北師大版高中英語模塊9--Unit 26(2)-1

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:03.85]Reading [00:05.18]What makes you laugh? [00:07.72]a The secret of staying young is to [00:10.37]live honestly,eat slowly,and lie about your age [00:16.49]b Television is an invention that permits [00:19.48]you to be entertained in your living room [00:22.07]by people you wouldn't have in your home. [00:26.31]c US president Calvin Coolidge was known [00:29.81]as a man of few words. [00:31.67]One day, he found himself sitting [00:33.16]next to a young lady at a public dinner. [00:35.80]Smiling sweetly, the young lady said: [00:38.68]"Mr President, I have made a bet with my [00:41.30]friends that I can make you say at least three [00:44.41]words to me during this dinner." [00:47.44]"You lose," replied the great man with a frown [00:50.82]and he sat in his usual silence [00:53.07]for the rest of the meal. [00:56.46]d Laughter is the best medicine. [00:59.49]He who laughs,lasts! [01:03.05]e A man went to the doctor's with a cucumber [01:06.19]in his left ear, [01:07.52]a carrot in his right ear, [01:09.27]and a banana up his nose. [01:11.62]"What's wrong with me?" he asked the doctor. [01:14.68]"It's simple," said the doctor. [01:16.91]"You're not eating properly." [01:20.04]f There once was a man from Peru [01:22.68]Who dreamed he was eating his shoe [01:24.66]He awoke with a fright [01:26.00]In the middle of the night [01:26.00]

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