聽美劇學英語-摩登家庭第二季 第13集：詭異的結婚紀念日

and Lily would be a Yorkie.

則莉莉會是一只約克夏

And I'd still be trapped in a loveless marriage.

而我則會繼續(xù)被困在無愛的婚姻中

Oh, Amelia.

艾米莉亞

Oh, you are funny!

你真風趣

I really like you guys.

我真的很喜歡你們

I mean, I haven't had a lot of time

我還沒有時間

to meet the other parents.

去見其他的家長

You know, single mom, hectic work schedule...

我是單身媽媽 工作又忙

Now, what do you do, Amelia?

艾米莉亞 你是做什么工作的

I own a few restaurants.

我有幾家餐廳

I just opened one nearby.

我最近在附近又開了一家

Oh, my gosh. Are you that Amelia?

天吶 就是那家艾米莉亞餐廳嗎

Oh, my gosh!

天吶

We've heard wonderful things about the restaurant.

我們聽說那家餐廳很棒

It must be doing well.

那里生意一定很好

We can never seem to get a r -- a reservation.

我們一直都訂不到位子

- Can't get in. - Can't.

都進不去-進不去

Oh, well, that's no problem.

這事好辦

The next time you call, just tell them --

下次你打電話時 就告訴他們

Oh. One second.

等一下

Oh, I'm sorry. Tell them what?

不好意思 告訴他們什么

Hello?

喂

Well, did you show it to him? And what did he say?

你給他看了嗎 他說什么

Okay. Uh, hold on a second.

好的 等一下

I'm gonna switch phones.

我換個電話

I'm sorry. It's the restaurant.

不好意思 是餐廳的事

Excuse me just a minute.

我失陪一下

You said to tell them something.

你剛才叫我們在訂位時跟他們說某句話的

Did you hear that?

你聽見了嗎

When we know what to say, we're in.

等我們知道該說什么了 就有特權了

Oh! This is very exciting.

太讓人激動了

I've never had an in at a restaurant before.

我還從沒在餐廳里享受過特權

They'll probably greet us at the door by our names,

也許我們一到 他們就會在門口迎接我們 還叫得出我們的名字

show us to our favorite table...

然后把我們帶到我們最愛的桌前

They'll let us play fast and loose with the menu,

我們可以隨意變換菜單

order lunch things for dinner, dinner things for lunch!

晚餐時點午飯的食物 午餐時點晚餐的食物

- It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. - Cameron!

-沒事 沒事 沒事 -卡梅隆

- It's fine. - Stop moving.

沒事-別動了

You there?

你還在嗎

Put him on the phone.

讓他接電話

Oh, that's the baby monitor. Should we turn it off?

是嬰兒監(jiān)護器 要關掉嗎

Who am I speaking to?

你是哪位

Well...Mr. Campbell,

好吧 坎貝爾先生

you need to replace the extremely expensive countertop

你要把廚房那個非常貴的工作臺面換掉

that one of your incompetent workers clearly ruined

上次叫你手下的笨蛋工人來修冰箱

when he was supposed to be fixing the refrigerator.

結果他卻把工作臺面弄壞了

Okay, this is why she's so successful.

這就是她這么成功的原因

She's tough but calm.

嚴厲但卻鎮(zhèn)定

Because I'm not an idiot!!

因為我不是白癡

As is evidenced by my law degree,

我可是法律學畢業(yè)的

which I will happily dust off and use to crush you in court

你要是不在接下來的七十二小時內

if you don't fix it, replace it,

把它給我修好 換掉

or send me a check in the next 72 hours.

或是開賠款支票給我的話 我就上法庭告死你

You know what? Stay right there.

這樣吧 你呆在那

Don't move.

不要走

Act like you weren't listening.

裝作你剛才什么都沒聽見一樣

What does that look like?

怎么裝

I'm so sorry.

很抱歉

I have to run down to the restaurant for a minute.

我得去一下餐廳

I really feel terrible asking,

我都不好意思說出口

but do -- would you guys mind --

但是你們介不介意

- Oh, it's not a problem. We'll watch the kids. - Okay.

-沒問題 我們會幫你照看孩子 -好的

Oh, yes, you go take care

沒錯 你去照料

of that fabulous restaurant of yours

你那間我們迫不及待

that we cannot wait to try.

想要擠進去的餐廳

And when we do call, Amelia, you said to --

艾米莉亞 我們預約時要說什么

Jackson, mommy will be right back.

杰克遜 媽媽一會就回來

Okay. Thanks, you guys, so much.

真是太謝謝你們了

I owe you big time.

我欠你們個大人情

Did you hear that?

聽到了嗎

She owes us big time.

她說欠了我們很大的人情

You know, she also has that restaurant in Las Vegas

拉斯維加斯那間斟酒服務生掛著鋼絲

where the sommeliers fly around on wires.

飛來飛去的餐廳也是她開的

Oh, my gosh. Lily, thank you for being such a trouper

天吶 莉莉 謝謝你這么討那邊那位

with Mr. Personality over there.

不說話的小家伙的喜歡

I'm gonna get you a treat.

我要好好地獎勵你一下

Oh, a juice box broke in here. It's all wet inside.

一盒果汁漏了 里面都濕了

Will you stop gasping? It's just a diaper --

你用得著那么大驚小怪嗎 只是一片尿片

Okay. We need a game plan.

好吧 我們得想個計劃

We need to rehearse exactly what we're gonna say

我們要排練一下到底要說什么

because that is the only way I'm gonna hold it together

因為當我的寶貝孩子們用批判

when my babies are looking at me

和厭惡的眼神望著我時

with judgment and disgust.

那是唯一能讓我不會崩潰的辦法了

First of all, that's how they always look at us.

首先 他們一直都是那樣看我們的

Oh, Phil.

菲爾

Secondly, this isn't as traumatic as you think.

其次 他們受的創(chuàng)傷沒有你想象的那么大

Honey, I walked in on my parents having sex once.

親愛的 我有一次也曾撞見我爸媽做愛

It was -- oh -- awful.

那簡直 太糟糕了

I can't even get the image out of my mind.

我甚至沒法把那個畫面從我的腦海里抹去

Claire, we're not your parents. We're in much better shape.

克萊爾 我們不像你的父母 咱倆狀態(tài)好多了

Okay. You want to know the worst thing?

好吧 你知道最糟糕的是什么嗎

They didn't even talk about it.

他們連談都不跟我談

They just let it hang there.

他們就讓那件事懸在那

I'm not gonna do that to our kids.

我不會那樣對我們的孩子

Phil, this --

菲爾

this is a defining moment for us as parents.

這是我們作為家長的關鍵性時刻

How we handle this could shape how they feel

我們對這件事的處理方式

about sex and intimacy for the rest of their lives!

會影響他們余生對性和親密的看法

Claire. Honey.

克萊爾 親愛的

Honey, this is only a big deal if we make it a big deal.

親愛的 只要咱倆不小題大做 這就不是什么大事

We set the tone here. So let's just play it cool.

這件事的基調是咱倆定的 冷靜對待就是了

Act like it was a big, funny mix-up.

就把這當成是一個有趣的大混戰(zhàn)

Crack a few jokes. Lighten the mood.

說幾個笑話 緩和一下氣氛

Jokes.

笑話

What kind of jokes?

怎樣的笑話

Well, this is...

這是

I'm just spitballin' here, but --

我先隨便舉個例子

What if I was all, "Knock, knock"...

如果我說 敲門敲門

and they were like, "Who's there"?

他們會說 是誰啊

And I was all, "Someone who doesn't want to see

我就說 不想撞到

their parents doing it.

自己父母嘿咻的人

That's why we knocked".

所以我們才敲門

Again, this is -- this is very rough.

當然這還要修改一下

Why are they still up there?

他們怎么還在樓上

How long does sex take?

嘿咻一般要多久

Oh, my god. Stop talking.

天吶 不要說了

Did you guys notice

你們倆注意到了嗎

that dad had the same look on his face

老爸剛才的表情就像是

as when he smells a new car?

看到了一款新車一樣

I need to leave.

我要離開

I need to go to camp.

我要去露營

This is gonna be so weird when they come down.

他們下來的時候肯定會很尷尬

Let's just go. Okay? Come on.

我們走吧 好嗎 走吧

Wait. But I'm hungry.

等等 我餓了

We'll get breakfast. Let's just go. Come on!

我們去買早餐 走吧 快走

Let's go. Come on.

走啊 快走

Where are you going?

你們要去哪

Anywhere.

哪都行

Where is your mother? I need to talk to her.

你媽媽在哪 我要跟她談談

I don't think it's a good time right now.

我覺得這個時機不太合適

She won't come out of her room.

她待在房間里不出來

She's really upset, isn't she?

她很郁悶 對吧

Big time.

超郁悶

How'd you know?

你們怎么知道的

We called.

我們打過電話來

Tell me exactly what she said.

告訴我她到底是怎么說的

I don't know. There was just a lot of screaming.

我不知道 就聽到她一直在叫

Where was your father when all this was going on?

發(fā)生這些事時 你爸爸在哪

Oh, he was right behind her.

他就在她身后

Oh! It's not coming out! It's not coming out!

擦不掉 擦不掉

Blot! Don't rub! Blot!

要吸干那些果汁 不要擦 要吸

We are beyond blotting and rubbing.

我們已經過了吸污和抹擦的階段了

I think we've moved on to sweating and crying.

就等著一身大汗和痛哭流涕了

Okay, okay. Let's not panic.

好了 好了 不要慌

We'll just -- we'll tell Amelia what happened,

我們就對艾米莉亞實話實說

and then we'll pay to have it cleaned.

然后由我們負擔清洗費

What if it can't be cleaned, Mitchell?!

米奇爾 萬一這個洗不掉怎么辦

Okay, okay. Then we'll pay for a new rug.

好吧 那我們就賠她一塊新的地毯

Are you insane?

你瘋了吧

This is a limited-edition alpaca hand-made stark rug!

這是限量版手工制作的羊駝呢地毯