艾倫脫口秀424:真實(shí)的警方報(bào)告

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2019年01月21日

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Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us

這些都是來(lái)自一些地方報(bào)社真實(shí)的警方報(bào)告都是你們寄過(guò)來(lái)的

Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a "small lion" cross the road in front of him.

Bescurrie Montariel 晚上8:24 一名男子打電話給警察說(shuō)他看到前面有一頭“小獅子”穿過(guò)馬路

He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs "that day."

并且他很快的補(bǔ)充到 “當(dāng)天”他沒(méi)有吸食任何毒品

He did say that he ate a mushroom salad from his backyard.

不過(guò)他說(shuō) 他吃了后院的蘑菇沙拉

He also said he wasn't concerned until a squirrel told him to call the police.

他還說(shuō)開(kāi)始他一點(diǎn)都不擔(dān)心直到后來(lái)一個(gè)松鼠提醒他報(bào)警

Reese Monhundro,I think,in Still Water,Oklahoma,10:03 pm,A man arrested for DUI on July 31st,told a cop the stop sign turned red too fast for him to stop.

Reese Monhundro 應(yīng)該是這樣讀的吧俄克拉荷馬州的Still Water 晚上10:03 7月31日一名男子因酒醉駕車(chē)被捕他對(duì)警察說(shuō)紅燈變得太快快到他都來(lái)不及停下來(lái)

He found the next stop sign where he had been waiting for over an hour to turn green.

他發(fā)現(xiàn)在下一個(gè)路口等了一個(gè)小時(shí)才變綠燈

Marilice Green,Columbus,Ohio.12:33 pm.600 block of N.Depot Street.

Marilice Green 俄亥俄州的Columbus 晚上12:33 離N.Depot Street有600地遠(yuǎn)的地方

A vehicle gas cap was removed and replaced with a sandwich.Man was arrested for salt and pepper.

一輛交通工具的氣頂不見(jiàn)了而放了一塊三明治這個(gè)家伙因?yàn)辂}和胡椒粉而被捕啦

Kelly Kopeki,in Willme,Illinois 2:32 pm,A woman was arrested after shoving a woman in front of her,

Kelly Kopeki 伊利諾伊州的Willme 下午2:32 一名婦女在雜貨店推到了排在她前面的另一位婦女而被抓

Who she claimed had more than 15 items in the grocery store checkout lane.

因?yàn)樵诮Y(jié)賬時(shí)她發(fā)現(xiàn) 前面那位婦女買(mǎi)了超過(guò)15樣的東西

The woman with the 15 items was later tackled to the ground after trying to pay with the check.

于是就在那位婦女要結(jié)賬時(shí) 她把她人連同東西推倒在地

You're asking for it really.Thanks for sending those in，and if you have a police report that you think I should have a see,send it to me.We'll be right back.

你可真是自找苦吃謝謝吧這些報(bào)道發(fā)給我如果你也有值得我一看的警方報(bào)告請(qǐng)寄給我不要走開(kāi) 馬上回來(lái)