艾倫脫口秀324:神奇的魔法

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You look fantastic.Thank you,so do you.I just said that back stage,that's sweet.thank you

你看起來(lái)好極了 多謝 你也是 我剛在后臺(tái)還說(shuō)了呢 你真好

So have you ever done one of those,I didn't even know those classes existed,have you ever taken a seductive class

你有參加過(guò)那種傳說(shuō)中的教你怎么誘惑別人的課程嗎

No,I haven't,but all the girls in my work do a weekly class every saturday

我沒(méi)有 但是我的其他女同事 每周六都去上這種課

And now they've put a pole in the make up room

然后他們居然在化妝間里放了一根鋼管舞的鋼管

Really?yes,they're really into it and I love it because you know,they've all come out of their shell and they feel great and confident

真的嗎 真的 她們練得很投入 我覺(jué)得這樣挺好的 因?yàn)樗齻兌紡淖约旱男∈澜缋镒吡顺鰜?lái) 并感覺(jué)很好很健康

It's supposed t be a great workout,like not just a seduction thing,but it's hard to do

這應(yīng)該是種很好的鍛煉 不僅僅是誘惑人這么簡(jiǎn)單 其實(shí)是很難

Because I've done it as a joke on the show,and it's really hard to do

因?yàn)槲以诠?jié)目里開(kāi)玩笑地試過(guò)一次 然后發(fā)現(xiàn)真的好難啊

yeah,they are all sore when they come in Monday morning,they're complaining about how sore they are

是啊 當(dāng)她們周一早上上班的時(shí)候 各個(gè)腰酸背痛的 她們都抱怨渾身都疼死了

The one downside I will say is that they all have bruised kness,yeah,They say from the pole

對(duì)了 我要說(shuō)這項(xiàng)運(yùn)動(dòng)有一個(gè)不好的地方 所有練的人膝蓋都有擦傷 是的 她們都說(shuō)是鋼管弄的

And there are these portable poles apparently that you can buy,they've all bought them and put them up in their houses

你可以買(mǎi)到那種自由裝卸的鋼管 她們都買(mǎi)了一根裝在家里

Right,Okay,well I'm not going to go there,there are lot of places to go with that,the husands and wives are all very happy about it

好吧 反正我不要遭這罪 雖然有很多地方都有類(lèi)似的東西 老公老婆的都很喜歡這個(gè)

And how's the little girl doing,she is delicious,how old is she

你女兒最近怎樣 她很可愛(ài) 她多大了

Everyone asks me everyday how's Stella,she's ugly and stupid,yeah,She's so ridiculously cute,I get it

每一天我遇到的人都要問(wèn)我我女兒怎么樣了 她又丑又蠢 好吧 她實(shí)在是可愛(ài)至極 明白

I have to say every minute I love her more and every day is more fun

我要說(shuō)每一分鐘我都更加愛(ài)她 每一天都變得更加有趣

You know something strange happened to me Because I didn't want to be a mother

生活在我身上施了一個(gè)神奇的魔法 因?yàn)槲冶疽獠⒉幌胱鲆粋€(gè)母親

You know I never thought I was going to have children,it was never something sort of that I thought i wanted to do,because

我從來(lái)沒(méi)有生孩子的念頭 那從來(lái)不曾是我所追求過(guò)的

I sort of had a rough childhood,and didn't really associate childhood with necessarily happy time

因?yàn)槲业耐瓴⒉恍腋?所以我也并不認(rèn)為童年一定是幸福的時(shí)光

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