艾倫脫口秀192:遭鯊魚(yú)襲擊

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I'm looking at that. That doesn't seem right. I'd... That was...

我看了一下 這翻譯的好像不對(duì)

I had an intern translate that.So any mistakes are not my fault.

實(shí)習(xí)生翻譯的 有錯(cuò)誤別來(lái)找我

Some other news out of Europe I wanna mention,this is an unbelievable true story.

還有來(lái)自歐洲的新聞 這個(gè)新聞令人難以置信

A couple in England just won the lottery for the second year in a row.

一對(duì)夫婦在英國(guó)連續(xù)兩年 中了彩票

Both times they won over a million dollars.

每次獎(jiǎng)金都超過(guò)了一百萬(wàn)美元

Some figured out the odds of that happening are like 283 billion to one.

有人算出他們中獎(jiǎng)的概率 大約是2830億分之一

And I wanted to talk to the couple so I contacted them.

我想采訪(fǎng)這對(duì)夫婦 請(qǐng)連線(xiàn)他們

Here they are live via satellite from London.Hi!Can.. Can you hear me?

衛(wèi)星直播 有請(qǐng)這對(duì)倫敦的夫婦 嗨 可以聽(tīng)到我嗎

We have a connection? Yeah hello Ellen! Chip chip cheerio!

連上了嗎 連上了 艾倫和觀(guān)眾朋友們大家好

Yeah.. Oh hello governor to you, and... Wow let's talk about this.

哇 你好 大老板 我們來(lái)談?wù)勥@個(gè)問(wèn)題吧

I can't believe you won the lottery twice in a row.

真難相信你連續(xù)兩次都中獎(jiǎng)了

What is your secret?I do say I think it's just luck.

你的秘訣是什么 我認(rèn)為是幸運(yùn)吧

The odds of winning the lottery one time are 14 million to one.

中一次彩票的概率為1400萬(wàn)分之一

They say you're more likely to be struck by lightning or attacked by a shark.

他們說(shuō)這幾率小的就好比 遭雷劈或者遭鯊魚(yú)襲擊

Blimey! What are the odds?I'm gonna miss you, girl.A shark! Help!

哎呀 概率是多少來(lái)著 我會(huì)懷念你的 老婆 一只鯊魚(yú) 救命

Ahhhhhh! I'm being attacked by a shark.Is that... really? - Ah!! Shark!Ah! It's getting my head!

啊嗚嗚嗚 我被鯊魚(yú)襲擊啦 這是真的嗎 天哪 鯊魚(yú) 天哪 它抓住我的頭了

It.. It doesn't seem like a head your hand.No! It has my hand. God! It's going for the other one.

它抓的不是你的手嗎 是我的手 我的天 它襲擊另一只手了

Look! It.. It has both now?Stop it! Okay.The shark is going for my knee, it seems.

看 還有兩只手嗎 停下 好吧 鯊魚(yú)要咬我的膝蓋了

It doesn't seem like it's anywhere near your I think it may be going for my spine now.It looks like

它看起來(lái)咬不到啊 他快要弄斷我脊骨了 看起來(lái)像是

you could get away. It's at your foot? Wait..It feels like you're..

你可以跑的 你的腳還在嗎 看起來(lái)你在

It's going for my foot.Are you lifting your foot to the shark?I don't think so.

它要襲擊我的腳了 是你把腳放到鯊魚(yú)身上的吧 不是這樣的

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