Oh,have a seat,thank you for being here and back at you all the energy
請坐啊 非常感謝你們能來這里 所有的熱情我悉數(shù)奉還
I sent it right smack back at you,thanks
排山倒海送還熱情于你們 謝謝
are you in good mood,me too,me too
你們心情好嗎 我心情也很好吶
We are still in our first week of our new season and it's exactly as I planned it
現(xiàn)在仍是新一季艾倫秀的首周 和我計劃的完全一致
It's going perfectly.So far Ashton Kutcher has flashed me and my house got struck by lightning
進展得非常好 目前為止只有Ashton Kutcher亮瞎了我的眼 還有我的房子不幸被閃電擊到
It could only go up from here,so what we start this week
但只要在這兒 一切都會變得更好 這周開始我們做些什么呢
This is exciting,here is what I want to talk about today
今天在這里我要說的事情 讓我無比激動
A few weeks ago,It was announced that Chaz Bono is going to be on the new season of Dancing with the Stars,have you heard
幾個星期前 有人宣稱Chaz Bono 將會參加新一季的《與星共舞》節(jié)目 你們聽說了嗎
Actually I'm sure you heard,because it's everywhere,it's all over the news
事實上 我相信你們也聽說了 因為到處都是這則消息 滿天飛
Literally everyone is talking about it,here are just a few examples
真的是每個人都在談論 這里有一些例子
Apparently,a lot of people upset about Chaz Bono, Chaz Bono...Chaz dancing,Chaz used to be Chastity
很明顯 有好多人都在談論Chaz Bono Chaz Bono...Chaz過去可是Chastity
That's right.these clips are just from the last seven minutes that I pulled
說的沒錯 我整的這些片段 只是剪自于最后的七分鐘而已
So I mean there's been all this controversy about Chaz Bono
我看到有許多的爭論圍繞著Chaz Bono
and here is what I have to say,really,really.I mean there's a lot of stuff goint on in the world right now
有些話我不得不說 真的嗎 真要這樣嗎 就現(xiàn)在 世界上有很多事情正在發(fā)生
Is this the most important thing that we should be talking about,I mean,really
這就是我們要探討的最重要的事情嗎 真要這樣嗎