艾倫脫口秀294:騎個獨角獸

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when I was given a talk show

當我做脫口秀時

this sentence I really never though would ever ever come out from my mouth

這種話我真的從來沒有從我的嘴里說出來過

but why are you mountain a unicorn

但是得說你干嘛騎個獨角獸

I was dare to do it,you was dare to do it

我是敢想敢做 你是敢想敢做

because it doesn't look like he is painting you exactly,That's not exactly

因為他看起來可不像在畫你 這很明顯不是

It's to you but to me it's exactly like me,all right

你是這樣想的 但對我來說這畫的就是我 好吧

well then it looks exactly like you

那么看起來可真像你

where is Hgla Galiger? where is Hgla Galiger?

Hala Galiger在哪 Hala Galiger在哪

Hi,Hala,is that Hala? Am I pronounce it right？Hala,Hala

Hala你好 是Hala么 我發(fā)音對么 Hala Hala

I never heard that before probably

我以前真沒聽說過

All right,you have kids right? Yes，How many kids do you have?

好吧 你有孩子 對嗎 是的 你有多少孩子

three steps and one of my own，ok

三個收養(yǎng)的 我自己生有一個 好的

and they probably do chores around the house probably? yes

她們在家里還做點家務是吧 是的

I'm just wondering this is one of these chores that you actually have

我只是有點好奇 這也是你家務中的一項嗎

who is that? you know this man I assume

這人是誰 我感覺你肯定認識這個人

actually that is my brother,that's your brother，even worse that gets creep

其實這個人是我哥哥 這是你哥哥 更惡劣了 變得更驚愕了

I was freaking out that was your husband and your daughter was shaving your husband's back，but she is shaving her uncle's back

如果這個人是你丈夫 你女兒在刮你丈夫的背我就很驚訝了 但是她是在刮她舅的背

is this regular current or this just first time?just on the holidays

這是常有的事 還是這是第一次 就在節(jié)目的時候有

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