英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）66 遇見(jiàn)太太

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你在哪里遇到你太太呢?

Two acquaintances were in the barber shop gettingshaves at the same time.

兩個(gè)熟識(shí)的朋友剛好同時(shí)在理發(fā)店內(nèi)刮胡子。

After the barbers had finished,

理發(fā)師刮完他們的胡子后，

each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

兩人都被問(wèn)到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。

"No, no," answered the first man.

“不，不，”第一個(gè)先生說(shuō)。

"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

“我太太會(huì)以為我去過(guò)妓院。”

"Go ahead," said the other.

“我沒(méi)關(guān)系，”另一個(gè)先生說(shuō)道。

"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

“我太太從沒(méi)在妓院待過(guò)!”