他其實沒那么喜歡你 第50期:跟很多酒鬼戀愛過

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Sometimes life is incredibly difficult and painful.

有些人的生活極其的艱難而又痛苦。

If you're looking for a partner to share your life with,it's better to pick someone who's able to meet itheadlong with his full faculties.

如果你想尋找一個可以共享此生的伴侶，最好挑選一個可以拼盡全力的人。

Extra note to the ladies: If you happen to notice an increase in your drinking or smoking whilewith Mr. Party Man, please be aware.

給女士們的格外忠告：如果你恰好發(fā)現(xiàn)在和派對先生一起時，喝酒和抽煙的幾率增加了，那你就要小心了。

This is not an "if you can't beat it, get drunk with it" situation.

這可不是一個“如果你跑不掉，那就一醉方休“的情況。

Your getting drunk won't make him seem any less of a drinker.

你喝醉了并不會損害他是酒鬼的事實。

Here's Why This One is Hard, by Liz

這就是此事為何艱難的原因，莉茲

I don't know why, but I've dated a lot of alcoholics.

我不知道為什么我跟很多酒鬼戀愛過。

Or as I would have probably said at the time, "guys who like to drink a lot."

或者當時我應該更恰當?shù)姆Q之為，“酗酒的男人。”

I really don't know why. There isn't alcoholism anywhere in my family. I'm not a big drinkermyself.

我真的不知道這是為什么。我家沒有酗酒的人。我自己也不是海量的人。

I think I just always thought they were fun.

我覺得我只是覺得他們有趣罷了。

I loved when my boyfriend climbed the water tower at my friend's roof party wedding while hewas bombed out of his mind and exposed himself to everyone.

我喜歡我男朋友在我朋友屋頂派對婚禮上爬上水塔，思想爆炸，向大家展示自己的樣子。

I thought it was hilarious. And when that guy, drunk, lit a pack of firecrackers in his kitchenjust to make me laugh? Well, that was adorable.

我覺得那很好笑。當那哥們兒喝醉了，在廚房點著一盒鞭炮只是為博我一笑時，那真是可愛極了。

I found it particularly amusing when my boyfriend disappeared for a week and, after a lot ofcalling, I found out he moved back in with his ex-girlfriend.

我覺得當我男朋友消失一禮拜，在打了很多電話給他后，發(fā)現(xiàn)他搬回前女友那兒去的時候尤其好笑。

I think there are probably personality traits that many alcoholics share that happen to be thetraits that I find really attractive.

我覺得許多酒鬼所共有的性格特點恰好很吸引我。

The drunks I've dated were all spontaneous, funny, passionate, smart, creative, emotionallyunavailable, unreliable, insensitive, dishonest, and slightly abusive.

和我約會的酒鬼都是自然的，有趣的，熱情的，聰明的，創(chuàng)造性的，情緒不穩(wěn)定，不可靠，不敏感，不誠實，和輕微的虐待。

How I loved them all. So what's hard about this one?

我都喜歡。所以這有什么困難的么?

Nothing much. Except, boy, does alcohol factor in a lot in the beginning stages of dating.

什么都沒有。除了男孩在戀愛初期就表現(xiàn)出了許多喝酒的特質(zhì)。

The first kiss, the first time having sex...most relationships would never get off the groundwithout a couple of glasses of wine first, and there ain't nothing wrong with that.

初吻，初次做愛......許多戀情在取得進展時離不開一杯事前酒，但是那是無害的。