艾倫脫口秀259:隨心所欲

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I'm pretty much going with the nude thing,I might just going with it

我非常喜歡這樣裸著 基本上隨心所欲

I don't blame you,It feels so nice and breezy and I can't be nude in my house cause you know my step-daughters were there

我就不說你了 感覺很好很涼爽 在家我不能裸 因?yàn)槲业睦^女們在家呢

so it's like can we please be nude at work and it's great,so you don't wanna be nude in front of you step-daughters

所以如果我們能在工作中裸裸 爽呆了 你不敢在繼女面前裸

but children watch television you can be nude that's ok,they're fine. I see alright

但是敢在所有看電視的小朋友前裸 這樣好嗎 他們沒事 我明白了

It's TV, Just trying to figure it out.so the problem with you getting on to the lot is what,It's an issue

電視嘛 只是想知道下 你進(jìn)來片場有遇到問題 是嗎 這是個(gè)問題

everything about this lot is amazing,like there's a coffee place a taco place,like we're neighbors now

整個(gè)片場的所有東西都很棒 像那邊有個(gè)喝咖啡的地方 還有個(gè)玉米卷店 就像在小區(qū)里一樣

but I'm having real problems getting on the lot,the security guy like smoking me down everyday

但是我進(jìn)入片場真的好麻煩 那個(gè)保安每天都在盯著我

I pull off my picture's on the building,like at certain point when your picture is on the building

我停下車 我的廣告牌就掛在大樓上 重點(diǎn)是 你的照片都掛在墻上了

they should just let you in right,I pull off to this guy everyday

他們應(yīng)該讓你進(jìn) 對吧 每天我都被這個(gè)保安攔住車

and he like hey Ashton what's going on can I see your ID and I'm like you just said my name

然后他會(huì)說 嘿 Ashton 早啊 可以出示下證件嗎 好像你才叫了我名字吧

you know me I think it's the beard.do you have problems

你認(rèn)識(shí)我 我覺得是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)胡子 你有這個(gè)問題嗎

No they open it before they even they just open the thing right up and I just drive on

沒啊 他們老遠(yuǎn)看到我就直接開閘了 我就一直開就好

I really do do they really ask you for,I swear to God I can not

是這樣啊 他們真的讓你出示證件 我對天發(fā)誓

and not only do they ask for my ID on the way in,after they said Ashton what's up

而且不只是進(jìn)片場的時(shí)候 而且還是對我打了招呼的情況下

on the way out they check the trunk of my car,like I'm stealing something

出片場的時(shí)候他們居然還檢查我的后備箱 好像我偷了什么一樣

what am I gonna steal from the show,like I got Jon Cryer in the trunk

我能從劇組偷什么呢 然道Jon Cryer被我賽到后備箱了嗎

I'm not taking anything and it happens everyday It's really weird

我沒拿走什么啊 而且每天都是這樣 真的奇了怪

I don't know what's happened I think it's the beard

我不知道發(fā)生了什么事 我怪這胡子

I don't know you look so peaceful you look like Jesus with that beard

我也不明白 你看起來很平和 那個(gè)胡子讓你看起來像耶穌

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