艾倫脫口秀429:生活變得更美好
You know the price of beauty? A lot?
你知道變美要多少錢不 很貴嗎
A lot.I gotta write a book.Oh,my gosh,I did.
我得寫本書了 已經(jīng)寫啦
And now we are gonna,how,seriously Ovi,tell me.
接下來 說真的Ovi 感覺如何
Amazing,I'm gonna buy one for my wife.
很棒 我要給我妻子買一個(gè)
And I'm not getting fresh with you,but oh my gosh,Tell me that is crazy.
我沒想到處亂摸 但是 是不是很舒服
Not that you need this,but Jerry,if you wanted to stimulate your hair follicles,
不是說非這不可 但是Jerry 如果你想刺激毛囊生長
Do you know that using,stop laughing Tony.
你知道嗎 用 Toney 不許笑
That using a little bit of coconut oil,it helps to stimulate the hair follicles,and you could use prenatal vitamins.
用電椰子油 這會(huì)刺激毛囊生長 再加點(diǎn)產(chǎn)前維生素片
Now you wouldn't be talking them Jerry,But what you will do is,you just put a little bit on your shampoo,
Jerry你可能不相信 但是你要做的是 加一點(diǎn)這些東西到洗發(fā)水里
and then you would just mix it in.Stop laughing Tony.
然后混在一起 Tony 別再笑啦
It's also gonna help with any extra ear growth,and how is that feeling?I feel I'm tingling.Oh,I love that.
這也有助于你耳朵的生長 感覺如何呢 感覺麻麻的 我好喜歡
You take a little bit of the sand paper,and watch what we're gonna do,
拿點(diǎn)砂紙 看好怎么做
We are rubbing the feet,and they are getting all the calluses and dead skin off.
來回摩擦 然后所有的硬痂和死皮就磨掉了
Did you feel like that?Yeah.What does that feel like,Omar?I'm like at a mental spa.
感覺到?jīng)] 感覺到了 Omar 感覺如何 像是精神上的spa
Hi,Bryan,did you think I forgot about you?yes,certainly.Oh,I will never forget about you.
Bryan 是不是覺著我把你忘啦 是的 我才不會(huì)忘記你呢
Oh my god,you guys,Ellen,you are gonna love this.This is gonna come off in one big greasy,grimy,you guys.
看看 Ellen 你會(huì)愛死這個(gè)的 看撕下來的膜 油乎乎 臟兮兮的
Bryan,is that good or is that great?Look at the camera,I don't even recognize you,you're like a new person,Yeah,it was great.
Bryan 是不是超級(jí)棒 對(duì)著攝像頭 我都認(rèn)不出來了 煥然一新 嗯 很棒
Hey,thanks Ellen,for help me make people's life a little more beautiful
謝謝你 Ellen 給我機(jī)會(huì)讓人們的生活變得更美好
