搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子11 可伶的菠蘿，Pineapple變painapple

pineapple, pine有痛苦的意思，這里的菠蘿那真的是痛苦的菠蘿painapple,鴨梨哥再次表示自己很大。

視頻的英語文本：

[Annoying Orange]

Orange, orange, orange. What rhymes with Orange? Hum?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Hey, hey, hey, bud, watch the hair bud. It took me months to get it to look like this!

[Annoying Orange]

Whoa!

[Annoying Orange]

What are you?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

I’m a pineapple.

[Annoying Orange]

What, you don’t look like an apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Well, I’m not, I’m a pineapple.

[Annoying Orange]

Why the long face? (laughing)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

That’s rude! I’m a pineapple

[Annoying Orange]

Your a half apple, Like an apple crossed with a Pine Tree. (laughs)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

No, that’s not how it works!

[Annoying Orange]

Hey, what’s with those knives on your head?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

That’s my hair.

[Annoying Orange]

Oh, so its there?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Where?

[Annoying Orange]

Hair

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

What?!

[Annoying Orange]

There! Hair!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Yes, that’s what I said! What are you doing?

[Annoying Orange]

There rhymes with hair. (laughs)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Okay! Stop!

[Annoying Orange]

So does air, bear, care, blair, stare, mare…

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Stop, its gettin really annoying.

[Annoying Orange]

(laughs)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

You know what else rhymes with hair, Nair – and it looks like you’re very familiar with it – baldy!

[Annoying Orange]

Wow, you really are an apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

I am not! I am a pineapple. I’m not even related, I don’t grow on trees,

[Annoying Orange]

You’re an apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

God, your so irritating!

[Annoying Orange]

I’m not irritating! I’m an Orange!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

(sighs)

[Annoying Orange]

Hey, apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

I’m not talking to you.

[Annoying Orange]

Knife

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

I already told you, these[hair] are not knives!

[Annoying Orange]

No – KNIFE!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

No, this is my hair. I spike them up to look cool and its something you can’t do cause you are an (screams)

[Human Person]

(cut the top of the pineapple hair off)

[Annoying Orange]

OH!!!! Look whose the baldy now!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

(screaming)

[Annoying Orange]

Pineapple? Looks more like Pain-Apple!

[Annoying Orange]

(laughs) Hey, Apple?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Someone help me!

[Annoying Orange]

I don’t mean to star, but your looking worst for wear!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]

Orange, you are sick.

[Annoying Orange]

You know what else rhymes with Hair, you do Pear

[Pear]

Leave me out of this!