搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子22 Lady Pasta女神面面

煩人的橙子又造孽了，意大利面模仿嘎嘎小姐(Lady Ga Ga)的樣子和橙子說(shuō)話，并唱起改編過(guò)的羅曼死(Bad Romance)，不過(guò)時(shí)尚的意大利面小姐真的說(shuō)出了Gaga的心聲。女神面面在忍無(wú)可忍的情況下祈求解脫，最后真的就犧牲了，這個(gè)故事告訴我們，無(wú)論生活中有幾多磨難，還是活著最好，活著才有希望。為女神面面默哀。

煩人的橙子：Lady Pasta(女神面面)英語(yǔ)字幕

煩人的橙子： Orange, Orange, Orange (singing) Whoa! Don't you look fancy?

女神面面：I am Lady Pasta.

煩人的橙子： Oh, I've heard of you!

女神面面：Tell me something I don't know.

煩人的橙子： So, why are you dressed like that?

女神面面：Like what?

煩人的橙子： Like a crazy person?

Lady Pasta. I'm an artist. Why should I be labelled as just spaghetti when I come with so many other things?

煩人的橙子： I made some macaroni art in camp once! Wanna see it?

女神面面：Not really.

煩人的橙子： See? It's a photo of me. That means I'm an artist, too! (Laughing)

女神面面：I don't think so. I take my art and music to the extreme. It exudes raw passion and thought. When I sing, it means something.

煩人的橙子： What?

女神面面：Fine. I'll show you what I mean.

Main 2

Pa-pa-pa-pasta

Roma to-may-tah

Garlic-oh-la-la

I'm so delicious

Forget spaghetti

I want linguine

Give me fusilli, penne or ziti

Ravioli

Gnocchi or tortellini

Fettucine alfredo

Angel hair al pesto

And top it off with some chicken parm

Just boil me and stir me once in a while as you heat up some sauce in a pan

Or don't add sauce

A-Add butter instead

You can eat me completely bland

You can eat me strand by strand

I won't tell if your sauce is canned

Pa-pa-pa-pasta

Roma-to-may-tah

Garlic-oo-la-la

I'm so delicious

Main 3

煩人的橙子： Uh..............You stuttered a lot.

女神面面：No, that's just the way I sing.

煩人的橙子： Is that because you've got pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face? (laughter)

女神面面：You're not funny.

煩人的橙子： Come on! I'm just being fa-silly. (laughter) Hey! Hey, Lady Pasta! I wrote a song, too! Wanna hear it?

女神面面：No.

煩人的橙子： (singing) Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange O-Orange Orange Orange.

女神面面：Stop.

煩人的橙子： (singing again)

女神面面：Please stop.

煩人的橙子： (singing better).

女神面面：Seriously, dude, stop.

煩人的橙子： (singing faster)

女神面面：Somebody, please, put me out of my misery.

煩人的橙子： (singing even faster)

Lasty Pasta: No! It was a figure of spe-(screaming and then bubbling)

煩人的橙子： Whoa! Lady Pasta, you've got bu-bu-bu-bu-burnt-face! (laughter) Ouch!