艾倫脫口秀46 小貓的尖牙

Oh,betty. That's a horrible picture.

哦 betty 這照片很?chē)樔?/p>

What is the name of that cut dog? Betty.

這個(gè)家伙叫什么 Betty

Betty? yes?

betty嗎 是的

Oh my god. is it a Yorkie? it's, yes.

天哪 它是只約克夏 是啊

And then this is your kitten. That's Millie bubu.

這個(gè)是你家的貓咪 Millie的寶貝

And millie was how old when you rescued her?

你在它多大的時(shí)候救了它

She was ah... three or four weeks old.

大概在它三四周的時(shí)候

Wow,that's young to get a kitten. she was a baby.

哇 那很小 她還是只小貓

Well,they told me she was older but she wasn't.

他們跟我說(shuō)她年齡更大一些 可是卻不是

You're not supposed to be able to get them until they're

你本不應(yīng)該在它們還沒(méi)長(zhǎng)大到能夠

like you know, healthy.

確認(rèn)是否健康就領(lǐng)養(yǎng)

But ah... she was sick so I ... right.

但是因?yàn)樗×?所以 哦

Give her all her medicine. oh, I mean...

給她需要的藥 哦 我是說(shuō)

Look, my baby ,my baby.

看看 我的寶貝

Have you ever had a kitten before?

你在此之前養(yǎng)過(guò)小貓嗎

Ah, I fostered a few kittens. oh.

養(yǎng)過(guò)幾只 哦

There's nothing cuter than a kitten.

沒(méi)有比小貓更可愛(ài)的了

I mean... nothing.

我是說(shuō) 還真沒(méi)有

They are hilarious, aren't they?

它們超好笑的 是不

Yeah,they're the funniest...

是啊 它們最好玩的

She is...she still does that, she's six months now.

她已經(jīng)六個(gè)月大了 現(xiàn)在還會(huì)那樣

but I fostered like a pair of kittens I got adopted.

是啊 我領(lǐng)養(yǎng)過(guò)一對(duì)小貓

And it was like one of the the hardest saddest things to let them go.

放他們走是最最悲傷艱難的事了

To let them go. yeah, but it's good now.

恩 不過(guò)現(xiàn)在好多了

They can climb anything and get in things.

什么都能往上爬 試圖鉆進(jìn)任何東西

That's the thing about kittens. and they got little knife teeth.

貓星人都這樣 而且還長(zhǎng)著小尖牙

Yes, and when they're teething like that

是的 如果真咬下去

I mean, your hand is just gone.

你的手就危險(xiǎn)了

Well,so puppies ,too.

小狗也一樣

They have little sharp teeth like that.yeah.

他們也有小尖牙

And your dog is a Yokie or no. it is ,yeah,yeah.

你的狗是約克夏 是的

So what are these apps that you do?

來(lái)聊聊你那個(gè)app吧

This is an app that we discovered

這是我們發(fā)現(xiàn)的一個(gè)應(yīng)用

That we love to send photos back and forth with this app.

平時(shí)用它來(lái)交流彼此的寵物照

It's called My Talking Pet.

叫做 我的寵物會(huì)說(shuō)話

Okay, let's see.

好的 我們來(lái)看看