愛駐我心 第9期:世界上最辛苦的工作

小編寄語：這篇文章曾讓小編思考了很久，這份工作需要你必須能夠在幾乎或是實際上所有時間都站著工作，持續(xù)站著，一直彎腰，不斷運用你自己最高度的精力。而工作的時間一周從135小時到無限時不等，基本上是一天24小時，一周七天。但是卻沒有報酬，你愿意接受這份工作嗎？

Just give me one second. Sure! Hey. Two minutes,thank you. Hi, good afternoon. Sorry about that.

等我一下。沒問題!嘿。兩分鐘，謝謝你。嗨，午安。真是不好意思。

Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well. Have you ever done one of these interviews overthe camera before? No!

嗨，很高興認識你。我也很開心認識你。你以前曾在攝影機前進行過任何這種面試嗎?沒有!

Let me tell you a little bit about the job to get started with.

讓我首先來告訴你一點點關(guān)于這份工作的內(nèi)容。

It's not just a job. It's sort of probably the most important job.

這不只是一份工作。這也許有點是最重要的工作。

The title that we have going right now is Director of Operations, but it's really kind of so muchmore than that.

我們現(xiàn)在給的職稱是營運總監(jiān)，但它其實好像比那職稱多出更多。

Responsibilities and requirements are really quite extensive.

職責和條件是真的非常廣泛。

First category for the requirements would be mobility.

工作條件的第一類會是機動性。

This job requires that you must be able to work standing up most or really all of the timeconstantly on your feet, constantly bending over, constantly exerting yourself a high level ofstamina. Okay.

這份工作需要你必須能夠在幾乎或是實際上所有時間都站著工作，持續(xù)站著，一直彎腰，不斷運用你自己最高度的精力。好的。

That's a lot. For how many, like, for how many hours?

那很多。要多少，像是要幾個小時?

A hundred and thirty five hours to unlimited hours a week, it's basically twenty-four hours aday, seven days a week.

一周從135小時到無限時不等，基本上是一天24小時，一周七天。

I'm sure you'll have a chance from time to time to maybe just sit down here and there, yeah?

我相信你偶爾會有機會，也許是四處坐下，對吧?

You mean like a break? Yeah. No, there are no breaks available.

你是說像是休息嗎?是的。沒有，沒有休息時間。

Is that even legal? Yeah, of course, yeah. Okay. So like, no lunch? You can have lunch, but onlywhen the associate is done eating their lunch.

這究竟合法嗎?當然合法，是的。好。所以像是，沒有午餐?你可以吃午餐，但只有當合伙人用完午餐后才能吃。

I think that's a little intense.

我覺得這有點太辛苦了。

No, that's crazy.

不，那很瘋狂。

Now this position requires excellent negotiation and interpersonal skill. We're really looking forsomeone that might have a degree in medicine, in finance and the culinary arts.

現(xiàn)在這個職位需要絕佳的協(xié)商及人際關(guān)系技能。我們非常期待某位也許有醫(yī)學、金融、及廚藝學位的人。

You must be able to wear several hats. The associate needs constant attention.

你必須要能夠身兼多職。合伙人需要持續(xù)的關(guān)注。

Sometimes they have to stay up with an associate throughout the night. You need to be ableto work in a chaotic environment.

有時他們必須要和合伙人一起徹夜不休。你需要能夠在雜亂的環(huán)境下工作。

If you had a life, we'd ask you to sort of give that life up. No vacations. In fact, Thanksgiving,Christmas, New Years and holidays, the workload is gonna go up.

如果你有自己的生活，我們會要求你有點像是放棄那種生活。沒有假期。事實上，感恩節(jié)、圣誕節(jié)、新年、和假期期間，工作份量會增加。

And we demand that with a happy disposition.

我們要求帶著開心的態(tài)度做那工作。

That's almost cruel. That's almost a very very sick, twisted joke.

那幾乎是殘忍的。那幾乎是一個非常非常病態(tài)、瘋狂的玩笑。

But when is the time to sleep or...Oh, no time to sleep. Yeah, all encompassing almost. That'sexactly right.

但睡覺時間是什么時候，沒時間睡覺。是啊，幾乎全都包了。完全正確。

Three hundred and sixty five days a year? Yes. No! That's inhumane. That's very insane.

一年365天?對。不!那很不人道。非常荒唐。

The meaningful connections that you make, and the feeling that you get for helping yourassociate are immeasurable.

因為幫助你的合伙人建立的重要連結(jié)以及你得到的感受是無法計量的。

Also, let's cover the salary. The position is gonna pay absolutely nothing. Excuse me?

還有，來談?wù)勑剿?。這個職位將完全不會支付任何東西。請再說一遍?

No! Nobody will do that for free. It's crazy! Yeah, pro bono. Completely for free. No!

不!沒人會免費做這種工作。太瘋狂了!-是的，免費慈善服務(wù)。完全免費。不!

What if I told you that there's someone that, actually, currently holds this position right now?

如果我告訴你有某個人，實際上，目前正在這個職位上呢?

Billions of people actually. Who? Moms. Yeah. Yeah! Moms. That's awesome. Yeah!

事實上有數(shù)十億人。誰?媽媽們。對。是的!媽媽們。這很棒。是啊!

And they meet every requirement, don't they?

她們符合每個需求，對吧?

Oh, my God! Moms are the best.

我的天!媽媽們是最棒的。

Yes, no pay, they're 24 hours, they're always there.

是的，沒有薪水、她們24小時待命、她們總是在那兒。

Now I'm thinking about my mom.

現(xiàn)在我在想我媽媽。

Yeah, and what are you thinking about her? I'm thinking about all those nights and everything.

你在想媽媽的什么事?我在想所有那些夜晚和所有事。

Thank you so much for everything you do. I know it doesn't seem like I appreciate all of it butI definitely do.

非常謝謝你所做的一切。我知道我看起來不像有感激所有的事，但我確實很感激。

So, mom, I wanna say thank you for everything that you've done. I love you very much. You'vebeen there through thick and thin.

所以，媽，我想要說謝謝你所做的一切。我非常愛你。在任何情況下你一直都在那兒。

My mom is just awesome. She is awesome.

我的媽媽就是很棒。她很棒。