英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）17 哦，你做的真好

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哦，你做的真好

Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabiandesert when they were captured by a band offerocious Bedouin.

莫伊。賴?yán)途砻齻€(gè)傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時(shí)，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來(lái)。

"By the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed," declared their savageleader. "Set up the guillotine !"

“依據(jù)我們沙漠的規(guī)定，你們這些可憐的異教徒必須被處死，”野蠻的首領(lǐng)說(shuō)道。“把斷頭臺(tái)架設(shè)好。”

Moe was the first to be ordered to the death instrument.

莫伊首先被命令上斷頭臺(tái)。

The blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck.

但令人驚訝的是，刀具落下時(shí)在接近脖子地方就停止不動(dòng)了。

"It's a miracle! " declared the Arab. "Release him!"

“這是個(gè)奇跡!”這位阿拉伯人說(shuō)道。“把他放走!”

Next, Larry placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. But once again it stoppedshort of his neck.

接著賴?yán)杨^放在像剃刀刀片一樣銳利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的頸部地方停了下來(lái)。

"By Allah, another miracle!" affirmed the sheik once more. "Release him! "

“奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一個(gè)奇跡!”酋長(zhǎng)又一次宣布。“放了他!”

Finally, Curly was led to the ominous device. Looking closely he noticed a splinter of woodblocking the path of the blade.

最后卷毛被帶到那不吉利的斷頭臺(tái)上，仔細(xì)察看后，他發(fā)現(xiàn)一塊小木片擋住了刀鋒的去路。

"Well, no wonder it's not working," he announced.

“難怪它沒(méi)反應(yīng)，”他大聲說(shuō)道。

"Here's your problem right here."

“你們的問(wèn)題就在這里”

1.wandering in 閑逛

例句：Even when he is freed from the small jail, hefinds himself wandering in a larger jail.

即便他從小監(jiān)獄被釋放出來(lái)了，他會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)自己還在一個(gè)大監(jiān)獄里游蕩。

2.set up 設(shè)置;建立

例句：A fund will be set up for the orphans.

一項(xiàng)為孤兒設(shè)立的基金即將建立起來(lái)。

3.once again 再次

例句：Once again he found himself inside the apartment in the enormous gray house.

他又一次發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在那所龐大的灰色的房子的房間里了。

4.a splinter of 一片

例句：As he stepped into a pile of shavings, a long blackwood splinter pierced his foot.

當(dāng)它踩在一堆刨花里時(shí)，一片長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的黑檀木的木片扎進(jìn)了他的腳里。