單身汪的情人節(jié)自救指南，趕緊的！

Answered by Akash Jain

Akash Jain 回答：

I have the same plans as Harry! :D

我的計劃和哈利一樣！:D

My plans for Valentine's Day
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

我的情人節(jié)計劃：
一個人待在臥室里，一聲不響，假裝自己不存在。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回復：

I will try out a business of selling black roses and black teddy bears and all those things which would be associated with the people in the picture below. Hail the anti-valentines. Become a billionaire!

我會做點小生意，賣賣黑玫瑰啊黑色泰迪熊之類的東西，就賣給下圖這樣的人。作一名堅定的反情人節(jié)主義者！圓億萬富翁夢！

Answered by Kuldeep Bhatt

Kuldeep Bhatt 回答：

I am going to get a Dog.

我打算買只狗。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

"Losing My Virginity"
I will read the book with the above name by?Richard Branson?;-)

《獻出初夜》
我會讀上面這本理查德·布蘭森的書。

Answered by Pramod Krishna

Pramod Krishna 回答：

This one sums it up:

這幅圖說明了一切：

—What are you waiting for in February?
—UEFA champions league.
—Marry me!

—今年二月你最期待什么？
—歐冠呀。
—快嫁給我！

Answered by Quora User

Quora用戶 回答：

Planning to take loan for this valentine's day.
My bank just mailed me—
"Celebrate Valentine's day with the XXX Bank Consumer Durable Loan".
So,?it has come to this.

我打算情人節(jié)那天去銀行貸個款。
剛才收到了銀行給我發(fā)的郵件——
“和XXX銀行的耐用消費品貸款一起歡度情人節(jié)吧！”
所以，就這樣咯。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way

叮叮當~
叮叮當~
單身響叮當~

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

—So what are you going to do on the 14th of February?
—What day of the week it is?
—Friday.
—Legs. I’m going to do legs that day.

—話說，你二月十四號有什么安排？
—那天是星期幾來著？
—星期五。
—哦，腿部訓練。星期五我要做腿部訓練。