)方的雙眼 |
| 0:04:12.82, | even if they're blind. | 哪怕對(duì)方是盲人 |
| 0:04:14.26, | Just say, 'I'm looking you in the eye.'" | 告訴他們 我正看著你的雙眼 |
| 0:04:17.62, | Or... | 或者 |
| 0:04:19.66, | If you get pulled over for speeding, | 如果你因超速被攔住 |
| 0:04:22.54, | tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea." | 告訴警察你同伴有拉肚之急" |
| 0:04:28.64, | Phil's-osophy. | 《菲爾之道》 |
| 0:04:32.47, | Look how much fun you're gonna have here, Lily. | 看看這里多好玩啊 莉莉 |
| 0:04:35.11, | So many great toys to play with, | 這么多好玩的玩具 |
| 0:04:36.94, | and you're gonna make so many new friends. | 你會(huì)交到好多朋友的 |
| 0:04:39.19, | Oh, I wish I was in kindergarten again. | 真希望我再讀一次幼兒園 |
| 0:04:40.87, | Oh, not me. Did I ever tell you about David Anthony? | 我可不要 我說(shuō)過(guò)大衛(wèi)·安東尼的事沒(méi) |
| 0:04:42.54, | He used to call me "Cam the ham." | 他以前叫我"肉卡" |
| 0:04:44.31, | - Okay, Lily's day. - Yeah, you're right. | 今天的主角是莉莉-你說(shuō)得對(duì) |
| 0:04:45.70, | You know what? It's gonna be a great day. | 知道嗎 你今天一定會(huì)很開(kāi)心 |
| 0:04:47.68, | I'm just saying, it's difficult to grow up | 不過(guò) 名字和"火腿肉"押韻 |
| 0:04:48.84, | with a name that rhymes with "ham." | 成長(zhǎng)過(guò)程就比較艱辛 |
| 0:04:50.11, | Hello? Mitch? Witch. Twitch. | 是嗎 米奇 巫氣 抽泣 |
| 0:04:52.99, | Bitch. | 賤器 |
| 0:04:54.08, | Elaine Stritch. | 伊萊恩·斯特里奇 |
| 0:04:55.24, | What? | 什么 |
| 0:04:56.01, | Not all bullies are straight. | 不是只有直男才欺負(fù)人 |
| 0:04:57.80, | Okay, parents... | 好了 各位家長(zhǎng) |
| 0:04:59.62, | Oh! We'll see you at 12:00. | 12點(diǎn)再來(lái)接孩子吧 |
| 0:05:01.54, | All right. Mm! | 穩(wěn)住 |
| 0:05:02.69, | This is when the crying starts. | 這時(shí)候眼淚就開(kāi)始止不住了 |
| 0:05:05.07, | Does it ever stop? | 有停止的時(shí)候嗎 |
| 0:05:06.44, | Come on, Cam. | 別這樣 小卡 |
| 0:05:07.42, | Okay. You know what, Lily, sweetie? | 莉莉 我的寶貝 |
| 0:05:09.35, | I know this is gonna be difficult-- | 我知道離別總是傷人心 |
| 0:05:10.77, | Bye! | 再見(jiàn) |
| 0:05:12.12, | Okay. That was a knife to the heart. | 好吧 真是一刀直戳我心 |
| 0:05:14.24, | No, it's--it's a good thing. Come on. | 別 這是好事 別這樣 |
| 0:05:16.85, | Oh, you know what? She forgot her snack. Oh. | 糟了 她忘了拿零食 |
| 0:05:20.96, | Where'd she go? | 她去哪兒了 |
| 0:05:22.58, | Ow! That hurts! Ow! That hurts! | 好疼 好疼 |
| 0:05:25.97, | Oh, Lily, honey! | 莉莉?qū)氊?/span> |
| 0:05:26.67, | Sweetheart, come here. Come here. | 寶貝 過(guò)來(lái) 快過(guò)來(lái) |
| 0:05:29.37, | If you ever put your hands on my daughter again, | 你再把你那小臟手伸向我女兒 |
| 0:05:33.20, | I will string you up by your feet, run you up the flagpole, | 我就把你倒栽蔥掛在旗桿上 |
| 0:05:35.42, | and let the birds peck out your eyes. | 讓鳥(niǎo)活生生啄出你的眼珠子來(lái) |
| 0:05:38.93, | You understand? | 你聽(tīng)懂了嗎 |
| 0:05:40.26, | Mr. Tucker, put that boy down! | 塔克先生 把那孩子放下來(lái) |
| 0:05:46.26, | He pulled my daughter's hair. | 他拉了我女兒的頭發(fā) |
| 0:05:47.79, | Please apologize to Connor | 請(qǐng)你向康納道歉 |
| 0:05:49.47, | for using your hands instead of your words. | 因?yàn)槟銊?dòng)了手 而非動(dòng)口 |
| 0:05:53.53, | Sorry, little fella. | 對(duì)不起了 小家伙 |
| 0:05:55.67, | I would like to see you in my office. Right. | 請(qǐng)你們到我辦公室來(lái) |
| 0:05:57.66, | - Now, please. - Me, too? Oh. | 現(xiàn)在就來(lái)-我也要去嗎 |
| 0:06:07.68, | Stop it. Leave him alone. | 夠了 別惹他了 |
| 0:06:17.56, | Mr. Tucker, what happened out there was unacceptable. | 塔克先生 剛才的事是不可接受的 |
| 0:06:19.78, | I agree. Is this kindergarten or "The hunger games"? | 我同意 這是幼兒園還是饑餓游戲啊 |
| 0:06:22.31, | I'm speaking of your behavior. | 我說(shuō)的是你的行為 |
| 0:06:24.13, | We've never had an incident like this, | 我們從沒(méi)遇到這種事 |
| 0:06:25.62, | and now we've had one on the first day, | 現(xiàn)在開(kāi)學(xué)第一天就發(fā)生了 |
| 0:06:27.23, | Before circle time. | 還沒(méi)到班級(jí)集合時(shí)間呢 |
| 0:06:28.90, | What the fudge were you thinking? | 你們到底在想什么 |
| 0:06:30.52, | Now the boy's parents are coming in, and trust me, | 現(xiàn)在這孩子的家長(zhǎng)也來(lái)了 相信我 |
| 0:06:32.51, | they're mad as hello kitty. | 她們簡(jiǎn)直是憤怒的凱蒂貓 |
| 0:06:33.94, | Oh, you told his parents on us? | 你向他家長(zhǎng)告狀啦 |
| 0:06:36.56, | That is--that is so not cool. | 這實(shí)在 太不夠意思了 |
| 0:06:38.12, | Well, I'm sure once they hear what their boy did, | 我相信一旦他們聽(tīng)到自己兒子的所為 |
| 0:06:39.52, | they will be understanding. | 他們也會(huì)理解的 |
| 0:06:42.15, | All right, whoever made our son cry | 哪個(gè)吃了雄心豹子膽 |
| 0:06:43.70, | has messed with the wrong moms. | 敢惹我們家寶貝兒子 |
| 0:06:47.22, | Lesbians. | 拉拉們 |
| 0:06:49.17, | While often lumped together, gay men and lesbians | 雖然基佬和拉拉常被人扯在一起 |
| 0:06:51.46, | have less in common than one might think. | 但實(shí)際我們之間并沒(méi)有什么交集 |
| 0:06:53.49, | Like in the Venn Diagram of sexual identity, | 就好比性別認(rèn)同的交集圖 |
| 0:06:56.47, | You have gay men... | 我是基佬 |
| 0:06:57.77, | And straight men. | 我是直男 |
| 0:06:59.81, | Both the same gender. | 我們性別一樣 |
| 0:07:01.58, | Then you have gay men... | 我是基佬 |
| 0:07:03.26, | And straight women. | 我是直女 |
| 0:07:04.97, | Both attracted to the same gender. | 我們都愛(ài)男人 |
| 0:07:07.53, | But gay men and lesbians? | 可基佬和拉拉們呢 |
| 0:07:10.50, | No. | 不行 |
| 0:07:11.13, | Nothing. | 毫無(wú)交集 |
| 0:07:12.61, | I am so sorry we have to meet like this, | 抱歉以這種方式和你們見(jiàn)面 |
| 0:07:14.94, | but I'm sure you can understand, as parents, | 但我想同為家長(zhǎng) 你們可以理解 |
| 0:07:16.72, | the instinct to protect your child. | 保護(hù)自己孩子的那種本能 |
| 0:07:19.21, | Yeah, it's what makes me want to punch you in the neck right now. | 是啊 所以我想一拳狠狠砸在你脖子上 |
| 0:07:21.66, | Wow. I see where your son gets all of his aggression. | 哇 我終于明白你兒子的暴力傾向源自何處了 |
| 0:07:24.03, | Okay, let's all take a time-out. | 好了 二位都消消火吧 |
| 0:07:25.88, | That's a good idea. This is getting a little heated. | 真是個(gè)好主意 戰(zhàn)火燒得有點(diǎn)大 |
| 0:07:27.73, | Yeah, Pam, | 是啊 帕姆 |
| 0:07:28.46, | we don't want another incident like at the lumberyard. | 別又鬧出上次在木材場(chǎng)那樣的事故 |
| 0:07:31.09, | Oh, my god. You guys go to the lumberyard, too? D-- | 天啊 你們也去木材場(chǎng)啊 |
| 0:07:33.94, | I didn't know they had a ladies' night. | 我不知道那兒也辦"女士之夜"呢 |
| 0:07:35.63, | Not the bar, sally. | 不是說(shuō)"木材場(chǎng)酒吧" 蠢蛋 |
| 0:07:37.34, | Okay, you know what? He's trying to be nice, | 其實(shí) 他是想友善示好 |
| 0:07:39.24, | And you just called him "Sally." | 你卻叫他蠢蛋 |
| 0:07:40.54, | Yeah, you're not being very helpful, peppermint patty. | 是啊 你簡(jiǎn)直是越幫越亂 小甜心 |
| 0:07:42.72, | Okay. Let's just stick to our actual names. | 好吧 我們就叫真名好嗎 |
| 0:07:44.57, | Enough. | 夠了 |
| 0:07:45.72, | I'm gonna give you a little homework assignment. | 我要給你們分配一項(xiàng)家庭作業(yè) |
| 0:07:47.94, | I want you and your kids to have a family playdate. | 我希望你們和孩子們一起來(lái)個(gè)家庭歡聚會(huì) |
| 0:07:50.96, | Maybe if the four of you can get along, | 如果你們四個(gè)可以和睦相處 |
| 0:07:52.26, | You can set a better example for your children. | 也可以為孩子們樹(shù)立個(gè)好榜樣 |
| 0:07:54.57, | I think that's a wonderful idea. Pam? | 我覺(jué)得那是個(gè)好主意 帕姆 |
| 0:07:57.67, | Fine.-Cam? | 好吧-小卡 |
| 0:07:58.95, | Fine. We'll host, obviously. | 好吧 不過(guò)顯然是由我們來(lái)主持 |
| 0:08:00.86, | Obviously? | 顯然嗎 |
| 0:08:01.70, | I assume you have an unfinished woodworking project at your house. | 我猜想你們家一定還有木工活沒(méi)做完吧 |
| 0:08:04.28, | You've got a lot of nerve. | 你真是膽大 出言放肆 |
| 0:08:05.57, | Yeah, and you've got half a canoe in our living room. | 是啊 你做了半個(gè)獨(dú)木舟還在我們家客廳里呢 |
| 0:08:09.38, | I look forward to your frittata. | 我很期待嘗嘗你們做的餡餅 |
| 0:08:11.30, | Oh. Why, are you visiting us in 2008? | 那么老套的東西 你當(dāng)現(xiàn)在是2008年啊 |
| 0:08:13.53, | Oh, my god. | 老天啊 |
| 0:08:21.23, | You have some explaining to do. | 你得好好解釋一下為什么生個(gè)黑娃了 |
| 0:08:23.16, | I'm so sorry that you had to find out like this, Jay. | 我很抱歉娃出生了你才發(fā)現(xiàn)我的奸情 杰 |
| 0:08:27.43, | Wow, you two are really far along. | 哇 你肚子那么大了 懷孕挺久了吧 |
| 0:08:29.54, | We're, uh, we're still in our first trimester. | 我們才剛剛處于懷孕前三個(gè)月 |
| 0:08:31.70, | Ay, that's nice. | 真好 |
| 0:08:32.94, | Yeah, we've been trying to get pregnant for ages. | 是啊 我們多年來(lái)一直都在努力生個(gè)孩子 |
| 0:08:35.00, | She's Latina. You just gotta look at her funny. | 她是拉丁人 做個(gè)鬼臉笑笑都能懷孕 |
| 0:08:38.36, | Okay, now that everyone has their doll, | 好了 現(xiàn)在大家手上都有娃娃了 |
| 0:08:41.91, | Let's talk about swaddling. | 我們先來(lái)講一下怎么包孩子 |
| 0:08:43.70, | Now you want to start by turning one corner of the blanket | 首先 你們要把毯子的一角 |
| 0:08:46.45, | toward you, like a diamond, | 折向自己 折個(gè)菱形 |
| 0:08:48.48, | And folding the top down, | 從上面折起來(lái) |
| 0:08:51.35, | Like this. | 就像這樣 |
| 0:08:52.72, | I think they made a mistake at the hospital. | 我覺(jué)得醫(yī)院把我們的孩子搞錯(cuò)了 |
| 0:08:57.79, | Tough room. | 全教室的人都沒(méi)笑點(diǎn) |
| 0:08:58.98, | Now we are going to pull the other corner 'round, | 然后將另外一個(gè)角折過(guò)來(lái) |
| 0:09:02.19, | And tuck it in nice and snug | 整齊服帖地掖到一起 |
| 0:09:05.24, | Like a burrito. | 就像玉米煎餅一樣 |
| 0:09:06.28, | Done! I win. | 完成 我勝了 |
| 0:09:08.79, | It's not a race. | 這不是比賽 |
| 0:09:09.90, | You're darn right. It wasn't even close. | 你說(shuō)得太對(duì)了 跟比賽差遠(yuǎn)了 |
| 0:09:14.89, | Okay, it's good, but it's a little tight. | 好吧 你包得不錯(cuò) 但有點(diǎn)太緊了 |
| 0:09:18.14, | It's a burrito. You don't want the meat to fall out. | 是你說(shuō)玉米煎餅的啊 不能讓里面的肉掉出來(lái) |
| 0:09:20.88, | Here. And try like this. | 看著 像這樣 |
| 0:09:25.58, | And see? | 瞧見(jiàn)了嗎 |
| 0:09:27.92, | Now your baby can breathe. | 現(xiàn)在你們的寶寶可以呼吸了 |
| 0:09:31.93, | I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. | 我一手開(kāi)車(chē) 一手都能將我兒子包好 |
| 0:09:35.62, | I think I know how to keep a baby safe. | 我很清楚該怎樣保證寶寶的安全 |
| 0:09:41.42, | Man, I love being back in the dorms. | 天啊 我真喜歡重歸宿舍的感覺(jué) |
| 0:09:43.41, | It's like I never left. | 就像我從未離開(kāi)過(guò) |
| 0:09:45.94, | Throw up a David Copperfield poster, | 貼張大衛(wèi)·科波菲爾的海報(bào) |
| 0:09:47.36, | this could be my room. | 簡(jiǎn)直就跟我的宿舍一模一樣 |
| 0:09:49.06, | Honey, Haley and I have to go fill out some paperwork. | 親愛(ài)的 我陪海莉去填一些文件 |
| 0:09:51.56, | Why don't you throw the linens on the bed? | 你就把亞麻衣服放床上吧 |
| 0:09:53.97, | - Oh, and move the car before they tow us. - Okay. | -然后把車(chē)挪個(gè)位置 別被拖走了 -好 |
| 0:09:56.41, | Oh, my god. What is that shirt?! | 老天啊 你那T恤是怎么回事 |
| 0:09:57.79, | Pretty sweet, huh? "Haley Dunphy moving co." | 超有愛(ài)的吧 海莉·鄧菲搬家公司 |
| 0:10:00.33, | cause we're moving you here and here. | 因?yàn)槲覀円涯?quot;搬"到這里 上面也是 |
| 0:10:02.92, | And also... | 還有... |
| 0:10:04.91, | Here. | 心里 |
| 0:10:06.71, | Man, you used to love it when we swung you like that. | 女兒 以前你可喜歡拉著我們的手蕩秋千了 |
| 0:10:09.35, | I bet we could still do it. | 我覺(jué)得現(xiàn)在還是可以做的吧 |
| 0:10:10.87, | - Yeah! - Yeah. | 是啊-是啊 |
| 0:10:11.99, | Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. | 噢不不不不 |
| 0:10:13.21, | Don't you dare pick me up! And take that shirt off. | 你們敢來(lái)拉我 還有 趕快把那衣服脫了 |
| 0:10:14.99, | - What? Why? - It's cute! | -什么 為什么 -多有愛(ài)啊 |
| 0:10:17.21, | It's not cute! Do you see what's happening out there? | 一點(diǎn)都沒(méi)有愛(ài) 你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)現(xiàn)在的狀況嗎 |
| 0:10:19.55, | People are walking around and judging each other. | 大家都轉(zhuǎn)來(lái)轉(zhuǎn)去互相吐槽鄙視 |
| 0:10:21.73, | No, they're not. | 不 才沒(méi)有呢 |
| 0:10:22.86, | Oh, really? | 是嗎 |
| 0:10:23.45, | You didn't see the way | 你們沒(méi)看見(jiàn) |
| 0:10:24.04, | muffin top across the hall was looking at me? | 大廳對(duì)面向我投來(lái)的各種淫邪眼光嗎 |
| 0:10:25.49, | People can be cruel. So take it off. | 大學(xué)生的嘴是很惡毒的 趕緊脫下來(lái) |
| 0:10:28.53, | Fine. | 好吧 |
| 0:10:31.75, | Oh, my god! Put on a shirt! | 天啊 快把衣服穿上 |
| 0:10:33.29, | I don't know what you want from me! | 我不知道你到底想讓我搞哪樣 |
| 0:10:35.23, | You only get one chance at a first impression. | 第一印象一旦定下就無(wú)法更改 |
| 0:10:37.85, | I suggest Julia Child, because it's easy to do." | 我建議模仿廚神茱莉亞 因?yàn)槟呛芎?jiǎn)單 |
| 0:10:41.97, | Save the giblets. | 留著內(nèi)臟別扔 |
| 0:10:46.27, | Time to go to the beach! | 該去沙灘了 |
| 0:10:47.62, | You're gonna go to the beach with a dog? | 你想帶著狗去沙灘嗎 |
| 0:10:49.93, | I don't know what I did | 我真不知道我干了什么好事 |
| 0:10:50.78, | - to deserve this. - Yeah. | 得到這樣一個(gè)好孩子-是啊 |
| 0:10:52.76, | I want to show Connor my toys. | 我想帶康納去看我的玩具 |
| 0:10:54.53, | Oh, okay. You do that, sweetie. | 好啊 去吧 寶貝 |
| 0:10:56.17, | Hey, Connor, uh, no hair pulling. | 嘿 康納 別再扯人家頭發(fā)了 |
| 0:10:58.44, | Thank you for that. | 謝謝你 |
| 0:10:59.62, | Okay, we have an assortment of spring rolls here. | 好了 我做了各種春卷 |
| 0:11:03.38, | All vegetarian, of course. | 都是素餡的 當(dāng)然了 |
| 0:11:05.18, | Oh, 'cause I'm a lesbian, I'm automatically a vegetarian? | 因?yàn)槲沂抢?我就肯定是個(gè)素食主義者嗎 |
| 0:11:08.26, | Well, I saw it on "The L word." | 我在《拉字至上》那部劇中看到的 |
| 0:11:08.98, | I assume they have consultants. | 人家編劇也不是亂編的吧 |
| 0:11:10.44, | I'm just saying it's an offensive stereotype. | 我想說(shuō) 那是世人對(duì)拉拉冒犯性的刻板印象 |
| 0:11:12.21, | Okay, Pam, you are a vegetarian. | 夠了 帕姆 你確實(shí)是素食主義者啊 |
| 0:11:15.72, | Knock it off. | 別裝了吧 |
| 0:11:16.52, | Worked out. | 碰對(duì)了 |
| 0:11:18.62, | Yeah. So glad that we are doing this. | 是啊 真高興我們可以這樣和睦地相處 |
| 0:11:21.00, | - Yeah. Yeah, me, too. - Yeah. | -是啊 我也是 -是啊 |
| 0:11:22.84, | I mean, we're the only gay parents in the class. | 我們是班里唯一的同性戀家長(zhǎng) |
| 0:11:24.90, | Yeah, we should be supporting one another. | 是啊 我們?cè)摶ハ嘀С植艑?duì) |
| 0:11:26.43, | I mean, we have so much in common. | 我是說(shuō) 我們有那么多共同點(diǎn) |
| 0:11:28.27, | Exactly. | 就是啊 |
| 0:11:33.36, | So... | 所以 |
| 0:11:35.16, | Tell us about yourselves. | 介紹一下你們自己吧 |
| 0:11:36.23, | I'm an environmental lawyer. | 我是個(gè)環(huán)保法律師 |
| 0:11:38.04, | Uh, and I'm a homemaker. | 我是個(gè)家庭主夫 |
| 0:11:41.72, | And--and, uh, and what do you do? | 你 你們是干什么的 |
| 0:11:43.22, | I'm a financial consultant. | 我是個(gè)理財(cái)顧問(wèn) |
| 0:11:45.06, | I'm a contractor. | 我是個(gè)承包商 |
| 0:11:48.63, | You thought I was a P.E. teacher? | 你以為我是個(gè)體育老師嗎 |
| 0:11:50.31, | Well, figured. | 猜的 |
| 0:11:51.40, | Hey, I have a question real quick. | 我有個(gè)小問(wèn)題要問(wèn) |
| 0:11:52.46, | How do you guys get the car seat on the motorcycle? | 你們是怎么把兒童座椅綁上摩托車(chē)的 |
| 0:11:54.53, | Uh, you know, Connor is having a birthday next week. | 話(huà)說(shuō) 康納的生日會(huì)就在下周 |
| 0:11:57.01, | Maybe Lily would like to come. | 不知道莉莉愿不愿意去 |
| 0:11:58.32, | Oh, she would love that. | 她一定非常樂(lè)意 |
| 0:11:59.51, | Oh, great. Are you guys having a clown? | 真好 你們要請(qǐng)小丑嗎 |
| 0:12:01.08, | Oh, god, no. | 天啊 當(dāng)然不要 |
| 0:12:02.34, | I hate clowns they're so creepy. | 我最討厭小丑了 慎得慌 |
| 0:12:04.64, | Maybe you just don't like them because they wear makeup. | 你不喜歡 或許是因?yàn)樗麄儠?huì)化妝吧 |
| 0:12:08.33, | You know what? I'm out. | 算了 我走了 |
| 0:12:10.23, | Okay.-Pam. | 好吧-帕姆 |
| 0:12:11.21, | Connor, we're leaving! | 康納 我們要走了 |
| 0:12:12.24, | - You--you don't understand. - Pam! Pam! | 你誤會(huì)了-帕姆 帕姆 |
| 0:12:13.72, | Cam used to be a clown. | 小卡曾經(jīng)是個(gè)小丑 |
| 0:12:14.67, | Used to be? Once a clown, always a clown. | 曾經(jīng)嗎 一日為小丑 終身為小丑 |
| 0:12:16.20, | God! Not now! Not now! | 天啊 別現(xiàn)在發(fā)作 別挑現(xiàn)在 |
| 0:12:18.27, | Connor, let's go. | 康納 我們走了 |
| 0:12:19.52, | Pam. | 帕姆 |
| 0:12:24.39, | Why is this door locked? | 為什么門(mén)是鎖著的 |
| 0:12:25.27, | Here. Let me, please. | 過(guò)來(lái) 讓我來(lái) |
| 0:12:27.31, | Lily, open this door right now. | 莉莉 立刻把門(mén)打開(kāi) |
| 0:12:30.29, | Okay. I'm not hearing anything. | 好吧 里面一點(diǎn)聲音都沒(méi)有 |
| 0:12:32.22, | I'm sure they're fine. | 我確定他們平安無(wú)事的 |
| 0:12:33.41, | Oh, how are you sure? | 你怎么確定的 |
| 0:12:35.70, | Connor! | 康納 |
| 0:12:36.57, | - Lily! - Connor! | 莉莉-康納 |
| 0:12:37.91, | Lily! | 莉莉 |
| 0:12:45.65, | Make the water comfortably warm | 將水溫調(diào)到舒適的溫度 |
| 0:12:47.86, | 90 to 100 degrees max. | 最多90-100華氏度 |
| 0:12:50.27, | And never leave the tub unsupervised. | 千萬(wàn)別將寶寶一個(gè)人放在澡盆里 |
| 0:12:55.70, | Is there something you two want to share with the class? | 你們有什么好笑的事要跟全班人分享一下嗎 |
| 0:12:58.21, | No. It's dirty. | 沒(méi)有 是下流的笑話(huà) |
| 0:13:00.45, | Excuse me. We're trying to learn here. | 不好意思 你們不學(xué)我們還想學(xué)呢 |
| 0:13:02.91, | Don't worry so much. Babies are tougher than you think. | 別太擔(dān)心 寶寶們是很強(qiáng)悍的 |
| 0:13:06.88, | When I was 5 years old, my babysitter was a goat. | 我5歲的時(shí)候 我的保姆是只山羊 |
| 0:13:09.88, | What? | 什么 |
| 0:13:10.77, | Ay, please. You know about Lupe. | 別驚訝 我跟你說(shuō)過(guò)洛佩的啊 |
| 0:13:12.56, | You never said she was a goat. | 你從來(lái)沒(méi)說(shuō)她是只山羊 |
| 0:13:13.70, | You know, it's great that we have | 其實(shí) 班里能有一對(duì) |
| 0:13:14.87, | a couple of experienced parents in the class. | 有經(jīng)驗(yàn)的父母是件好事 |
| 0:13:18.13, | Perhaps you can share some of your wisdom with the rest of us. | 或許你們可以和大家分享一下你們的育兒經(jīng) |
| 0:13:21.60, | Absolutely. It's not rocket science. | 必須的 又不是造火箭那種高科技 |
| 0:13:23.46, | It's babies. They're hungry, you feed 'em. | 不就是寶寶嘛 餓了 你就喂 |
| 0:13:25.22, | They're teething, you give 'em some scotch. | 他們出牙的時(shí)候 就喂他們喝蘇格蘭酒 |
| 0:13:26.76, | Scotch? | 蘇格蘭酒 |
| 0:13:27.32, | Really? Are you serious? | 真的嗎 當(dāng)真嗎 |
| 0:13:28.93, | What? | 怎么了 |
| 0:13:30.50, | So we left. | 然后我們就離開(kāi)了 |
| 0:13:31.56, | I didn't need a lecture from Mary Poppins. | 我可不需要那個(gè)人來(lái)教導(dǎo)我 |
| 0:13:33.72, | And I was suddenly in a mood for a burrito. | 而我突然想去吃玉米煎餅了 |
| 0:13:43.81, | I'd like admission to your student body. | 請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我"進(jìn)入"你學(xué)生般的嬌嫩身體 |
| 0:13:46.50, | Oh, my goodness! | 噢 老天啊 |
| 0:13:47.35, | I am so sorry. I thought you were my wife. | 我很抱歉 我以為你是我妻子 |
| 0:13:49.05, | What's going on? | 發(fā)生什么事了 |
| 0:13:49.88, | He grabbed me and said-- | 他抓了我 而且說(shuō) |
| 0:13:51.49, | I thought she was my wife. My wife works out a lot. | 我以為你是我老婆 我老婆經(jīng)常健身的 |
| 0:13:53.41, | Dad? | 老爸 |
| 0:13:54.56, | How'd he grab you? | 他怎么抓你的 |
| 0:13:55.45, | He squeezed my butt. | 他捏了我的屁股 |
| 0:13:57.58, | He what? | 他什么 |
| 0:13:58.15, | - Phil! - I thought it was you! | 菲爾-我以為那是你 |
| 0:14:00.11, | Believe me, sir. I'm a respected realtor. | 相信我 先生 我是個(gè)受人尊敬的房產(chǎn)中介 |
| 0:14:02.07, | This is an innocent mistake. | 我絕對(duì)是無(wú)心之過(guò) |
| 0:14:03.16, | Honey, turn around and show him your--your butt. | 親愛(ài)的 轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去 讓他看看你的屁股 |
| 0:14:04.91, | - It--it's uncanny. - Dad. | 簡(jiǎn)直讓人不可思議-爸 |
| 0:14:06.49, | I am very normal. Please do not judge me based on them. | 我很正常的 千萬(wàn)別認(rèn)為上梁不正下梁歪 |
| 0:14:09.17, | Are those your my little pony sheets? | 那是你的小馬床單嗎 |
| 0:14:10.80, | What? No! | 什么 不 |
| 0:14:12.77, | I ordered them online. | 我在網(wǎng)上淘的 |
| 0:14:14.01, | They must've sent the wrong ones. I'm very sorry. | 肯定是發(fā)錯(cuò)了圖案 非常抱歉 |
| 0:14:15.31, | That's what was in the box. | 直接從箱子里拿出來(lái)的 |
| 0:14:19.80, | Okay. | 好吧 |
| 0:14:20.78, | Uh, for the record, I am a respected realtor. | 我澄清下 我是個(gè)受人尊敬的房產(chǎn)中介 |
| 0:14:24.35, | Those are not my condoms. | 那些不是我的安全套 |
| 0:14:26.02, | She bought 'em. | 她買(mǎi)的 |
| 0:14:27.31, | Oh, my god. | 我的天 |
| 0:14:28.26, | Apparently, that's what people do these days-- | 很顯然 如今的家長(zhǎng)就會(huì)這么做 |
| 0:14:29.91, | Buy condoms for their kids. | 給自己的孩子買(mǎi)安全套 |
| 0:14:31.74, | When I went to college, | 我上大學(xué)的時(shí)候 |
| 0:14:32.31, | my parents bought me a bicycle helmet. | 我爸媽給我買(mǎi)的是單車(chē)安全頭盔 |
| 0:14:33.78, | That was their idea of safety. | 那是他們對(duì)安全的概念 |
| 0:14:35.31, | Certainly didn't need condoms. | 顯然不需要安全套 |
| 0:14:36.44, | Mm, not if you were wearing | 你戴著單車(chē)安全頭盔 |
| 0:14:37.29, | a bike helmet around campus, you didn't. Am I right? | 在校園里溜達(dá)當(dāng)然用不上安全套了 對(duì)嗎 |
| 0:14:41.56, | Why don't we let you guys finish, | 你們先收拾好吧 |
| 0:14:43.40, | and we'll come back later? | 我們等下再來(lái) |
| 0:14:45.04, | Okay. | 好的 |
| 0:14:46.08, | Yeah. | 就這樣 |
| 0:14:46.63, | Yep. | 好 |
| 0:14:47.92, | Yeah, that sounds good. | 好 這主意好 |
| 0:14:49.54, | See you on parents weekend! | 周末家長(zhǎng)活動(dòng)時(shí)見(jiàn)啦 |
| 0:14:52.67, | They seem nice. | 他們看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)哦 |
| 0:14:54.40, | - Guys, I-- - I know. I know. | -爸媽 我 -我知道 我知道 |
| 0:14:55.80, | Look, we need to reorganize a little. | 我們需要重新整理下 |
| 0:14:57.30, | Your dad will go out and get us some new sheets. | 你爸出去買(mǎi)新的床單 |
| 0:14:59.40, | You and I can hang up all the pictures on the walls. | 我們可以把照片掛在墻上 |
| 0:15:01.78, | You know what? I think it's best if you guys get going. | 知道嗎 我覺(jué)得你們最好還是離開(kāi) |
| 0:15:04.91, | But we--we wanted to help you, sweetie. | 但我們想幫你 親愛(ài)的 |
| 0:15:06.64, | No, I got it. | 不 我可以的 |
| 0:15:07.85, | W-what if you wanna move the furniture around? | 如果你想把家具挪個(gè)地方呢 |
| 0:15:09.54, | And we were gonna take you to dinner before we left. | 我們想在離開(kāi)前帶你去吃晚餐 |
| 0:15:11.52, | I like the furniture where it is, and I'm not hungry. | 我喜歡家具現(xiàn)在的擺放位置 而且我也不餓 |
| 0:15:14.04, | So... | 所以... |
| 0:15:15.17, | Okay.-Okay. | 好的-好吧 |
| 0:15:16.55, | Um, well, uh, before we leave, | 那個(gè) 在我們離開(kāi)前 |
| 0:15:18.82, | I wanted to give you a little present. | 我要送你一樣小禮物 |
| 0:15:20.33, | It's actually not a little present. | 其實(shí)不是什么小禮物 |
| 0:15:21.68, | It's probably the best present you're ever gonna get. | 有可能是你這輩子收到的最好禮物 |
| 0:15:24.89, | - It's a collection of all the things I've learned-- - Thanks. | 這是我的人生感悟精選集-多謝 |
| 0:15:29.56, | Attention. | 請(qǐng)注意 |
| 0:15:30.36, | Dorm meeting in the common room. | 宿舍會(huì)議在公共休息室舉行 |
| 0:15:31.98, | Okay, so... | 好啦 |
| 0:15:33.54, | I better go. | 我要去開(kāi)會(huì)了 |
| 0:15:34.88, | - I know. - Okay. | 我知道-去吧 |
| 0:15:35.75, | Okay, come here. That's my girl. | 過(guò)來(lái)抱抱 我的寶貝女兒 |
| 0:15:38.95, | - Let me get in there. - Okay. | 給老爸抱下-好 |
| 0:15:40.86, | - All right. - Bye! | 好啦-拜 |
| 0:15:42.19, | Bye. | 拜 |
| 0:15:45.92, | The most amazing things that can happen to a human being | 作為人來(lái)說(shuō)可以遇到的最美妙的事情 |
| 0:15:49.39, | will happen to you | 你也會(huì)遇到 |
| 0:15:50.97, | if you just lower your expectations." | 只要你降低期望值 |
| 0:15:55.37, | Oh, they've got something over the hole. | 他們把鎖孔也擋住了 |
| 0:15:57.43, | - Lily! - Connor! | 莉莉-康納 |
| 0:15:59.38, | We can't see anything from outside. | 從外面什么也看不見(jiàn) |
| 0:16:00.65, | The curtains are closed. | 窗簾關(guān)上了 |
| 0:16:02.67, | Open up, Connor! We'll let you have a hot dog! | 開(kāi)門(mén) 康納 開(kāi)門(mén)了就給你吃熱狗 |
| 0:16:05.71, | What if something happened to them? | 如果他們出了事怎么辦 |
| 0:16:07.11, | What kind of hazards do you keep in there? | 里面有沒(méi)有什么危險(xiǎn)物品 |
| 0:16:08.73, | Well, let's see. That's where we keep our gun collection, | 我想想 我們?cè)诶锩娣胖鴺屩詹?/span> |
| 0:16:10.53, | our abandoned refrigerator, | 我們家的廢棄冰箱 |
| 0:16:11.73, | and our chocolate-covered hypodermic needles. | 還有涂滿(mǎn)巧克力的皮下注射針 |
| 0:16:13.20, | Why are gay men always so sarcastic? | 為什么基佬說(shuō)話(huà)總是冷嘲熱諷的 |
| 0:16:14.93, | It's my coping mechanism! | 那是我的應(yīng)對(duì)機(jī)制 |
| 0:16:16.04, | Okay, that's it! | 夠了 |
| 0:16:17.45, | Lily, Connor, if you can hear me, | 莉莉 康納 如果你們能聽(tīng)到 |
| 0:16:20.02, | back away from the door. I'm gonna break it down. | 離門(mén)遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn) 我要撞門(mén)了 |
| 0:16:22.01, | I'll help you. | 我來(lái)幫你 |
| 0:16:22.59, | I don't want Connor to go! | 我不要康納走 |
| 0:16:24.72, | I wanna stay! | 我要留下 |
| 0:16:26.12, | Oh, thank god they're alive! | 謝天謝地他們還活著 |
| 0:16:27.66, | I love him! | 我愛(ài)他 |
| 0:16:28.73, | No, you love the idea of him. Now open this door, sweetie. | 不 你只是喜歡這個(gè)想法 快開(kāi)門(mén) 寶貝 |
| 0:16:32.31, | Can we really have hot dogs? | 我們真的可以吃熱狗嗎 |
| 0:16:34.39, | Yes, we promise. | 是的 我保證 |
| 0:16:38.09, | Oh! Come here, sweetheart. | 快過(guò)來(lái) 小甜心 |
| 0:16:39.62, | If you ask me... | 要我說(shuō) |
| 0:16:40.74, | Sometimes we get so hang up on our differences. | 有時(shí)候我們太過(guò)關(guān)注我們的差異 |
| 0:16:43.43, | We forget there's one thing that we have in common. | 我們忘記了彼此最大的共同點(diǎn) |
| 0:16:45.70, | When it comes to the safety and well-being of our children, | 當(dāng)涉及到我們孩子的安全與幸福時(shí) |
| 0:16:48.81, | we're all a little bit nuts. | 我們都會(huì)抓狂 |
| 0:16:52.14, | You have dainty little hands, just like your daughter. | 你的纖纖小玉手和你的女兒一樣 |
| 0:16:54.63, | You have boots like my dad. | 你的大腳丫子跟我爸一樣 |
| 0:16:57.99, | I'm not saying that the goat put me to sleep or brushed my teeth. | 我又沒(méi)說(shuō)那只山羊哄我睡覺(jué)給我刷牙 |
| 0:17:01.86, | It just stayed outside my bedroom window | 它只是待在我的臥室窗戶(hù)外面 |
| 0:17:04.11, | and scared all the strangers away. | 嚇跑所有的陌生人 |
| 0:17:05.81, | Well, I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little disappointed. | 我不打算說(shuō)謊 我有點(diǎn)失望 |
| 0:17:07.86, | Hey, kid! | 嘿 孩子 |
| 0:17:09.13, | Jay, mom, how was class? | 杰 媽 課上得怎么樣 |
| 0:17:11.42, | It was great. It was very educating and-- | 非常棒 非常有教育意義 |
| 0:17:14.33, | And now we know everything about the baby, no? | 現(xiàn)在我們了解了關(guān)于寶寶的一切 對(duì)嗎 |
| 0:17:17.70, | Interesting, because your teacher called, | 有意思 因?yàn)槟銈兊睦蠋煷螂娫?huà)來(lái) |
| 0:17:20.09, | and you forgot your sunglasses when you left... | 你離開(kāi)時(shí)忘了拿太陽(yáng)鏡 |
| 0:17:22.49, | Three hours early. | 三小時(shí)之前 |
| 0:17:25.04, | Ay, Manny, don't be mad. | 曼尼 別生氣 |
| 0:17:26.25, | I'm not mad. Just disappointed. | 我沒(méi)生氣 只是失望而已 |
| 0:17:29.32, | I hate this. I prefer when he screams. | 我討厭這樣 他尖叫我還好受些 |
| 0:17:31.64, | Manny, it's no big deal. | 曼尼 沒(méi)什么大不了的 |
| 0:17:33.19, | They weren't telling us anything we didn't already know. | 他們教的我們都已經(jīng)知道了 |
| 0:17:35.54, | We're going to have a baby. | 馬上就有寶寶要出世了 |
| 0:17:36.87, | Am I the only one who's terrified? | 難道只有我一個(gè)人害怕嗎 |
| 0:17:38.46, | But why? | 為什么呢 |
| 0:17:40.20, | Why are you so terrified? | 你為什么這么害怕呢 |
| 0:17:42.36, | What if it doesn't know not to pick up knives | 如果寶寶不知道不該拿刀 |
| 0:17:44.20, | or stick its finger in an electric socket? | 或是把手指插進(jìn)了電插孔怎么辦 |
| 0:17:46.19, | You were pretty lax, mom. | 你是個(gè)很馬虎的人 媽 |
| 0:17:47.75, | I was the one who told you | 是我告訴你 |
| 0:17:48.82, | to turn the pot handles towards the stove | 把水壺手柄轉(zhuǎn)向爐子 |
| 0:17:50.27, | so I couldn't reach them. | 這樣我就夠不著了 |
| 0:17:51.23, | Manny, I didn't worry about those things | 曼尼 我不操心這些事情 |
| 0:17:53.07, | because you worried for the both of us. | 因?yàn)橛心闾嫖覀儍蓚€(gè)操心 |
| 0:17:55.57, | What if this baby doesn't think things through? | 如果這個(gè)寶寶考慮事情不周全呢 |
| 0:17:57.63, | It's part Jay. | 有杰的遺傳在里面 |
| 0:17:58.54, | No offense taken. | 就當(dāng)你沒(méi)傷到我吧 |
| 0:18:00.97, | If the baby's different, we'll be different. | 如果寶寶和你不一樣 那我們的表現(xiàn)也會(huì)不一樣 |
| 0:18:03.47, | Hey. | 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) |
| 0:18:05.43, | When you were growing up, | 你成長(zhǎng)的時(shí)候 |
| 0:18:06.42, | you had to be the man of the house and the kid. | 必須身兼家里的頂梁柱與小孩兩個(gè)角色 |
| 0:18:08.71, | Now I'm here. You just have to be the kid. | 現(xiàn)在有我 你只要做小孩就行了 |
| 0:18:11.25, | I'm not gonna let anything happen to the baby, | 我不會(huì)讓寶寶出任何事 |
| 0:18:13.48, | just like I'm not ever gonna let anything happen to you. | 就好像我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)讓你出任何事一樣 |
| 0:18:16.72, | Okay? | 好嗎 |
| 0:18:18.14, | Okay. That is a load off. | 好吧 真是松了口氣 |
| 0:18:21.13, | Although you forgot to pick me up last week after tango class. | 不過(guò)上周探戈課結(jié)束后 你們可是忘了接我 |
| 0:18:24.50, | We didn't forget. We were just ten minutes late. | 我們沒(méi)忘 我們只是遲了十分鐘 |
| 0:18:26.94, | Ten minutes is a long time in a sketchy neighborhood. | 在不安全社區(qū)十分鐘可是一段漫長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間 |
| 0:18:28.83, | Please. It was between a gymboree | 得了 教室旁邊是"金寶貝早教中心" |
| 0:18:30.19, | and a pottery barn. | 和"陶瓷大谷倉(cāng)" |
| 0:18:32.08, | Dance until your feet hurt. | 舞到腳痛 |
| 0:18:34.54, | Sing until your lungs hurt. | 唱到肺痛 |
| 0:18:37.32, | Act until you're william hurt." | 演到莎翁附體 心痛無(wú)比 |
| 0:18:44.26, | How you doing? Are you okay? | 你怎么樣 還好嗎 |
| 0:18:46.35, | Yeah. No, I'm... | 還好 我... |
| 0:18:48.02, | I'm--I'm--I'm good. You? | 我很好 你呢 |
| 0:18:49.55, | Fine. Yeah. | 我還好 沒(méi)事 |
| 0:18:51.37, | Great. | 很好 |
| 0:19:04.47, | Take a lesson from parakeets. | 要有鸚鵡學(xué)舌的精神 |
| 0:19:06.82, | If you're ever feeling lonely, | 如果你感覺(jué)孤單 |
| 0:19:08.84, | Just eat in front of a mirror." | 就在鏡子前吃飯吧 |
| 0:19:12.17, | Never be afraid to reach for the stars, | 永遠(yuǎn)不要害怕摘星星 |
| 0:19:14.73, | because even if you fall, | 因?yàn)榫退隳愕聛?lái) |
| 0:19:16.48, | [parachute降落傘 音近parent父母] | |
| 0:19:16.48, | you'll always be wearing a parent-chute." | 你永遠(yuǎn)有"父母牌降落傘"防身 |
| 0:19:19.63, | TM." | 注冊(cè)專(zhuān)利 |
| 0:19:24.28, | Haley. Hi, honey. You okay? | 海莉 親愛(ài)的 你好嗎 |
| 0:19:27.22, | Yeah. | 很好 |
| 0:19:29.06, | Where are you guys? | 你們?cè)谀睦?/span> |
| 0:19:29.98, | Almost home, honey. | 快到家了 寶貝 |
| 0:19:31.59, | Dad, I really like that book. | 爸 我真的很喜歡那本書(shū) |
| 0:19:33.74, | You do? | 真的嗎 |
| 0:19:35.04, | Sweetheart, is everything okay? | 小甜心 一切都好嗎 |
| 0:19:37.31, | Yeah, I just wanted to say thank you for everything, | 很好 我只是想感謝你們所做的一切 |
| 0:19:41.24, | you know, today and stuff. | 今天 還有以前的一切 |
| 0:19:46.18, | O-of course. | 客氣什么 |
| 0:19:46.93, | - Sure. - Of course. If--if you need anything at all... | 應(yīng)該的-不用謝 如果你有任何的需要 |
| 0:19:48.89, | You just call us. | 打電話(huà)給我們就行 |
| 0:19:50.35, | I'll probably need some more condoms soon. | 我可能很快需要更多的安全套 |
| 0:19:52.11, | Not funny. | 不好笑 |
| 0:19:53.52, | I'm sending you some care bear sheets. | 我會(huì)給你寄愛(ài)心熊床單過(guò)去 |
| 0:19:55.65, | Anyway, | 總之 |
| 0:19:57.09, | I should probably get going. We have orientation at 7:00 a.m. | 我得掛了 明早7點(diǎn)有新生入學(xué)會(huì) |
| 0:20:00.22, | G-good luck with that, sweetie. | 祝你好運(yùn) 寶貝 |
| 0:20:03.75, | I love you, guys. | 我愛(ài)你們 |
| 0:20:06.06, | We love you, too, honey. | 我們也愛(ài)你 親愛(ài)的 |
| 0:20:08.37, | So, so much. | 非常愛(ài) |
| 0:20:09.95, | Bye. | 拜 |
| 0:20:11.16, | Bye, Haley. | 拜 海莉 |
| 0:20:13.60, | I'll miss you. | 我會(huì)想你們的 |
| 0:20:29.33, | Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed. | 結(jié)婚要找看起來(lái)性感與失望并存的人 |
| 0:20:34.48, | See? | 明白不 |
| 0:20:36.21, | Older black ladies make the best iced tea. | 年老的黑人女性做的冰茶最好喝 |
| 0:20:41.31, | Success is 1% inspiration, | 成功來(lái)自于1%的靈感 |
| 0:20:43.86, | 98% perspiration, | 98%的努力 |
| 0:20:46.72, | and 2% attention to detail." | 以及2%對(duì)細(xì)節(jié)的注意 |
| 0:20:49.51, | You can tell a lot about a person from his biography. | 通過(guò)一個(gè)人的自傳 你可以很好地了解他 |
| 0:20:55.16, | Watch a sunrise at least once a day. | 一天至少看一次日出 |
| 0:20:59.25, | If you love something, set it free, | 如果你愛(ài)著什么 給它自由 |
| 0:21:01.62, | unless it's a tiger." | 除非它是只老虎 |
| 0:21:04.37, | If you're ever in jam, | 如果你碰到塞車(chē) |
| 0:21:05.85, | a crayon scrunched up under your nose | 兩嘴嘟起在鼻子下夾支蠟筆 |
| 0:21:07.53, | makes a good pretend mustache." | 就是一撇完美的假胡子 |
| 0:21:10.27, | When life gives you lemonade, | 生活給了你甜甜的檸檬水 |
| 0:21:10.27, | [原文是生活給了你酸檸檬 你就把它變成檸檬水 | 意為不怕困難苦中作甜] |
| 0:21:12.47, | make lemons. | 你就把它變成酸酸的檸檬 |
| 0:21:13.78, | Life will be all like, 'what?!'" | 生活就會(huì)大吃一驚說(shuō) 你搞毛啊 |
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