英語(yǔ)繞口令：7副搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)聯(lián)

這里是7副比較非主流的搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)聯(lián)，也是英語(yǔ)繞口令。讀繞口令學(xué)英語(yǔ)，帶著對(duì)聯(lián)給大家拜年咯!
對(duì)聯(lián)1:Time is a vexation,come up roll n roll.時(shí)盡艱哉，歲月蹉跎事事侯.
Life is a struggle,have 2 step by 1 step.生多難也，江湖謹(jǐn)慎步步營(yíng).
對(duì)聯(lián)2:
上聯(lián): Rose sells rose on Rose Road. Rose在玫瑰路上賣(mài)玫瑰.
下聯(lián):Give me hand, hand in hand. 給我你的手,讓我們手牽手.
橫聯(lián):Nowhere? Now here! 任何地方都不?現(xiàn)在在這兒!
對(duì)聯(lián)3:
上聯(lián)：Everything is possible.任何事都有可能.
下聯(lián)：Impossible is nothing.沒(méi)有不可能.
橫批：Just do it.只要肯去做.
對(duì)聯(lián)4:
上聯(lián):Sea-water tide,day-to-day tide,every-day tide and every-day ebb.
海浪漲潮,天天漲潮,天天漲潮,又天天退潮.
下聯(lián):Floating-clouds appear,often appear,often appear and often go
漂浮的云出項(xiàng)了,經(jīng)常出現(xiàn),經(jīng)常出現(xiàn),又經(jīng)常消失.
對(duì)聯(lián)5:
Get bikini from Bikini, bikini in Bikini, swim to Bikini.
購(gòu)泳裝來(lái)比基尼島，泳裝在比基尼島，游水到比基尼島.
Go Bikini for bikini, Bikini sales bikini, swim with bikini.
到比基尼島購(gòu)泳裝，比基尼島賣(mài)泳裝，游水需泳裝.
對(duì)聯(lián)6:
Open windows of Windows, windows in Windows, shut down Windows.
開(kāi)窗口在視窗，窗口在視窗，關(guān)機(jī)閉視窗.
Since Miss is miss， Miss always miss，search also miss .
女孩竟不在，女孩總不在，找她也不在.
對(duì)聯(lián)7:
To China for china， China with china,dinner on china.
去中國(guó)買(mǎi)瓷器，中國(guó)有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器
Turn right get right, right is right, speak by right.
到右邊得權(quán)利，右邊是權(quán)利，發(fā)言憑權(quán)利.