經(jīng)典兩分鐘演講稿———男子堅(jiān)持不懈三次搶劫同一銀行被判罪

A Mohave County man who spent four years in prison for robbing the same bank twice is going back to prison for 10 years for robbing the bank a third time.

世界之大無奇不有，現(xiàn)在就有這樣一位男子：他曾因兩次搶劫同一銀行入獄四年，這次他又要回監(jiān)獄再待上十年了，因?yàn)樗谌螕尳倭四羌毅y行。(= =這位大哥您腫末了!跟他家銀行杠上了嗎?!)

The Kingman Daily Miner reports 28-year-old Keith B. Coggins was 19 when he robbed the Stockmen's Bank in Golden Valley twice within a three-week period in early 2001.

據(jù)The Kingman Daily Miner報(bào)道，這位28歲的大哥叫Coggins，2001年19歲時(shí)就在三周內(nèi)兩次搶劫了位于Golden Valley的Stockmen's銀行。(出來混的夠早的...)

Coggins pleaded guilty to both robberies and was sentenced to five years in prison. He was released in 2005.

當(dāng)時(shí)Coggins對兩起搶劫案供認(rèn)不諱，被判了5年監(jiān)禁，于2005年刑滿出獄。

Authorities say Coggins returned to the same location in January and made off with more than $46,000.

當(dāng)?shù)毓賳T表示，今年1月，Coggins第三次來到了那家銀行，并卷走了4萬6000多美元。

Mohave County Sheriff's deputies captured Coggins within an hour of the robbery and recovered the stolen cash.

當(dāng)?shù)氐木L助理稱，Coggins在一個(gè)小時(shí)內(nèi)就被抓獲了，被搶劫的現(xiàn)金也如數(shù)歸還給了銀行。(行動(dòng)太失敗鳥!)

Coggins pleaded guilty last week to felony charges of robbery, theft and unlawful flight in a plea deal reached with prosecutors.

上周，Coggins在與起訴方達(dá)成的訴訟中對搶劫、盜竊及非法逃逸罪供認(rèn)不諱。

小編的話：這位杯具的大哥太可愛了，來看看網(wǎng)友們有啥評論吧^ ^

His mother always told him to be consistent.

他媽媽教他做事要持之以恒。(不帶這樣冤枉他媽咪的啊= =)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times...well?

被騙一次，可惡。被騙兩次，可悲。被騙三次……那是什么?(這位網(wǎng)友你真相鳥...)

Dialogue inside the bank:

Idiot robber: This is a stick up...give me all your money.

Teller: Keith is that you? You're back again?

Idiot robber: ?...Yeah :( How did you know it was me?

Teller: Well this is the third time you've hit us. Alright, here you go. Oh and by the way i hit the silent alarm again.

銀行內(nèi)的對話：

愚蠢的大哥：搶劫的!把錢都拿出來!

銀行員工：Keith是你嗎?你又來啦?

愚蠢的大哥：額……是的，杯具，你怎么知道是我?

銀行員工：矮油，這都是你第三次來搶我們了!好吧，都給你。對了，我已經(jīng)按了警鈴哦……(腹黑的家伙啊!這位網(wǎng)友很有才!)