搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子25 外星西蘭花

煩人的橙子 橙子和梨子被外星西蘭花(花椰菜)抓走了。最后橙子憑著自己地球人無人能及的“口才”成為小青花菜們的新領導者。一口通吃么?

Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind 花椰菜外星人英語字幕：

梨子：Wow! Look at that sky! It is beatiful! Check it out, Orange! There's Caseopia, and that one

煩人的橙子： Hey! Hey, Onion!

梨子：What? No! It's-it's name is-

煩人的橙子： Look, Pear! It's Onion! Hey! Hey Onion!

梨子：Dude, It's not a Onion.

煩人的橙子： Wow! That's the biggest star i've ever seen!

梨子：That's not an Onion! It's... What the?

煩人的橙子： Whoa! What's that one called?

梨子：Wait a second. Orange, that's not a star.

煩人的橙子： Oooh! A light show!

梨子：Oh my God!

Orange & 梨子：(Screaming)

煩人的橙子： Whoa! What the?

梨子：Where are we?

西蘭花奴仆: Ah. The specimens are conscious.

梨子：What was that?

煩人的橙子： It's Broccoli!

西蘭花奴仆: Welcome to space, earthlings!

煩人的橙子： Space? Hey. Hey Broccoli!

西蘭花奴仆: Quiet!

煩人的橙子： Jeez, I don't like this guys altitude. (Laughs)

西蘭花奴仆: Silence! The leader approaches.

煩人的橙子： The bieber? (Gasps) Is Justin Bieber here? Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

西蘭花奴仆: What? No I said leader.

煩人的橙子： Take me to your Bieber! (Laughs)

Suddenly the lights turn on revealing 5 other 西蘭花奴仆s, and the floor gives way to reveal Broccoli

外星西蘭花：(Laughs) All right Minions, SHOW ME THE MONEY! (Laughs) What do you have for me?

煩人的橙子： Hey! You must be the Bieber! Sing Baby, sing it! Do it now!

外星西蘭花：Hold on there a second my little fruit basket.

煩人的橙子： (With a thermomoter in his mouth) Hey look Pear, I've got the Bieber Fever! (Laughs)

外星西蘭花：Quiet! You know Orange, You're looking glimp right now.

梨子：Hey! Sorry about that. Orange gets a little excited sometimes. I think what he's trying to ask is, why are we here?

外星西蘭花：Why are you here? You want the truth?

梨子：Yeah.

外星西蘭花：YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! The truth of the matter is, you're about ot get the ride, of your life. (Chuckles)

煩人的橙子： (Chuckles)

外星西蘭花：(Laughs)

煩人的橙子： (Laughs)

外星西蘭花：(Laughs hysterically)

煩人的橙子： (Laughs hysterically)

外星西蘭花：(Laughs hysterically)

煩人的橙子： (Laughs hysterically)

外星西蘭花：(Laughs hysterically)

煩人的橙子： (Laughs hysterically)

外星西蘭花：(Laughs hysterically) Silence! Bring in the Vivosector 9000.

Two 西蘭花奴仆s bring in the Vivosector 9000, a giant disecting machine

煩人的橙子： Woh! It's a giant bedazzeler!

外星西蘭花：No, it's not a bedazzler.

煩人的橙子： Bedazzle my jacket! Bedazzle my jacket!

外星西蘭花：What the?

煩人的橙子： It needs more rhinestones. (Laughs)

外星西蘭花：No, this machine is for disecting. You see Orange, we are traveling the universe, studying the most intelligent lifeforms we can find.

梨子：Um, I think you may have the wrong guy.

煩人的橙子： Yeah. Pear's not the brightest guy in the world.

梨子：(Sighs)

外星西蘭花：SILENCE! It's time to see what you two are really made of. Vivosector 9000, target the intelligent life, and fire at will. (Laughs)

煩人的橙子： Hey Pear! Look what I can do! (Tounge flips) You try! (Tounge Flips)

The Vivosector 9000 searches for intelligent life looks at orange, but classifies him as unintelligent. It then target's broccoli, which it classifies as intelligent life.

外星西蘭花：(Laughs) Oh Crap.

The Vivosector 9000 then fires at Broccoli, making him explode.

煩人的橙子： Woah! I didn't know this ship had cruise control! (Laughs)

外星西蘭花奴仆#1: The leader is, no more.

外星西蘭花奴仆#2: No more?

外星西蘭花奴仆#1: No more. Long live, our new leader!

西蘭花奴仆s: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

煩人的橙子： Yay! I'm the new Bieber!

外星西蘭花奴仆#1: What is your first command, new leader?

煩人的橙子： Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...Oo! I know what we can do!

梨子：Oh boy, here we go.

The spaceship flies over to the moon, where it engraves Orange on it.

煩人的橙子： Yay! Now I'm a big star too! (Laughs)

梨子：Dude, that's not a star.

煩人的橙子： Shut up, Pear.

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