Thank you so much.Some good dancers out here today,and some excellent singing going on,you sang almost that entire song.
謝謝你們 今天現(xiàn)場(chǎng)有些很棒的舞者 還有一些極棒的歌手 你們幾乎唱完了一整首歌
People who have turned their chairs around if you were on the right side.
把椅子轉(zhuǎn)了圈的人 檢查下你的方向是不是對(duì)的
All right we have addressed swimsuit issue,let's talk about topless man.
既然咱們已經(jīng)聊過(guò)了女式泳裝 接下來(lái)就聊聊半裸的男人
A couple of weeks ago,I announced a contest where I will be sending my gardener, Nick,
幾周前 我組織了一個(gè)比賽 我把我的園丁尼克
to different cities and you would have to find him.
送去不同的城市 然后讓大家找到他
It's called "Nick in Your Garden".
這比賽叫"尼克在你花園里"
And I mentioned it a while ago.
我之前也提到過(guò)
we sent him out but then we couldn't find him.
我們送他出去了 但我們找不到他了
Unfortunately I think I chose a bad location to start.
非常不幸 我沒(méi)選對(duì)開(kāi)始的地方
He went to Boston. It's cold there.
他去了波士頓 那里很冷
Look what happened.Oh no. God. Not even any bushes.
看看發(fā)生了什么 天啊 連點(diǎn)灌木叢都沒(méi)有
It's like he doesn't even know how to gardening or something.
貌似他不知道 該怎么修理花花草草了
So we're gonna thaw Nick out,we're gonna send him to another city.
我打算把尼克解凍 然后送他去另一個(gè)城市
If you find him,take a picture with him and you could win a trip to the show.
如果你找到他了 跟他合個(gè)影 你就有機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)艾倫秀現(xiàn)場(chǎng)
And now let's talk about what everybody is talking about.
現(xiàn)在我們來(lái)聊聊最近的大熱話題
"50 Shades of Grey".Who seen "50 Shades of Grey"?
"五十度灰" 有誰(shuí)看了"五十度灰"嗎