Quora精選：哪些問題讓你無語？

What are some dumb questions you have been asked?你都被問過哪些讓人無語的問題？

 

獲得6.7k好評的答案@Abhinav Gaur

I work for a semiconductor company which45 makes electronic chips. On being asked about what I do, I once told to one of my aunts that after completing my electronics engineering, I had started working in a chip designing company.我為一家制造電腦晶片的半導體公司工作。有一次，我的一位阿姨問我是做什么的，我告訴她我在完成電子工程的學業(yè)后，開始在一家芯片設計公司工作。After a pause for few seconds, she asked:停頓了幾秒后，她問道："What are your most popular flavors? Are the chips as good as Lays??"“那你最喜歡什么口味呢？那些薯片和樂事一樣好吃嗎？”I had no idea what to say.我不知道該說什么好。

注：Chip雙關，是芯片，又是薯片。

 

獲得5.5k好評的答案@Nandita Rao

Conversation with a girl on the Subway in NYC :和一個妹子在紐約市地鐵上的對話：Her:"Are you from India?"她：“你來自印度嗎？”Me:"Yes"我：“是的?！盚er:"Really unfair how we Americans just start talking about Slumdog millionaire everytime we talk to an Indian"她：“我們美國人每次說到印度就只會開始談論《貧民窟的百萬富翁》，怎么能這樣，這太不公平了?！盡e(Surprised because I'd never heard that before):"Ya, that's really annoying"我（很驚訝，因為我之前從沒聽說過）：“啊，那確實挺討厭?！盚er:"I mean India isn't all slums, I was in Dubai last year, you guys lead a pretty luxurious lifestyle, dunno why only word about slums goes around"她：“我是說印度不全是貧民窟，我去年在迪拜，你們過著非常奢侈的生活，我不知道為什么只有關于貧民窟的傳言。”Me - "huh??"我——“哈？”Her:"I guess its mainly because of states like Pakistan and Bangladesh!"她：“我猜這主要是因為巴基斯坦和孟加拉那樣的州！”Me – speechless我——無語了。

 

獲得2k好評的答案@Narayan Babu

"Are you sleeping?"“你睡了嗎？”

 

獲得3.5k好評的答案@Jashan Gupta

The most illogical question that every student in India must have been asked by his/her teacher:在印度，每個的學生都曾被他/她的老師問到的最沒有意義的問題：

"Homework kaisa bhul gaye ? Kabhi khaana khana bhulte ho ?"

Translation:翻譯過來就是："How did you forget doing your Homework? Do you ever forget eating food ?"“你怎么能忘記做作業(yè)？你有忘記過吃東西嗎？”Just doesn't make sense.這根本就說不通啊。

 

(來源:滬江)