艾倫脫口秀283:被邀請(qǐng)參加婚禮

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Well, I'd like to say it in a different way,But it's Ye Olde wedding watch

本來(lái)是想換個(gè)說(shuō)法的 但是這么說(shuō)更英國(guó)化

But sometimes I'll say other words,This is true,Don't think

不過(guò)有時(shí)候我會(huì)換個(gè)說(shuō)法 我說(shuō)真的 別以為

This is a joke just because I messed up the whole beginning

我開(kāi)玩笑的 因?yàn)槲覜](méi)有開(kāi)個(gè)好頭

I got a letter,This is from the New England genealogical

我收到了一封信 信的地址是新英格蘭宗譜協(xié)會(huì)

Society which of course I thought it was from my lady doctor

所以顯然我認(rèn)為是我的婦科醫(yī)生給我寫(xiě)的

And so I said why was she writing me,Turns out means family

她為什么要給我寫(xiě)信 結(jié)果這個(gè)詞是家族的意思

So anyway,Hold on to you crumps everybody,This is really exciting,This is true

所以無(wú)論任何 各位穩(wěn)住了 這真的很激動(dòng)人心 我沒(méi)騙你

Dear Ellen,Our trusty genealogist have been working on Kate Middleton's genealogy with the big royal wedding coming up

親愛(ài)的Ellen 隨著隆重的皇家婚禮臨近 我們德高望重的 系譜學(xué)家一直在研究Kate Middleton系譜

As we were doing the research, we discovered that you are related to Kate via a man named sir Thomas Fairfax's wife Agnes Gascoigne

在調(diào)查的途中 我們發(fā)現(xiàn)由于 你是皇妃家的遠(yuǎn)房親戚通過(guò) Thomas Fairfax爵士和他的妻子Agnes Gascoigne的關(guān)系

You were distant cousins,You are 15th,But cousin is still the same

你是她遠(yuǎn)房的表姐 中間大概隔了15重關(guān)系 但你還是她表姐

Sincerely Tom Shampole from the New England Historic Genealogical Society

來(lái)自新英格蘭宗譜協(xié)會(huì)的Tom Shampole

So how about that,I'm related to Kate,I'm definitely invited to the wedding now

瞧見(jiàn)沒(méi) 我是未來(lái)王妃的親戚 我肯定會(huì)被邀請(qǐng)參加婚禮

Well between the Packer's wining Super Bowl and this I'm having a good week

再加上包裝工隊(duì)贏得了超級(jí)碗 我這一周過(guò)的很滋潤(rùn)

So Kate,cuz,Let me know where you're registered first of all

Kate 表妹 要登記注冊(cè)的話(huà)先和我說(shuō)下

cause I have a Pier 1 and a Target real,real close to my house

我家附近有Pier1和Target家具店

And let me know if you need me to plan a bachelorette party

如果你需要舉辦單身派對(duì)一定要告訴我

cause I found some straws that shape like...well never mind

因?yàn)槲艺业搅艘恍┪艿男螤詈芟?算了 不說(shuō)了

I'm so excited, I'm so so excited,Oh，I'm so excited I forgot to dance

我很激動(dòng) 我太激動(dòng)了 我激動(dòng)得都忘記跳舞了

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