英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命52: 設(shè)身處地替人想一想

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Put Yourself in My Place

設(shè)身處地替人想一想

Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,

某一農(nóng)場(chǎng)上，老媽要老爸去修理茅房。

Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn

老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回來(lái)了。

"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "

“那個(gè)茅房什么問(wèn)題也沒(méi)有啊，孩子的娘。”

Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.

老媽將老爸帶回茅房，把他的頭塞進(jìn)茅坑當(dāng)中。

"Hey," said Dad, "my beard',event)">beard is stuck!"

“嘿!”老爸說(shuō)道，“我的胡子粘住了!”

"Aggravatin', ain't it?"

“問(wèn)題嚴(yán)重了，是不是呢?”
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