艾倫脫口秀333:土撥鼠日

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Thank you very much.Back at you,thanks so much.Back at you

萬(wàn)分感謝 所有的熱情都如數(shù)奉還 謝謝

I appreciate you being here,have a seat everybody

非常感謝各位觀眾來(lái)到我的節(jié)目 大家坐下吧

You've all been dancing like crazy.I've been watching,sing songs

我在后臺(tái)看到你們 一直在那兒瘋狂地跳舞 還唱著歌

Today is Groundhog Day,so if,you konw that right

今天是土撥鼠日 你們知道吧

Ok so if you feel like you keep repeating the same things over and over again,that's why

所以 如果你們開(kāi)始重復(fù)做一件事的話 都怪它

Today is Groundhog Day,so if you feel like you keep reapting the same things over and over again,that's why

今天是土撥鼠日 所以如果你們開(kāi)始重復(fù)做一件事的話 都怪它

Today is Groundhog Day,that's all

今天是土撥鼠日 沒(méi)了

I can't believe it's already February,can you believe it's February already

真的難以置信 已經(jīng)是二月份了 你們能相信已經(jīng)是二月份了嗎

That's just,January just went flying by,I realize I barely taken the time to look back on the past year

一月份已轉(zhuǎn)瞬即逝 我意識(shí)到我還沒(méi)有花時(shí)間來(lái)總結(jié)一下去年的工作

So I brought my journal from homoe and I thought I would read a few entries from it if you don't mind

所以我?guī)?lái)了《Ellen日記》 如果你們不介意的話我準(zhǔn)備讀幾篇

Just a few of my personal entries I would share with America and the world

幾篇我愿意和美國(guó)和全世界分享的“私人”日記

February 8,2011.Dear journal,you'll never believe the news I got today

親愛(ài)的日記君 你不會(huì)相信這條新聞的

I'm ninth cousins with Kate Middleton the future queen of England

我是未來(lái)的英國(guó)皇后 凱特王妃的九代表親

Isn't that crazy.I'm gonna try and use it to get a discount on a queen size matress

聽(tīng)起來(lái)是不是很瘋狂 我要試試看能不能打著這個(gè)旗號(hào) 在買(mǎi)大號(hào)床墊時(shí)殺個(gè)價(jià)

Didn't work.May 25,I jumped ahead a lot.I just watched Oprah's last show,I'm gonna miss her.At least I still have rages

事實(shí)證明不能 我往前跳了好多 我剛剛看完了Oprah的最后一期節(jié)目 我會(huì)想念她的 起碼我對(duì)她仍有著熱愛(ài)

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