| 00:03.06, |
Oh, my goodness, those hands are cold. |
天啊 那雙手冰涼刺骨啊 |
| 00:06.40, |
At least, buy me dinner first. |
至少讓我做個(gè)飽死鬼啊 |
| 00:10.25, |
Tell my wife and kids I love them. |
告訴我的妻子孩子我愛它們 |
| 00:13.22, |
Oh, my god. |
天啊 |
| 00:14.66, |
That's kind of dark, mom. |
你瞬間把故事變黑暗了 媽 |
| 00:16.68, |
What |
什么啊 |
| 00:17.82, |
Wait, what's my favourite hospital food? |
等等 我最愛的醫(yī)院食物是什么 |
| 00:20.20, |
Jell-o! |
哈露[哈啰+吉露果凍 |
| 00:22.46, |
Hi, buddy. |
好啊 哥們兒 |
| 00:23.50, |
No, today is still good. |
不 今天可以的 |
| 00:24.57, |
Good for what? Who's buddy? |
可以干什么 哪個(gè)哥們兒 |
| 00:25.82, |
Yeah, just head over on to the house. |
好啊 直接來屋子里見面吧 |
| 00:27.64, |
Whose house? Who's buddy? |
誰家屋子 哥們兒又是誰 |
| 00:29.05, |
OK, see you in a couple. |
行 一會(huì)兒見 |
| 00:30.47, |
Couple of what? Who's buddy? |
一對(duì)什么 哥們兒是誰 |
| 00:31.94, |
Kenneth. |
肯尼斯 |
| 00:32.70, |
- Kenneth? - Kenneth! |
肯尼斯-肯尼斯 |
| 00:34.99, |
If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe. |
如果我有兒子 我希望他能和肯尼斯·普洛弗一樣 |
| 00:37.26, |
You do have a son. |
你確實(shí)是有兒子的 |
| 00:38.03, |
When we first moved in here, |
我們剛搬來這里時(shí) |
| 00:38.95, |
He was the sweet kid who lived next door. |
他還是個(gè)可愛的小孩 住在我們隔壁 |
| 00:40.62, |
Mm, the weird kid who lived next door, |
是住在我們隔壁的古怪小孩吧 |
| 00:41.68, |
But Phil always had a soft spot for him |
但菲爾對(duì)他很親 |
| 00:43.66, |
Because Kenneth sort of looked up to him. |
因?yàn)榭夏崴褂悬c(diǎn)敬仰他 |
| 00:45.23, |
I wouldn't say hero. |
我都不想說他視我如英雄 |
| 00:46.81, |
And yet you did. |
但你還是說了 |
| 00:47.80, |
Well, you weren't going to. |
因?yàn)槟悴淮蛩阏f啊 |
| 00:50.16, |
Claire's always had some issues with Kenneth. |
克萊爾對(duì)肯尼斯有些成見 |
| 00:52.21, |
He would stare at me a little too long. |
他老是色迷迷地盯著我看 |
| 00:54.86, |
Can you blame him? |
那能怪他嗎 |
| 00:56.88, |
You used to dress sexy back then. |
因?yàn)槟惝?dāng)年穿得太性感了 |
| 01:07.50, |
Ten years. Can you believe it? |
一晃十年過去了 難以置信啊 |
| 01:10.43, |
I feel like we ended that last hug too soon. |
我覺得剛剛的擁抱過于倉(cāng)促 |
| 01:12.21, |
I-- come on again! |
再來一個(gè)吧 |
| 01:14.88, |
Oh, wow, that's a lot of hugging. |
哦 抱的多了點(diǎn)吧 |
| 01:16.51, |
Oh! She's right. Why hug when you can... |
她說得對(duì) 為什么要擁抱 明明可以直接... |
| 01:19.22, |
Man-shake.-Man-shake. |
爺們握手-爺們握手 |
| 01:25.63, |
I'm gonna get the coffee. |
我去弄咖啡 |
| 01:28.18, |
Man-shake. |
爺們握手 |
| 01:29.87, |
Are we sure? |
沒搞錯(cuò)吧 |
| 01:33.52, |
Roll up the curtain. |
拉起"門簾" |
| 01:50.25, |
I don't know what's worse-- |
我都不知道哪樣才更糟 |
| 01:51.12, |
That he competes every Thanksgiving in a pie-eating contest, |
是他每年感恩節(jié)都會(huì)參加吃派比賽 |
| 01:54.13, |
or that he's 9-time runner-up. |
還是他已經(jīng)9次屈居第二了 |
| 01:56.39, |
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the contest. |
沒有比賽 就不是感恩節(jié)了 |
| 01:58.39, |
Yes, it would. |
當(dāng)然也是啊 |
| 02:00.17, |
I think I have to tell my pumpkin chunkin story. |
我好想說說我的射南瓜故事 |
| 02:01.96, |
Oh, no, no, you don't have to. |
不不不 你不需要說的 |
| 02:03.30, |
No, I kind of think I have to. |
不 我覺得我必須說 |
| 02:05.66, |
Once, Cam and his friends |
有次 小卡和他的朋友們 |
| 02:06.64, |
tried to slingshot a pumpkin across a football field. |
試著將南瓜從足球場(chǎng)的一端射到另一端的 |
| 02:10.60, |
Three seconds. |
3秒鐘 |
| 02:11.23, |
That's all he needs to tell that story. |
3秒種就可以講完那個(gè)故事 |
| 02:12.65, |
So the fog was rolling in over the mountains |
山間大霧彌漫 |
| 02:15.02, |
Like an ominous blanket |
像是覆蓋了一條不祥的毯子 |
| 02:16.66, |
As we readied the giant slingshot. |
正當(dāng)我們準(zhǔn)備好彈弓時(shí) |
| 02:18.95, |
You know, Lorna, the pastor's daughter, |
牧師的女兒 洛娜 |
| 02:20.46, |
She was nervous because like I said, it was after curfew. |
她很緊張 因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)已經(jīng)是宵禁后了 |
| 02:23.64, |
She was a goody two-shoe. |
她是個(gè)"冒牌天使" |
| 02:25.02, |
Only pastor's daughter I ever met that was. |
我遇見的牧師女兒里就她是那樣的 |
| 02:31.44, |
So we finally launch the pumpkin, |
最終我們將南瓜發(fā)射出去 |
| 02:32.93, |
And it sails through the air, goalpost to goalpost... |
南瓜在空中飛過 穿越一個(gè)個(gè)門柱 |
| 02:36.28, |
Past the end zone, into the parking lot, |
穿過球門區(qū) 直飛停車場(chǎng) |
| 02:39.02, |
Through the open roof of Lorna's dad's car. |
又穿過洛娜父親車子的露頂 |
| 02:41.59, |
I turn to Cody and I say, |
我轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)科迪說 |
| 02:43.73, |
Now what are the chances of that landing there? |
射到那里的幾率有多大 |
| 02:46.63, |
He says, "Where?" |
他說 哪里 |
| 02:48.06, |
And I say... |
然后我說 |
| 02:50.12, |
The sunroof of a preacher man. |
牧師的汽車天窗 |
| 02:54.59, |
Wah-wah |
哇哇 |
| 03:02.28, |
Okay, come on in! |
好了 進(jìn)來吧 |
| 03:04.63, |
Voila! |
瞧啊 |
| 03:06.42, |
Ah! Okay, what are we looking at? |
好吧 眼前是什么玩意兒呢 |
| 03:07.41, |
My centerpiece for Thanksgiving. |
我為感恩節(jié)制作的餐桌中央的擺飾 |
| 03:09.18, |
It is wonderful. You're so talented. |
真是太棒了 你真有才 |
| 03:11.43, |
I can't believe that you did this. |
我真不敢相信你做了這個(gè) |
| 03:13.30, |
Yeah, my juices were really flowing on this one. |
是吧 我自己欣賞的時(shí)候 也口水直流 |
| 03:15.86, |
I actually shot a making-of video. |
我還拍了制作過程的視頻 |
| 03:17.60, |
Hey, maybe we can watch it later at the party. |
我們可以在派對(duì)結(jié)束后觀看 |
| 03:19.52, |
Well, yeah, that or football. |
或者看橄欖球賽吧 |
| 03:22.43, |
Mi amor, I'm so proud of you. |
小寶貝 我真為你驕傲 |
| 03:24.72, |
Is there nothing in the world that you can't do? |
世界上還有什么是你做不到的嗎 |
| 03:27.72, |
Centerpieces, for starters. |
餐桌中央擺飾 就算第一件了 |
| 03:29.55, |
Why do you say everything of his is great, |
你為什么說他做的一切都很棒 |
| 03:31.29, |
Even if it isn't? |
即便實(shí)際上很爛 |
| 03:32.11, |
Because I'm building him up. |
因?yàn)槲以诮o他樹立信心 |
| 03:34.39, |
That's what parents do. |
那是父母的任務(wù)之一 |
| 03:35.53, |
Too much, if you ask me. |
要我說的話 你做的太過了 |
| 03:36.64, |
Kids cross the street nowadays, they get a ribbon. |
現(xiàn)在的孩子會(huì)過馬路 就能得到朵小紅花 |
| 03:38.68, |
Manny's got plenty of confidence. |
曼尼已經(jīng)自信心爆棚了 |
| 03:40.05, |
He just needs a little reality check every now and then. |
他需要的是對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)的偶爾清醒認(rèn)識(shí) |
| 03:42.85, |
And this thing is a horn of ugly. |
這玩意兒簡(jiǎn)直丑傷了 |
| 03:45.01, |
Shh! |
噓 |
| 03:46.02, |
My mother used to criticize everything I did. |
我媽媽以前總是批評(píng)我所做的一切 |
| 03:48.81, |
And look at me now. |
瞧瞧現(xiàn)在的我 |
| 03:50.34, |
I am a jumble of insecurities. |
就是個(gè)缺乏安全感的可憐蟲 |
| 03:52.66, |
I'm not getting that. |
我沒覺得啊 |
| 03:53.68, |
Do not say a word to Manny. |
絕對(duì)不許打擊曼尼 |
| 03:55.87, |
Fine. But trust me, |
好吧 不過相信我 |
| 03:57.80, |
If you told him the truth, he'd thank you later. |
如果你告訴他實(shí)情 他以后會(huì)感激你的 |
| 04:01.07, |
Mm. Like Claire and Mitch? Did they thank you? |
像克萊爾和米奇一樣嗎 他們感謝過你嗎 |
| 04:03.58, |
Not yet. |
暫時(shí)還沒 |
| 04:05.20, |
But it's coming. |
但很快就會(huì)的 |
| 04:10.41, |
Ah! So many memories in this place. Yeah. |
這里充滿了我的回憶啊 |
| 04:12.65, |
Do you guys still have, like, every cereal? |
你們依然 每次吃麥片的時(shí)候都那個(gè)嗎 |
| 04:14.20, |
We have a lot. |
必須的 |
| 04:15.06, |
Yeah! Of course you do. Of course you do. |
當(dāng)然當(dāng)然 那是肯定的啦 |
| 04:17.07, |
You only have the greatest dad in the world. |
你們有世上最了不起的老爸 |
| 04:19.46, |
So what have you been up to? |
你近些年在忙些什么啊 |
| 04:20.24, |
I haven't seen you since you went off to college. |
你上大學(xué)后 我就沒見過你了 |
| 04:21.88, |
Oh, you know, actually, that didn't work out so well. |
事實(shí)上 我是被大學(xué)上了 |
| 04:24.03, |
I bounced around for a while. |
我四處混了一段時(shí)間 |
| 04:25.49, |
Ended up washing dishes in New Mexico. |
最后在新墨西哥州洗起了盤子 |
| 04:27.96, |
So without the benefit of a college degree, |
看來沒有大學(xué)文憑 |
| 04:30.32, |
I guess your options were kind of limited, huh? |
可以選擇的職業(yè)很有限啊 |
| 04:32.75, |
Ease up. It's a holiday. |
別談學(xué)習(xí) 今天過節(jié)呢 |
| 04:34.09, |
Yeah, it was--it was tough. Oh, no. no, thank you. |
是啊 是很艱難 不 不 謝謝 |
| 04:36.33, |
- Thank you, though, sweetie. You're so sweet. - Oh. Okay. |
-謝謝你 甜心 你真好 -好吧 |
| 04:38.15, |
It was tough for a while... |
一開始挺艱難的 |
| 04:39.08, |
But then a roommate and I started our own business. |
后來我跟我室友自己創(chuàng)業(yè)了 |
| 04:41.53, |
Oh, was that also in the dish or cleaning industry? |
也是餐飲業(yè)或清潔行業(yè)的嗎 |
| 04:44.31, |
No. No, no, no. |
不不 |
| 04:45.47, |
It was actually a small investment company. |
其實(shí)是個(gè)小投資公司 |
| 04:47.09, |
Well, small at first. |
最初規(guī)模很小 |
| 04:48.64, |
You know, we rode the tech wave for a while, |
當(dāng)了一陣科技的弄潮兒 |
| 04:50.72, |
then expanded into video games, |
然后擴(kuò)張到電子游戲 |
| 04:52.32, |
amusement parks, sports arenas. |
游樂場(chǎng) 運(yùn)動(dòng)場(chǎng)什么的 |
| 04:54.45, |
Anything that seemed awesome, really. |
什么牛逼就投資什么 |
| 04:56.43, |
I'm actually in town to buy a blimp. |
我此次回鄉(xiāng)是來買小飛艇的 |
| 04:58.10, |
Holy crow. |
蒼天大地啊 |
| 05:00.88, |
So if you--if you'd gone to college, |
所以如果當(dāng)初你上了大學(xué) |
| 05:02.87, |
you would have done all that just four years later, |
可能要4年之后才會(huì)做那些事 |
| 05:05.19, |
or--or never. |
或者根本不會(huì) |
| 05:06.68, |
Alex really needs to be picked up, |
得有人去接艾麗克斯了 |
| 05:08.39, |
Sweetie. Why don't you go get her? |
甜心 你去接下她吧 |
| 05:09.94, |
I wanna hear more of what he has to say about |
我還想聽聽他的創(chuàng)業(yè)史呢 |
| 05:11.74, |
We're leaving. |
快走吧 |
| 05:12.70, |
Kenneth, I am so proud of you. |
肯尼斯 我太為你驕傲了 |
| 05:15.61, |
You really made it. |
你真的很成功 |
| 05:17.02, |
Well, I did get one pretty lucky break. |
確實(shí) 我運(yùn)氣好 |
| 05:20.19, |
Early on, I met a very special guy |
早些年 我認(rèn)識(shí)了個(gè)貴人 |
| 05:23.00, |
who taught me that what I thought and said had value. |
他讓我意識(shí)到我的所思所言都是有價(jià)值的 |
| 05:26.68, |
Oh, you mean like-- |
你是說... |
| 05:27.58, |
Shh. Luke. Let the man talk. |
盧克 聽他說 |
| 05:29.69, |
He encouraged me to always find the fun |
他鼓勵(lì)我干什么都得找到樂趣 |
| 05:32.02, |
and follow this thing. |
并且永遠(yuǎn)跟著這里走 |
| 05:33.68, |
- Your lung? - No, my heart. |
你的肺嗎-不 我的心 |
| 05:35.58, |
To this day, at every crossroad, |
直到今天 每做一個(gè)決定前 |
| 05:37.39, |
I ask myself one question-- |
我都會(huì)問自己 |
| 05:40.02, |
What would Phil Dunphy do? |
菲爾·鄧菲會(huì)怎么做 |
| 05:41.50, |
Record scratch! |
至理名言啊 |
| 05:44.00, |
Oh, that's me buzzin'. |
來電話了 |
| 05:45.76, |
Oh, it's Paris. |
是帕麗斯打來的 |
| 05:47.71, |
She's my assistant in Tokyo. |
她是我在東京的助理 |
| 05:49.87, |
You'd think they'd know how to demo 4-d gaming graphics without my help |
他們沒我連個(gè)4D游戲圖都展示不了 |
| 05:53.54, |
They don't. Hey, luke, |
完全搞不定 嘿 盧克 |
| 05:55.08, |
what instrument does Yo-Yo Ma play? |
馬友友拉什么樂器來著 |
| 05:57.32, |
Um... cello? |
琴講 |
| 05:59.52, |
He's me... |
他就是翻版的我 |
| 06:01.19, |
And he's spectacular. |
但卻是豪華升級(jí)版的 |
| 06:04.56, |
Oh, my god. |
天啊 |
| 06:05.77, |
Kenneth Ploufe is part owner of a resort in the Bahamas, |
肯尼斯·普洛弗與人共有在巴哈馬的度假村 |
| 06:09.18, |
some cruise line, |
某條游輪巡航線 |
| 06:11.19, |
And Lacy Fair, that lingerie company. |
以及"蕾絲嬌女" 那家內(nèi)衣公司 |
| 06:13.57, |
Oh! Ew! I'm wearing one of his bras! |
惡心 我正穿著他家的胸罩呢 |
| 06:15.95, |
Look, he's got a model in his lap. |
看這個(gè) 模特坐他腿上合照呢 |
| 06:17.62, |
- No way. - Look at her. |
不是吧-看看她 |
| 06:25.17, |
This is your fault! |
都是你的錯(cuò) |
| 06:33.22, |
Are you seriously gonna stay in here all day? |
你真想一天都躲在房間不出去嗎 |
| 06:35.24, |
I can't face mom. |
我無法面對(duì)媽媽 |
| 06:36.51, |
If I see her, I'm gonna have to confess. |
我一看見她 就會(huì)忍不住坦白從寬的 |
| 06:38.37, |
Take a breather. It's just a dent. |
淡定 不過就是有點(diǎn)小凹 |
| 06:41.17, |
And saying nothing is not lying, okay? |
沉默不是撒謊 好嗎 |
| 06:44.10, |
It's just letting the truth speak for itself. |
只是讓真相自己大白而已 |
| 06:46.55, |
This is not the time for moral equivocation. |
現(xiàn)在不是模糊道義責(zé)任的時(shí)候 |
| 06:48.87, |
Okay, I don't know what that means, |
我不知道那是什么意思 |
| 06:50.21, |
and also, don't tell me. |
也不想知道 |
| 06:52.08, |
You're the one who's gonna lose her driving privileges. |
你才是那個(gè)以后不能碰車的人 |
| 06:53.76, |
I don't know why you're so calm. |
你怎么能這么冷靜 |
| 06:55.31, |
All we have to do is keep it from mom |
我們只要暫時(shí)瞞住媽媽 |
| 06:57.35, |
until she goes to the store. |
一直瞞到她去商店就行了 |
| 06:58.85, |
Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, |
然后 她發(fā)現(xiàn)了的話 也會(huì)覺得是在商店撞的 |
| 07:02.17, |
which it did, so it's not really lying. |
本來也就確實(shí)是 所以根本不算撒謊 |
| 07:05.36, |
Listen to you. |
聽聽 你說謊都不打草稿 |
| 07:07.11, |
Are you gonna be a career criminal? |
你是想成為職業(yè)罪犯嗎 |
| 07:08.80, |
Ugh. You sound like mom. |
你跟媽媽簡(jiǎn)直一模一樣 |
| 07:09.94, |
I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school. |
我高中畢業(yè)后可怎么辦啊 |
| 07:13.66, |
It was a supportive "Wah-wah." |
我那聲"哇哇"是表達(dá)對(duì)你的支持 |
| 07:15.45, |
I was trying to save the moment. |
不讓你冷場(chǎng) |
| 07:16.42, |
There's no such thing as a supportive "Wah-wah." |
哇哇那種聲音怎么可能表示支持 |
| 07:18.69, |
A "Wah-wah" By its very nature is vicious and undercutting. |
那個(gè)聲調(diào)就是諷刺和侮辱的代名詞 |
| 07:20.96, |
Well, I was just trying to salvage that story, okay? |
我只是為了替你的故事打圓場(chǎng) |
| 07:22.95, |
I told you not to tell it, |
我叫你別說 |
| 07:24.13, |
You told it, and it died. |
你還是說了 結(jié)果場(chǎng)子砸了 |
| 07:25.64, |
It did not die. It's a thinker. |
沒砸 只是他們沒反應(yīng)過來 |
| 07:27.27, |
Cam, the only thing people were thinking was, |
小卡 他們?cè)谙氲奈ㄒ灰患戮褪?/span> |
| 07:28.39, |
Thank god this story's over. |
謝天謝地他總算說完了 |
| 07:30.50, |
Okay. I get it. |
好吧 我明白了 |
| 07:31.40, |
So how long have I been embarrassing you with my stories? |
我的故事讓你覺得丟人有多久了 |
| 07:33.62, |
No, no, no, no. You don't embarrass me. |
不不 你沒有丟我的人 |
| 07:35.32, |
I love your stories, okay? |
我愛你的故事 |
| 07:37.09, |
The tractor in the swimming hole? |
水塘里的拖拉機(jī) |
| 07:38.73, |
Aunt Betty's wiglet on the piglet? |
把貝蒂嬸的假發(fā)戴到豬崽頭上 |
| 07:41.01, |
Uncle Carl said she couldn't tell 'em apart. |
卡爾叔說她分不清那些小豬崽 |
| 07:42.87, |
See? Those are funny. You have so many great ones. |
是吧 好好笑啊 多么五彩斑斕的童年趣事啊 |
| 07:45.72, |
Well, that's farm life. |
農(nóng)場(chǎng)生活就是如此 |
| 07:46.63, |
Rain or shine, there's always a bumper crop of stories. |
無論下雨或天晴 精彩故事永不停 |
| 07:48.65, |
Yeah, I'm just saying maybe |
是啊 我的意思是 |
| 07:49.66, |
you take punkin chunkin out of the rotation. |
你該讓那個(gè)射南瓜的故事退居二線了 |
| 07:52.03, |
I guess you're right. Maybe I could just-- |
你說得也有理 或許我可以... |
| 07:53.31, |
Yeah, stick to the ones that really happened, |
是啊 就講那些真實(shí)發(fā)生過的事 |
| 07:54.55, |
because people love those. |
人們都喜歡真實(shí)的故事 |
| 07:56.67, |
Excuse me. What? |
不好意思 你說什么 |
| 07:58.14, |
I'm--I'm just saying people laugh more at stories that are true. |
我的意思是 真事才更有笑點(diǎn) |
| 08:00.75, |
Punkin chunkin is a true story. |
射南瓜是真人真事 |
| 08:02.50, |
True-ish? |
有點(diǎn)真實(shí)? |
| 08:03.70, |
No. True. |
不 完全真實(shí) |
| 08:05.83, |
Really? |
是嗎 |
| 08:07.37, |
The length of a football field, |
橄欖球場(chǎng)那么大 |
| 08:08.81, |
Through the sunroof of a car that was open in late November in Missouri? |
11月底的密蘇里 車的天窗還是開著的? |
| 08:13.21, |
It was unseasonably warm. |
那年秋老虎很猖狂 |
| 08:14.62, |
That explains the fog rolling over the hill. |
所以山間霧氣彌漫? |
| 08:16.55, |
And who's Cody-- |
還有科迪是誰 |
| 08:17.95, |
Who you're close enough to chunk with |
你可以熟到跟他一起射南瓜 |
| 08:19.51, |
but mysteriously only appears in this story? |
但除此之外卻從來沒提起過他 |
| 08:21.84, |
Cody was K.I.A. In desert storm. |
科迪在沙漠風(fēng)暴行動(dòng)中不幸陣亡 |
| 08:23.55, |
He's a hero. |
他是個(gè)英雄 |
| 08:27.80, |
You know, all this from someone |
你根本沒資格質(zhì)疑 |
| 08:29.10, |
who's never even chunked a punkin. |
因?yàn)槟銖膩頉]有發(fā)射過南瓜 |
| 08:32.62, |
Well, I've never lunked a tunkin, either. |
我可沒丟人丟到家呢 |
| 08:34.04, |
You know, these aren't real things. |
因?yàn)?那些都不是真事 |
| 08:37.00, |
This'll work, right? |
這樣可以吧 |
| 08:38.34, |
Totally, dad. |
絕對(duì)行 老爸 |
| 08:39.29, |
Why have one long table |
干嘛要用一張長(zhǎng)桌呢 |
| 08:40.39, |
when you can use four little ones bistro style? |
明明可以用4個(gè)酒館小餐桌 |
| 08:43.52, |
I'll bet this is how the French do Thanksgiving. |
法國(guó)人肯定就是這么過感恩節(jié)的 |
| 08:45.86, |
You don't mind sitting with your Uncle Mitch |
你不介意跟你米奇舅舅 |
| 08:47.16, |
And, uh, grandpa, do you? |
還有外公一起坐吧 |
| 08:48.63, |
Anything's better than watching Lily chew. |
只要不用看莉莉吧唧嘴 坐哪兒都行 |
| 08:51.19, |
By the way, |
順便一提 |
| 08:52.18, |
this is the side of your old man that Kenneth was talking about. |
這就是肯尼斯所說的你老爹的另一面 |
| 08:55.33, |
Original. |
創(chuàng)意十足 |
| 08:57.02, |
Imaginative. |
天馬行空 |
| 09:00.93, |
Fearless. |
無所畏懼 |
| 09:03.52, |
So Kenneth became a gajillionaire |
肯尼斯成為億萬富翁是因?yàn)樗?/span> |
| 09:05.57, |
by asking himself, "What would Phil do?" |
常常捫心自問 如果是菲爾會(huì)怎么做嗎 |
| 09:08.43, |
He sure did. |
是的沒錯(cuò) |
| 09:11.11, |
Where did that come from? Right? |
真是神來之筆啊 對(duì)吧 |
| 09:13.69, |
But you're you. |
可你是原版的菲爾 |
| 09:15.73, |
Why aren't we gojillionaires? |
我們?cè)趺礇]變億萬富翁 |
| 09:17.46, |
Why don't you do what Phil would do? |
為什么你不按照菲爾的想法去做呢 |
| 09:20.18, |
Phil, why didn't you just put the extra leaves in the table? |
菲爾 干嘛不把桌子都拼起來 |
| 09:24.26, |
Trying to have some fun, be creative. |
我想試著來點(diǎn)好玩的 搞點(diǎn)創(chuàng)意 |
| 09:26.59, |
One long table, honey. |
拼成一長(zhǎng)桌子吧 親愛的 |
| 09:28.23, |
If it was good enough for the last supper, |
耶穌最后的晚餐用的就是長(zhǎng)桌 |
| 09:29.93, |
it's good enough for us. |
我們也該效仿 |
| 09:35.24, |
I'm having second thoughts about this centerpiece. |
關(guān)于我做的餐桌擺飾 我有點(diǎn)猶豫了 |
| 09:37.53, |
- Ay, no. - Hear him out. |
別想了-聽他說下去 |
| 09:39.31, |
I just think if we bring it to Phil and Claire's, |
要是我們帶它去菲爾和克萊爾家 |
| 09:40.97, |
we'll never see it again, right? |
就再也見不到它了是吧 |
| 09:42.38, |
That's the plan. |
是的 |
| 09:43.32, |
Well, that would be sad. |
那真讓人傷心 |
| 09:45.49, |
Except maybe my sadness will inspire me |
不過這份傷感或許能激發(fā)我 |
| 09:47.31, |
to create something even greater. |
創(chuàng)造出更棒的作品 |
| 09:49.38, |
Remember that collage I made |
記得我做的那副拼貼畫嗎 |
| 09:50.43, |
that helped us get through Katrina? |
是它支撐我們度過了卡特里娜颶風(fēng)危機(jī) |
| 09:52.46, |
You did this. You know that. |
都是你造成的 你明白吧 |
| 09:53.80, |
So... |
難道 |
| 09:54.58, |
is this the legendary rice pilaf we've been hearing about? |
那就是江湖上聞名已久的手抓飯嗎 |
| 09:57.67, |
Try for yourself. |
你自己嘗嘗 |
| 09:58.83, |
Used to make it every year, |
以前我每年都做這個(gè) |
| 09:59.62, |
but it, uh, started to upstage the turkey. |
但后來它開始搶走了烤火雞的風(fēng)頭 |
| 10:03.80, |
- Something wrong? - Not so much wrong as missing. |
不好吃嗎-不至于到難吃 |
| 10:07.57, |
It--it just tastes a little flat. |
只是略顯平淡無味 |
| 10:09.26, |
That a fact? |
是嗎 |
| 10:10.55, |
I just think with the earthiness of the rice, |
我只是覺得可以加些辛香料 |
| 10:12.11, |
you might want something zesty to set it off. |
來蓋過米飯的土腥味 |
| 10:14.43, |
I think this might be a job for cumin. |
估計(jì)加點(diǎn)孜然能管用 |
| 10:16.18, |
You know, since we're sharing |
既然我們?cè)谙嗷ソ涣?/span> |
| 10:17.10, |
- helpful criticisms-- - no, no, no, no. |
批評(píng)指正-停停停 |
| 10:18.24, |
nobody's sharing anything. Manny, go change for the party. |
誰都別再說了 曼尼 去換衣服 |
| 10:21.07, |
No, no, no, but I appreciate helpful criticisms. |
可是我愿意聽取善意的批評(píng) |
| 10:23.13, |
It, uh, it's important for me that I hear the truth. |
我覺得知道真相十分重要 |
| 10:26.27, |
Makes me stronger, |
能令我更堅(jiān)強(qiáng) |
| 10:27.77, |
less of a mama's boy. |
而不只是個(gè)離不開媽的孩子 |
| 10:29.85, |
Yeah, mom, he can take it. |
沒錯(cuò) 媽 他承受得了 |
| 10:31.08, |
That's what he says, |
他嘴巴上這么說 |
| 10:32.10, |
but you don't really know what he feels underneath. |
可你不知道他內(nèi)心實(shí)際的感受 |
| 10:35.91, |
Some people are so sensitive, |
有些人太過敏感 |
| 10:37.79, |
that they hear one criticism, |
一句批評(píng) |
| 10:39.80, |
and it kills the spark that made them special. |
就能毀掉他們的才華 |
| 10:43.59, |
I think I know what's going on here. |
我明白是怎么回事了 |
| 10:45.16, |
Good. |
太好了 |
| 10:45.97, |
This is about you and your mom, isn't it? |
是有關(guān)你和你媽之間的糾葛 對(duì)吧 |
| 10:48.14, |
Yes, it is. |
對(duì) 沒錯(cuò) |
| 10:48.85, |
No, it isn't. |
不 不是的 |
| 10:49.54, |
Yes, it is! |
就是那樣 |
| 10:51.27, |
Manny, don't upset me anymore. |
曼尼 別再讓我心煩了 |
| 10:52.79, |
Go. Go change. |
去 換衣服去吧 |
| 10:55.26, |
What--what should I wear? |
我該穿什么啊 |
| 10:56.37, |
Ay, you look good in everything! |
你穿啥都好看 |
| 11:03.92, |
Where you going, mom? |
你去哪兒啊 媽媽 |
| 11:05.00, |
Mm, I gotta run to the store. |
得去趟商店 |
| 11:06.99, |
Someone ate all the marshmallows. |
有人把棉花糖都吃完了 |
| 11:09.06, |
Hey, can I tell you something? |
能跟你商量點(diǎn)事嗎 |
| 11:11.09, |
I was thinking that maybe after new year's break, |
我在考慮寒假以后 |
| 11:13.86, |
we could visit a couple more colleges. |
我們可以去其他的大學(xué)看一看 |
| 11:15.30, |
Seriously?-I was so hard on you before. |
你說真的嗎-我之前對(duì)你太兇了 |
| 11:18.20, |
I'm sorry. I know I'm no Kenneth. |
抱歉 我明白我做不到肯尼斯那樣 |
| 11:19.94, |
I'm gonna need all the help that I can get. |
我得盡量取得別人的幫助 |
| 11:22.01, |
Honey, I am so proud of you. Oh. |
親愛的 我為你驕傲 |
| 11:25.31, |
Oh, thank you. |
謝了 |
| 11:28.12, |
What's this? |
什么呀 |
| 11:29.31, |
- Oh, okay. - What are you doing? |
好吧-怎么了 |
| 11:30.75, |
Oh, uncle Mitch is picking up the marshmallows. |
米奇舅舅已經(jīng)在買棉花糖了 |
| 11:32.08, |
Then again, backpacking through Europe |
話說回來 去歐洲背包游 |
| 11:33.28, |
could be educational in its own way. |
也有其獨(dú)特的教育意義吧 |
| 11:34.89, |
No! No, no! No, no, no! |
別 別 別 |
| 11:36.59, |
Do you know what's illegal in Europe? |
你知道在歐洲什么算違法嗎 |
| 11:38.47, |
Nothing! |
啥都不違法 |
| 11:39.41, |
You are going to college! |
你上大學(xué)上定了 |
| 11:41.03, |
Okay, fine. |
好吧 隨你 |
| 11:42.43, |
Darn right it's fine. |
當(dāng)然是聽我的 |
| 11:45.73, |
Piece of cake. |
小菜一碟 |
| 11:48.94, |
My hair's coming out! |
我頭發(fā)都要嚇掉了 |
| 11:52.38, |
Wow, honey. I-I think you could make these simpler. |
親愛的 我以為你會(huì)布置得簡(jiǎn)單點(diǎn) |
| 11:54.96, |
Just, you know, sort of do 'em flat and on the side. |
將一邊平鋪開就可以了 |
| 11:57.58, |
Hmm. Yeah. Seems like that's how you like me. |
就像你希望我成為的那樣 |
| 11:59.80, |
Flat and on the side. |
平平淡淡 甘居下游 |
| 12:01.45, |
You know what? Sometimes I need to be puffed up and frilly. |
有時(shí)我也需要膨脹一下 擺擺架子 |
| 12:04.15, |
All right, is this one of |
要是以后人家問起 |
| 12:05.10, |
those moments I'm gonna have to remember later |
咱倆婚姻破裂前的征兆之一 |
| 12:06.19, |
when they ask me if there were any signs? |
我是否就該想到此時(shí)此刻呀 |
| 12:08.36, |
This is what Phil would do-- |
這就是菲爾會(huì)做的事 |
| 12:09.83, |
Make fantastic napkin origami |
把餐巾折得有模有樣 |
| 12:11.53, |
that startles and delights his guests. |
令客人們又驚又喜 |
| 12:13.58, |
I know, but, sweetie, |
我知道 可親愛的 |
| 12:14.64, |
they're just looking a little... |
它們看起來有點(diǎn)... |
| 12:17.15, |
Claire, you always do this. You squelch me. |
克萊爾 你總是這樣 你總打擊我 |
| 12:20.05, |
You squelch me right when I'm about to soar. |
每當(dāng)我要展翅高飛時(shí) 你就打擊我 |
| 12:22.42, |
Honey, you're folding napkins. |
親愛的 你只是折個(gè)餐巾而已 |
| 12:24.02, |
You're folding my dreams! |
你在屈折我的夢(mèng)想 |
| 12:26.30, |
You know what Kenneth told me? |
你知道肯尼斯說了什么嗎 |
| 12:27.91, |
The secret to his success-- |
他事業(yè)成功的奧秘 |
| 12:29.53, |
his whole career, he's tried to emulate me. |
是因?yàn)樗囍７挛?/span> |
| 12:32.41, |
The only difference is, |
唯一不同的是 |
| 12:33.38, |
he hasn't had someone constantly telling him what not to do. |
沒有人不停地要他別干這個(gè) 別干那個(gè) |
| 12:36.62, |
So the only reason we don't have a-a blimp tethered to our mailbox |
你意思是說我們家買不起小飛艇的唯一原因 |
| 12:40.16, |
is because I'm always shooting down your great ideas? |
是因?yàn)槲铱偸谴驌裟愕?quot;奇思妙想" |
| 12:43.19, |
Yeah. |
沒錯(cuò) |
| 12:44.39, |
Let's review the squelch pile, Phil. |
咱們回顧一下"打擊史" 菲爾 |
| 12:46.33, |
Let's see-- the rice pudding franchise. |
比如 米布丁的特許經(jīng)銷權(quán) |
| 12:48.79, |
Works for all chewing abilities. |
無齒之徒 也可享受 |
| 12:50.16, |
Adult tricycles. |
成人三輪車 |
| 12:51.56, |
Just try to fall off. |
有種你就摔摔看 |
| 12:52.63, |
The Aspirin gun. |
阿司匹林噴射槍 |
| 12:53.80, |
Some people have a hard time swallowing! |
有人就是吞藥困難嘛 |
| 12:56.36, |
And you left one out. Hmm. |
你還忘說了一個(gè) |
| 12:57.80, |
And that, my dear Claire, is a real head-scratcher-- |
親愛的克萊爾 那才是撓破頭皮才能想到的 |
| 13:00.62, |
Tm. |
不求人 |
| 13:03.38, |
Action. |
開演 |
| 13:07.04, |
Hey, friend. |
朋友好啊 |
| 13:08.68, |
You look like you had a rough day at the office. |
看上去你今天上班累慘了吧 |
| 13:11.02, |
The stress from my job at the robot assassin factory... |
在"機(jī)器人暗殺工廠"的工作壓力真是... |
| 13:14.78, |
Is too much to take. |
生命中不能承受之重 |
| 13:16.86, |
Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal. |
給我來一槍阿司匹林吧 親 |
| 13:19.33, |
Maybe someday. |
日后再議 |
| 13:20.83, |
But until then, try this on for size. |
不過先來試試這個(gè)合不合適 |
| 13:24.27, |
The real head-scratcher features 32 patent-pending "Nogginizers" |
即將擁有32項(xiàng)專利的腦神經(jīng)導(dǎo)體按摩儀 |
| 13:27.36, |
That gently massage your scalp |
輕柔按摩您的頭部 |
| 13:28.94, |
In a soothing purr of motorized delight. |
在安寧的聲音中給您以享受 |
| 13:33.44, |
Ahh. It feels great, |
哇塞 真舒服 |
| 13:35.08, |
And it looks good, too. |
外形也很帥氣哦 |
| 13:37.34, |
It's a real lifesaver. |
真是居家旅行必備良器 |
| 13:38.98, |
You mean a real head-scratcher? |
您是說真正的頭部按摩儀吧 |
| 13:44.83, |
Tm. |
不求人 |
| 13:46.65, |
I love you, Phil, |
我愛你 菲爾 |
| 13:48.36, |
- But you-- - Stop. |
但是呢-別說了 |
| 13:49.74, |
I love your "I love you." |
我就愛聽你說愛我 |
| 13:51.39, |
I'm getting awful tired of your "But." |
但我就怕溫柔背后的一刀 |
| 13:53.76, |
I heard it. |
我經(jīng)歷過的 |
| 14:11.47, |
Welcome, welcome, welcome! |
歡迎歡迎 熱烈歡迎 |
| 14:12.91, |
Happy turkey day! |
歡度火雞節(jié)哦 |
| 14:14.50, |
Hey, is that a new car? |
哇 你們買了輛新車啊 |
| 14:15.69, |
Yep! It's the best, isn't it? |
沒錯(cuò) 是不是特棒 |
| 14:17.17, |
I can't take my eyes off it. |
我的目光簡(jiǎn)直被釘在上面了 |
| 14:18.97, |
You shouldn't, either. |
您也別往別處看了 |
| 14:20.94, |
Are you okay, mami? |
你還好吧 閨女 |
| 14:22.11, |
I'm... I'm... |
我 我 |
| 14:23.59, |
Hey, guys! Now the party's started. Come on! |
大家好啊 派對(duì)開始了 快進(jìn)去吧 |
| 14:27.04, |
- How are you? - Good. |
最近好嗎-很好 |
| 14:28.21, |
You disgust me. |
惡心死姐了 |
| 14:29.39, |
Are you hungry? |
餓壞了吧 |
| 14:30.85, |
Oh, good. It's still in one piece. |
還好沒散架 |
| 14:32.55, |
You hit those potholes pretty hard. |
你都快把我建的洞穴弄塌方了 |
| 14:34.40, |
It's like you didn't see 'em. |
你難道沒看見嗎 |
| 14:35.34, |
No, I saw 'em. |
不 我看見了 |
| 14:37.09, |
Can I be honest with you, Jay? |
我能跟你說句實(shí)話嗎 杰 |
| 14:38.55, |
I'm getting the sense |
我覺得 |
| 14:39.41, |
that you're not the biggest fan of "Allegria"? |
你好像不那么喜歡我做的"阿雷古麗娜" |
| 14:41.38, |
You got a name for it now? Great. |
你還給它起了個(gè)名字 真棒 |
| 14:43.15, |
All right. Cards on the table? |
好吧 要我說實(shí)話 |
| 14:44.37, |
This is not your best work. |
你可以做得更好的 |
| 14:46.36, |
Now look, don't get me wrong. |
聽著 別會(huì)錯(cuò)意 |
| 14:48.16, |
You're a talented kid. |
你挺有才的 |
| 14:49.46, |
You're gonna be a big success in the world. |
終有一天你會(huì)展翅翱翔 |
| 14:50.70, |
But this... this is a swing and a miss. |
但這個(gè) 純粹是瞎胡鬧嘛 |
| 14:53.29, |
- Well, but my mom said it was-- - It's great, yeah, I know. |
不過媽說-你媽說很好 我知道 |
| 14:55.91, |
But how did she say it? |
不過你注意到她的語氣了嗎 |
| 14:57.61, |
What do you mean? |
什么意思 |
| 14:58.14, |
There's a big difference between "It's great," and "It's great." |
很好和"還好"簡(jiǎn)直是天壤之別 |
| 15:01.88, |
You hear that? |
你聽出來了嗎 |
| 15:02.39, |
It's great, And "It's great." |
很好和"還好" |
| 15:05.34, |
All I hear is a bunch of people telling me I'm great. |
我只知道很多人都說我很有才 |
| 15:07.38, |
And that's a problem, because a lot of times |
這就是問題所在了 因?yàn)楹芏鄷r(shí)候 |
| 15:09.18, |
people will lie to you to protect your feelings, |
人們怕你傷不起 故意說謊騙你 |
| 15:11.02, |
And that's not doing you any favors. |
那對(duì)你完全沒好處的 |
| 15:12.38, |
You get a lot farther in life |
如果想走得更遠(yuǎn) |
| 15:13.89, |
if you know what you're good at and what you're not. |
就必須明白自己的優(yōu)勢(shì)和劣勢(shì)所在 |
| 15:16.52, |
Now you can handle that, right? |
現(xiàn)在能接受了嗎 |
| 15:19.09, |
Yeah.-Of course you can. |
恩-就知道你可以的 |
| 15:21.85, |
How you doing, honey? |
你還好吧 親愛的 |
| 15:23.05, |
I'm great. |
還好啦 |
| 15:26.32, |
Okay, everybody, come on! |
好了 大伙兒 動(dòng)起來 |
| 15:28.09, |
Two minutes till dinner! Get ready! |
還有兩分鐘開伙 準(zhǔn)備好喲 |
| 15:29.48, |
Good! All right! |
好啊 真棒 |
| 15:30.23, |
Oh, wow, Manny. What have you got there? |
哇塞 曼尼 手上端的什么啊 |
| 15:32.23, |
He made a centerpiece! |
他親手做的餐桌裝飾哦 |
| 15:33.66, |
- Oh, that's fantastic. - It's stunning. |
真了不起-令人震驚 |
| 15:36.02, |
It's garbage. |
就是個(gè)垃圾 |
| 15:37.44, |
No, no, no! |
別別別啊 |
| 15:38.77, |
What are you doing? It's so beautiful! |
你干什么呀 多漂亮啊 |
| 15:40.57, |
Stop the lies. |
別騙我了 |
| 15:41.84, |
Jay told me the truth. |
杰跟我說實(shí)話了 |
| 15:42.67, |
What did you say? |
你胡說些什么了 |
| 15:44.04, |
I mentioned it wasn't his best effort. |
我就說他可以做得更好啊 |
| 15:45.54, |
He said it was a swing and a miss. |
他說我那是瞎胡鬧 |
| 15:46.91, |
Why?! Why do you say these things, jay?! |
為什么 為什么你要潑冷水啊 杰 |
| 15:49.05, |
It's like I married my mother! |
你簡(jiǎn)直跟我老媽一模一樣 |
| 15:50.48, |
Jay, why would you do that? |
杰 你為何那樣啊 |
| 15:51.90, |
Because he's a Pritchett. |
他們家人都這德行 |
| 15:52.77, |
But don't let these negative nellies drag you down, Manny, |
不過別被那些小人打擊到 曼尼 |
| 15:55.52, |
Because one day you could have a trillion-dollar idea |
總有一天 你會(huì)想出個(gè)點(diǎn)石成金的創(chuàng)意 |
| 15:57.77, |
-that the people who supposedly love you most-- - Okay, Phil! |
那些理應(yīng)最愛你的人-夠了菲爾 |
| 16:00.96, |
That's it. Go get the head-scratcher. |
別說了 去拿你的頭部按摩儀吧 |
| 16:03.23, |
The real head-scratcher, "Tm"? |
真正的撓頭儀 "不求人"嗎 |
| 16:04.93, |
Go get it, and let everybody else decide |
去拿過來 讓大伙兒瞧瞧 |
| 16:06.84, |
how many trillions I've cost you. |
我耽誤了你掙多少金子 |
| 16:08.82, |
Way ahead of you. |
多到你想都不敢想 |
| 16:10.27, |
What's going on here? |
什么狀況啊 |
| 16:11.30, |
We are about to make hat history. |
我們要書寫帽子的新歷史了 |
| 16:14.07, |
Or as I like to call it, "Hatstory." |
我更愿意稱之為"帽史" |
| 16:17.33, |
Early man had hours and hours to scratch his weary head. |
先民們無所事事 終日可以自撓頭皮 |
| 16:20.87, |
But what about today's busy times? |
而今快節(jié)奏社會(huì) 哪來時(shí)間撓 |
| 16:25.68, |
Thank you, squire. |
謝謝你 小盧子 |
| 16:27.04, |
Great thing about this? |
這項(xiàng)偉大的發(fā)明妙在何處 |
| 16:28.98, |
You can wear it anywhere. |
你可以隨時(shí)隨地都戴上 |
| 16:32.39, |
Hit it, buddy. |
開秀吧 伙計(jì) |
| 16:34.00, |
Oh! |
我靠 |
| 16:35.35, |
It's like a thousand tiny angels |
就像成千上萬的小天使 |
| 16:37.42, |
are line dancing on my sca-- |
在我的頭皮上開舞林大會(huì)... |
| 16:40.26, |
I... it looks like we got a slight malfunction in a rear nogginizer. |
我去 似乎頭部按摩儀出了點(diǎn)小故障 |
| 16:44.60, |
Oh! Shut her down! Shut her down, buddy! |
不要啊 快關(guān)了 快關(guān)了啊伙計(jì) |
| 16:47.20, |
- It's not working! - My hair! It's got my hair! |
停不了啊-一剪沒啊 發(fā)如血啊 |
| 16:49.93, |
Okay! Fine. |
好吧 算了 |
| 16:51.70, |
That--I'm fine. |
我沒事 |
| 16:53.24, |
Forgot about that feature. It's an exfoliating... scrub. |
去他媽的神奇功能吧 簡(jiǎn)直是剝頭皮 |
| 16:55.85, |
Buddy, can you grab the safety shears? |
兒子 給老爸把安全剪拿來 |
| 16:57.66, |
You know what, Phil? Keep it up. |
我告訴你 菲爾 堅(jiān)持就是勝利 |
| 16:59.43, |
And I admire you and Manny. |
同是天涯淪落人 |
| 17:01.30, |
I know what it's like to stare down skepticism from a loved one. |
我明白被心愛的人質(zhì)疑的滋味 |
| 17:04.21, |
Cam, not now. |
小卡 現(xiàn)在不是時(shí)候 |
| 17:05.17, |
Why not now? It's Thanksgiving. |
有什么不行 感恩節(jié)良辰吉日啊 |
| 17:06.41, |
Families gather. Issues come up. |
家人團(tuán)聚 問題爆發(fā) |
| 17:08.17, |
Only if you bring them up. |
問題也是你提出來才有的啊 |
| 17:09.50, |
It's healthy to get things out in the open. |
打開天窗說亮話對(duì)誰都好 |
| 17:11.62, |
Y'all know my punkin chunkin story, |
你們都聽過我的射南瓜軼事吧 |
| 17:13.19, |
or do you need a refresher? |
要不要我再幫你們復(fù)習(xí)一下 |
| 17:14.52, |
- We've heard it. -Oh, several times. |
我們聽過-好幾遍呢 |
| 17:15.69, |
I love it. |
我喜歡那個(gè)故事 |
| 17:16.70, |
With Cody and the friends? |
是和科迪還有別的朋友一起的那個(gè)嗎 |
| 17:18.76, |
Yes. So you know how it ends. |
沒錯(cuò) 所以你們知道故事結(jié)局吧 |
| 17:20.20, |
But the question is, who here thinks I made that up? |
但問題是 覺得我瞎編的舉手 |
| 17:24.90, |
Oh. Well, doesn't that tell the whole story right there? |
看吧 簡(jiǎn)直是涇渭分明 清清楚楚啊 |
| 17:28.74, |
Here we have the skeptics, the dream-squashers... |
這邊是我們的懷疑派 打壓別人夢(mèng)想的人 |
| 17:31.99, |
the Pritchetts. |
普里契特一家 |
| 17:33.28, |
And here we have the dreamers, the artists, the visionaries. |
而這邊是夢(mèng)想家 藝術(shù)家和有遠(yuǎn)見的人 |
| 17:37.37, |
Sweet Caroline! |
蒼天大地啊 |
| 17:38.83, |
So we're supposed to believe that |
難道要讓我們相信 |
| 17:40.58, |
you make a-a pumpkin fly across a football field. |
你讓一個(gè)南瓜飛過了整個(gè)足球場(chǎng) |
| 17:43.88, |
Yeah. I can prove it to you right now. |
對(duì) 我現(xiàn)在就能證明給你們看 |
| 17:44.84, |
Let's go to the football field. |
我們?nèi)プ闱驁?chǎng) |
| 17:45.68, |
Yes! Let's do this. I'd love to end this. |
行 去就去 我希望爭(zhēng)議就此結(jié)束 |
| 17:47.52, |
Yeah! Let's settle this! |
就是 我們?nèi)ケ仍囈粓?chǎng)吧 |
| 17:48.50, |
Dreamers versus Pritchetts! |
夢(mèng)想家對(duì)普里契特一家 |
| 17:49.67, |
Bravo! Bravo! When I say "Punkin," You say "Chunkin"! |
太棒了 我說南瓜你說射 |
| 17:52.10, |
- Punkin! Punkin! - No, no, no! |
-南瓜 南瓜 -不 停下來 |
| 17:53.97, |
Hold it! I did not just cook for eight hours |
站住 我做了8個(gè)小時(shí)的飯菜 |
| 17:57.81, |
so you people could run off to prove some asinine point |
不是為了讓你們跑出去證明些愚蠢的觀點(diǎn) |
| 18:00.92, |
that's only gonna make half of us feel bad! |
輸?shù)舻哪且环綍?huì)很難過的 |
| 18:03.11, |
Come on! Show a little respect. |
拜托 尊重下我的勞動(dòng)成果好嗎 |
| 18:09.73, |
Turkey smells great, sweetheart. |
火雞聞起來很香 親愛的 |
| 18:11.36, |
Is that turkey? |
那是火雞嗎 |
| 18:12.73, |
Because something smells like chicken. |
我怎么覺得聞起來像雞味[膽小鬼 |
| 18:14.67, |
- Okay, let's settle this. - Yeah. |
-好吧 我們一決勝負(fù)吧 -太好了 |
| 18:16.53, |
Vamos, vamos! Jay, I drive! |
大家來吧 杰 我開車 |
| 18:17.60, |
When I say "Punkin," You say "Chunkin"! |
我說南瓜你說射 |
| 18:18.77, |
Punkin! Chunkin! |
南瓜 射 |
| 18:20.67, |
This is the coolest thing ever. |
簡(jiǎn)直是我經(jīng)歷過最酷的事兒 |
| 18:22.76, |
Okay, I want to film. |
我要錄下來 |
| 18:24.36, |
Ay, no, wait, I want to be in it. |
不 等一下 我也要露個(gè)臉 |
| 18:25.93, |
Hey, Cam, are you sure this is going to work? |
小卡 你確定這樣可以嗎 |
| 18:27.54, |
Oh, god, you sound just like Cody. |
天吶 你說話的語氣和科迪一模一樣 |
| 18:30.09, |
Do you think this could launch a human? |
你覺得這個(gè)可不可以用來發(fā)射一個(gè)人 |
| 18:31.77, |
Luke... |
盧克 |
| 18:33.51, |
- Let's do the pumpkin first. - Okay. |
我們還是先發(fā)射南瓜吧-好 |
| 18:36.54, |
They're having fun over there, |
他們?cè)谀莾和娴恼骈_心 |
| 18:37.38, |
but you know it's gonna end in tears. |
但最后肯定是悲劇結(jié)尾 |
| 18:38.85, |
Yeah, always does. |
對(duì) 向來都是 |
| 18:39.80, |
Knock-knock. Who's there? |
敲門敲門 誰啊 |
| 18:41.30, |
Physics. |
物理學(xué) |
| 18:42.09, |
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm. |
謝謝-不用 |
| 18:43.22, |
Who's gonna be able to launch it? |
誰應(yīng)該來發(fā)射它 |
| 18:44.39, |
I think it should be Cam! |
我覺得是小卡 |
| 18:45.69, |
Oh, no! I think it should be all of us! |
哦不 我覺得應(yīng)該是我們所有人一起 |
| 18:46.97, |
All of us! All of us! |
所有人 所有人 |
| 18:47.86, |
Just get right here. Whoo! |
到這兒來 哇 |
| 18:50.12, |
For the record, I don't squash all of Phil's dreams. |
我必須聲明 我沒有打壓菲爾所有的夢(mèng)想 |
| 18:53.27, |
Just the ones that are, you know, potentially fatal. |
只是那些 可能會(huì) 注定悲劇的 |
| 18:55.35, |
I'm just trying to get the kid ready for life. |
我只是想讓那孩子準(zhǔn)備好來面對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)生活 |
| 18:57.28, |
Yeah. Yes, I-if we didn't do this to them, |
對(duì) 如果我們不對(duì)他們狠一點(diǎn) |
| 18:59.03, |
the world would. |
在社會(huì)上也會(huì)撞得鼻青臉腫 |
| 19:00.50, |
Okay, everybody, in final launching positions? |
好 大家各就各位準(zhǔn)備好要發(fā)射了嗎 |
| 19:02.50, |
Get ready to eat some crow! |
準(zhǔn)備接受羞"乳"吧 |
| 19:04.34, |
It is not as delicious as it sounds. |
羞"乳"的味道可不怎么美味哦 |
| 19:07.38, |
Okay... |
好 |
| 19:08.39, |
Uno! |
一 |
| 19:09.29, |
Dos! Tres! Three! |
二 三 |
| 19:15.01, |
What happened, Cam? |
怎么回事 小卡 |
| 19:16.64, |
I don't know. I-I don't know. |
我不知道 我 我不知道 |
| 19:18.40, |
Can we do it again? |
我們?cè)僭囈淮涡袉?/span> |
| 19:19.44, |
No, we only had one pumpkin, |
不 我們只有一個(gè)南瓜 |
| 19:21.23, |
and we just chunk it. |
而我們剛剛發(fā)射掉了 |
| 19:24.21, |
- Well, we were right. - Aw, yeah. |
-就說嘛 我們是對(duì)的 -哈 是的 |
| 19:27.61, |
I'm sorry, guys. |
對(duì)不起 |
| 19:29.88, |
This usually feels a little better, doesn't it? |
通常我們贏了應(yīng)該更開心才對(duì)啊 對(duì)吧 |
| 19:31.43, |
Yeah.-Huh? Mm. |
是的-是吧 |
| 19:33.45, |
All right. I-I hate to admit it, |
好吧 雖然我不愿意承認(rèn)這點(diǎn) |
| 19:34.51, |
but when they put the pumpkin in, |
但是當(dāng)他們把南瓜放進(jìn)去的時(shí)候 |
| 19:36.35, |
I was kind of hoping it would work. |
我有一點(diǎn)希望他們能成功 |
| 19:37.62, |
Yeah.-me,too. |
是的-我也是 |
| 19:40.45, |
All right! Let the gloating begin. |
好吧 開始幸災(zāi)樂禍吧 |
| 19:42.72, |
You know, it was a pretty good try. |
你知道嗎 其實(shí)是一次好的嘗試 |
| 19:44.43, |
We don't need your pity. |
我們不需要你們的同情 |
| 19:46.00, |
Let's just get this stuff cleaned up. |
我們清理一下球場(chǎng)吧 |
| 19:47.90, |
Well--or if--if maybe we, um... |
或者 或者我們可以 |
| 19:52.68, |
- We launch it from a steeper angle? - Yeah. |
試一下用更大的傾斜角發(fā)射-是的 |
| 19:54.66, |
Then...maybe if you had somebody else, |
然后 如果你們能有多一些人 |
| 19:56.30, |
you know, helping you pull the thing. |
一起幫你們拉它 |
| 19:57.80, |
But we don't have any more pumpkins. |
但是我們沒有多余的南瓜了 |
| 19:59.16, |
That's the easy part! |
那很簡(jiǎn)單 |
| 20:00.50, |
They're on every porch up and down the block. |
街坊鄰居家家戶戶門前都有 |
| 20:02.98, |
- Oh, we can handle that. Come on, kid! - Yeah. |
-我們可以搞定 來吧 -是的 |
| 20:04.47, |
Come on. Let's try one. |
來吧 讓我們?cè)僭囈淮?/span> |
| 20:05.73, |
Okay! All right! Let's do it! |
好吧 我們?cè)僭囈淮?/span> |
| 20:07.09, |
I say "Punkin," Gang says "Chunkin"! |
我說南瓜大家說射 |
| 20:09.45, |
There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. |
這個(gè)世界上有夢(mèng)想家 也有現(xiàn)實(shí)主義者 |
| 20:13.26, |
You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers |
你可能會(huì)覺得夢(mèng)想家們喜歡聚在一起 |
| 20:15.33, |
and the realists would find the realists, |
現(xiàn)實(shí)主義者又聚成另外的小集體 |
| 20:17.00, |
but more often than not, the opposite is true. |
但是往往 二者喜歡混搭在一起 |
| 20:20.44, |
Maybe if this works, |
如果這個(gè)成功了 |
| 20:21.50, |
we should launch my centerpiece next. |
我們下一個(gè)應(yīng)該發(fā)射我做的餐桌裝飾 |
| 20:22.84, |
It wasn't that bad. |
它沒有那么糟糕啦 |
| 20:24.13, |
Your rice pilaf was. |
你做的手抓飯倒是挺糟糕的 |
| 20:27.48, |
Jay, be careful! |
杰 小心點(diǎn)兒 |
| 20:29.38, |
Okay. All right. |
好的 準(zhǔn)備 |
| 20:30.95, |
Oh! Oh! Keep going, keep going! Keep going! |
好 好 繼續(xù)用力 繼續(xù)用力 |
| 20:36.59, |
You see, the dreamers need the realists |
其實(shí) 夢(mèng)想家需要現(xiàn)實(shí)主義者 |
| 20:38.19, |
to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. |
提醒他們 不要把夢(mèng)想放飛得過高 |
| 20:40.34, |
And the realists... |
而現(xiàn)實(shí)主義者 |
| 20:42.96, |
Well, without the dreamers, |
如果沒有夢(mèng)想家的話 |
| 20:45.18, |
they might not ever get off the ground. |
可能永遠(yuǎn)無法將夢(mèng)想放飛 |
| 20:50.16, |
Okay! Next one's going through the--the goal thingy, |
好 下一個(gè)一定會(huì)穿過球門 |
| 20:53.73, |
I can feel it! |
我能感覺到 |
| 20:59.03, |
Now when Lorna, Cody, and I did this, it was-- |
當(dāng)洛娜 科迪和我做這件事的時(shí)候 |
| 21:01.18, |
less talkin', more chunkin. |
少說話 多用力 |
| 21:02.46, |
Mom, I need to tell you something. |
媽媽 我要告訴你一件事 |
| 21:03.41, |
What is it, honey? |
是什么 寶貝 |
| 21:04.28, |
Ready! |
準(zhǔn)備 |
| 21:05.20, |
I distracted Haley while she was driving, |
海莉開車的時(shí)候 我讓她分心了 |
| 21:06.77, |
And we dented your car. |
我們把你的車撞出了一個(gè)凹痕 |
| 21:07.82, |
Fire! |
發(fā)射 |
| 21:15.97, |
Well, girls... |
姑娘們 |
| 21:18.07, |
Three more seconds, and you would have gotten away with it. |
再忍三秒 就追究不到你們頭上了 |
| 21:22.38, |
Now a human? |
現(xiàn)在射人了吧 |
| 21:23.75, |
Come here, Lily. |
過來吧 莉莉 |
| 21:25.11, |
Luke, no. |
盧克 別犯二 |
