艾倫脫口秀12 better baby

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This is an infomercial I saw over the summer,I'm promising you, this is real,the Parakeet,so beautiful,great to look at,and what a wonderful companion.

接下來(lái)給大家放一段我在暑假看過(guò)的廣告 我保證 這個(gè)廣告絕對(duì)是真的 鸚鵡 不僅漂亮 賞心悅目 而且還是人類的好朋友

But like birds can be a lot of work.well,now you can share that beauty without the mess,with perfect polly,the singing parekee.

可是他們會(huì)為你帶來(lái)很多繁瑣的家務(wù) 現(xiàn)在 有了perfect polly牌鸚鵡 你再也不用擔(dān)心那些麻煩了

Perfect Polly is so live.It's the world's perfect pet.

perfect polly是如此逼真 是世界上最完美的寵物

Watch as perfect polly's head moves back and forth,along with its tail feathers.It's actually live-size,and so amazing live-size.

看那可愛(ài)的小腦袋擺來(lái)擺去 尾巴一動(dòng)一動(dòng)的 而且還和真的鸚鵡尺寸一摸一樣

You'll almost believe it's real.In fact, even this live parakeet can't tell the difference.

完全可以以假亂真 即使這位小伙伴也分不清

Perfect Polly even makes a great companion for your other pets.

perfect polly甚至可以為你的其他寵物帶來(lái)慰藉

live parakeets need a cage,food and multiple accessones,but pefect polly ,complete with perch,is yours for only $14.99

飼養(yǎng)鸚鵡需要鳥(niǎo)籠 鳥(niǎo)食 還要各種備品 但是我們的perfect polly只要$14.99哦 還附贈(zèng)棲木 絕不坑爹 親

Oh wow.Well really?Are they sure the parakeet couldn't tell that it was fake? I don't know.

哇 天哪 真的嗎 他們確定那只小鸚鵡看不出來(lái) 它的小伙伴是假的嗎 我怎么有點(diǎn)不相信呢

It's so amazingly lifelike,look at this...I got one, and it really is...hey perfect polly,are you sure you worth $14.99.

它看起來(lái)是挺逼真的 大家來(lái)看看 我買了一個(gè) 它還真的挺 嗨 你確定你值$14.99嗎

No? I don't...I agree.Alright ,so...

不值? 恩 我也這么覺(jué)得 好啦

It does save a lot of time and hassle...Ah, hours of fun...I hate to put it down.

它的確能給大家省去不少時(shí)間和麻煩的 啊 百玩不厭啊 我都舍不得放手了

So...I came up with my own product,and here's my informercial:

所以呢 我自己也構(gòu)想出來(lái)了一個(gè)新產(chǎn)品 接下來(lái)就是我的廣告 大家請(qǐng)看

Babies, they are so wonderful.

嬰兒們 他們簡(jiǎn)直太完美了

They are cute,they smell good,and they are so much fun to make,but boy,are they a lot of work?

他們不僅可愛(ài) 聞起來(lái)香噴噴 連制作過(guò)程都能讓人笑翻天 可是 老天 照顧他們可真麻煩啊

Well, now you could have all the joy of a beautiful bouncing baby without the muss of fuss with the better baby.

但現(xiàn)在 better baby牌寶寶 幫你免去照顧孩子的麻煩 讓你體驗(yàn)擁有漂亮寶寶的幸福

Better Baby is so lifelike.It's the world's perfect choice in offspring.

better baby 是如此逼真 是嬰兒中的完美選擇

Watch as better baby's head moves back and forth.It's actually life-size.In fact,better baby is so realistic,even this pediatrician can't tell the difference.

看他那可愛(ài)的小腦袋轉(zhuǎn)來(lái)轉(zhuǎn)去 完全遵照真人尺寸 事實(shí)上已經(jīng)逼真到了 連這位兒科醫(yī)生都看不出拉力和他的真寶寶有什么不同

with the Better Baby, you could say goodbye to whine time,and hello to a wine time.

有了be tter baby 你就可以告別煩惱時(shí)光 迎來(lái)歡醉時(shí)段

BetterBaby makes a great companion for your mother-in-law,so she will finally stop bugging you about real grand kids.

不僅如此 better baby還能成為婆婆們最好的陪伴 這樣她們就不會(huì)整天催你生寶寶了

plus,you could even use the better baby to legally drive in the car pooling,and better baby folds away for easy storage.

還有 你從此就可以合法的 在合駕車道上開(kāi)車了 而且 他還可以折疊易攜

Real babies need food,multiple accessorise,and a lot of attention.

嬰兒們需要食物 各種玩具或衣物 還需要你經(jīng)常關(guān)心她們

Plus,you'll have to save up for college. But better baby can be yours for just $14.99.

更別忘了 你還得為他們將來(lái)上大學(xué)存錢 但是better baby只需要14.99哦

And ,if you order now,we'll throw in a Terrific Teen,who will never talk back,or get on sidely piercings.

現(xiàn)在購(gòu)買 我們還會(huì)贈(zèng)送terrific teen 牌完美少年 他永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)跟你拌嘴 也不會(huì)往身上穿各種釘

Have the family you've always dreamed of with the better baby and the terrific teen.

有了better baby牌寶寶和terrific teen牌完美少年 你可以輕松擁有夢(mèng)寐以求的幸福家庭

Order now.Alright,we'll be right back.

趕快拿起手中的電話訂購(gòu)吧 好的 馬上回來(lái)繼續(xù)精彩