艾倫脫口秀419:當(dāng)時(shí)肯定很有錢

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Well hi and Peter,we've actually met before.

你們好 Peter 實(shí)際上我們之前見過(guò)的

You remember that?yes.That was 15 years ago.

你記得 那當(dāng)然 那是15年前

I do remember the first time that I actually read about in the.Why you are laughing,cause I am old?

我記得我們第一次見面的時(shí)候 我在讀 你們?cè)谛ξ依厦?/p>

Think I was five.But but I...Do you remember exactly what happened?

假裝我5歲好了 但我 你記得當(dāng)時(shí)發(fā)生了什么不

No,you tell the story,cause I don't remember that exactly.Ok,we were sitting on an airplane.

不記得 你告訴我吧 因?yàn)槲也惶浀卯?dāng)時(shí)發(fā)生了什么 好的 我們當(dāng)時(shí)坐在飛機(jī)上

She was in front of me,and I was sitting in back.Then when the plane landed,I got up to get,you know,she got up to get her bag.

他坐前面 我坐后面 當(dāng)飛機(jī)著陸的時(shí)候 我起來(lái) 她起來(lái)拿她的包

And she grabbed the bag and it fell in my head and my shoulder.

她抓了下包 然后包就砸到我頭上和肩膀上了

And I just looked stumble and I saw Ellen was completely shocked,So I just kind of sit there,sat there.

我當(dāng)時(shí)呆了 我看到Ellen完全被嚇到了 所以我就坐在那里

And she goes,you're so nice.I just dropped my bag in your head,and you didn't even say anything.

然后她說(shuō) 你真是個(gè)好人 我剛把包掉到你頭上了 但是你竟然沒有抱怨一句

So I just,I can't help to think why didn't I sue.

所以我忍不住想 為什么我沒投訴呢

Is there status limitations on that,because my shoulders...Because 15 years ago,I had no money.so...

投訴有時(shí)間限制沒 因?yàn)槲业募绨颥F(xiàn)在還疼呢 因?yàn)?5年前我很窮 所以

Yeah,that's the problem.You wouldn't got a penny then.You must have money because I know who you were.

是的 這是個(gè)問題 你不會(huì)得到一分錢 你當(dāng)時(shí)肯定很有錢 因?yàn)槲抑滥闶钦l(shuí)

I didn't have any.You think,that's no always correlate.

但我很窮 你那么認(rèn)為 但這不一定有任何關(guān)聯(lián)

But anyway,you were a nice guy.Cause something fell in your head,you didn't go Hey,idiot.

但說(shuō)到底 你是個(gè)好人 因?yàn)橛袞|西砸到你頭上 你沒說(shuō) 怎么搞的 你個(gè)白癡

So，years of therapy,all right.Yeah,anyway,but I haven't seen you since then.That's what I remember.Ok.

治療了很多年呢 但無(wú)論如何 從那以后我就再也沒有見過(guò)你了 我只記得這個(gè)了 好的

And so nice to meet you.and how do you feel play parents to this to the...It's not feasible,It's not possible.

很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你 在劇中你扮演他們的母親有什么感受呢 這是不可行的 也是不可能發(fā)生的事

Now we were grandparents.So it's not.I don't wanna talk about it.You know they're adopted.I see.

現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)是祖父母了 我都不想說(shuō)什么了 你知道他們是被收養(yǎng)的 我知道

So I mean,we just sort of when looking for a bunch of hot 25-year olds.

我是說(shuō) 我們要照顧一群25歲的帥哥美女

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