英語笑話（雙語）47 你真是有問題了

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你真是有問題了!

A man reported to his doctor that he was havingtrouble going to the bathroom.

一位老兄對(duì)醫(yī)生說明他上廁所有困難。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.

“你早上有小便嗎?，’醫(yī)生問他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "

“有，每天早上六點(diǎn)鐘。”

"And how are your bowel movements?"

“那大便情況如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "

“像時(shí)鐘一樣，我每天準(zhǔn)時(shí)七點(diǎn)鐘上大號(hào)。”

"So what's the problem?"

“那問題到底出在哪里呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. "

“我八點(diǎn)鐘才起床。”