艾倫脫口秀424:真實的警方報告

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2019年01月21日

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Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us

這些都是來自一些地方報社真實的警方報告都是你們寄過來的

Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a "small lion" cross the road in front of him.

Bescurrie Montariel 晚上8:24 一名男子打電話給警察說他看到前面有一頭“小獅子”穿過馬路

He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs "that day."

并且他很快的補充到 “當(dāng)天”他沒有吸食任何毒品

He did say that he ate a mushroom salad from his backyard.

不過他說他吃了后院的蘑菇沙拉

He also said he wasn't concerned until a squirrel told him to call the police.

他還說開始他一點都不擔(dān)心直到后來一個松鼠提醒他報警

Reese Monhundro,I think,in Still Water,Oklahoma,10:03 pm,A man arrested for DUI on July 31st,told a cop the stop sign turned red too fast for him to stop.

Reese Monhundro 應(yīng)該是這樣讀的吧俄克拉荷馬州的Still Water 晚上10:03 7月31日一名男子因酒醉駕車被捕他對警察說紅燈變得太快快到他都來不及停下來

He found the next stop sign where he had been waiting for over an hour to turn green.

他發(fā)現(xiàn)在下一個路口等了一個小時才變綠燈

Marilice Green,Columbus,Ohio.12:33 pm.600 block of N.Depot Street.

Marilice Green 俄亥俄州的Columbus 晚上12:33 離N.Depot Street有600地遠(yuǎn)的地方

A vehicle gas cap was removed and replaced with a sandwich.Man was arrested for salt and pepper.

一輛交通工具的氣頂不見了而放了一塊三明治這個家伙因為鹽和胡椒粉而被捕啦

Kelly Kopeki,in Willme,Illinois 2:32 pm,A woman was arrested after shoving a woman in front of her,

Kelly Kopeki 伊利諾伊州的Willme 下午2:32 一名婦女在雜貨店推到了排在她前面的另一位婦女而被抓

Who she claimed had more than 15 items in the grocery store checkout lane.

因為在結(jié)賬時她發(fā)現(xiàn) 前面那位婦女買了超過15樣的東西

The woman with the 15 items was later tackled to the ground after trying to pay with the check.

于是就在那位婦女要結(jié)賬時她把她人連同東西推倒在地

You're asking for it really.Thanks for sending those in，and if you have a police report that you think I should have a see,send it to me.We'll be right back.

你可真是自找苦吃謝謝吧這些報道發(fā)給我如果你也有值得我一看的警方報告請寄給我不要走開馬上回來