英語笑話笑死人不償命27:好運(yùn)跟著保險(xiǎn)來

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Talk about Luck

好運(yùn)跟著保險(xiǎn)來

"For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman

“這是最后一次了，我不要買任何保險(xiǎn)!”被騷擾的房主對推銷員說道。

"Just a moment, sir. Please consider this :Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself.

“等一會(huì)兒，先生，請您仔細(xì)考慮一下：上個(gè)月有一位先生長得跟你很像，他剛買了一份保險(xiǎn)，

The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted.

隔天他家就著火，房子內(nèi)部全都被燒毀，

To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm. ""Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"

為了保住性命，他從樓上窗戶跳下來，恰巧落在他的汽車上，穿過車頂，他摔斷了兩條腿和一只手臂。”

“喔!他就是你所說的幸運(yùn)人士中的一個(gè)，不是嗎?